Just a sudden thought...

[Thevirginwriter]

I don't remember what I used to think of human reproduction before I came to know about sex. Does anyone? Share your theories. This should be interesting. I've heard some from my friends and most were funny. Some were downright ridiculous!

 

[bill4672]

Not sure what I remember about that, but I do remember that I thought that a woman's clitoris was like a tiny little finger that would get erect, and I wondered if it would get in the way during sex.

 

[yossi]

Oh man, here's one: When I was growing up in the 90s and first learned about AIDS, the phrasing I heard was, basically, "If you have sex with someone who is sick you can get AIDS," which in my head translated as, if someone has a cold/flu/etc and you have sex with them, that's how you get AIDS.

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Lol

Not sure what I remember about that, but I do remember that I thought that a woman's clitoris was like a tiny little finger that would get erect, and I wondered if it would get in the way during sex.

I guess it's good you found out the truth about it then!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Roflmao

Oh man, here's one: When I was growing up in the 90s and first learned about AIDS, the phrasing I heard was, basically, "If you have sex with someone who is sick you can get AIDS," which in my head translated as, if someone has a cold/flu/etc and you have sex with them, that's how you get AIDS.

I don't know exactly how long it'd take me to get tired and stop laughing about it! Epic, dude!

 

[free_and_easy]

I don't remember what I used to think of human reproduction before I came to know about sex. Does anyone? Share your theories. This should be interesting. I've heard some from my friends and most were funny. Some were downright ridiculous!

We had a similar discussion recently : how common it was, at school, down to ignorance of anatomy , to suggest that the man stuck his 'thing' in her bottom..
And now we find out that they do, but not for reproduction !

 

[desireinyellow]

I feel like I have always known about sex just not the mechanics of it. But that it was something mommy's and daddy's did and I was not supposed to know about. Also that it involved kissing and pressing bodies. My earliest sexual memory is of when I was about four pressing two of my dolls together they were kissing and my sister saw and asked what I was doing startling me. (shrug)

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Huh...

We had a similar discussion recently : how common it was, at school, down to ignorance of anatomy , to suggest that the man stuck his 'thing' in her bottom..
And now we find out that they do, but not for reproduction !

yeah, I thought the same for a while. Until I found where my cunt was anyway!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Well...

I feel like I have always known about sex just not the mechanics of it. But that it was something mommy's and daddy's did and I was not supposed to know about. Also that it involved kissing and pressing bodies. My earliest sexual memory is of when I was about four pressing two of my dolls together they were kissing and my sister saw and asked what I was doing startling me. (shrug)

you were quite smart I'd say!

 

[bill4672]

I guess it's good you found out the truth about it then!

Yes, it is.

 

[southern_gal]

I was never told a lot about sex when I was a girl. Seeing as how my father was a babtist preacher that is not hard to believe. When I got married after college, my husband was a bit surprised to find out just how little I knew and how inexperienced I was.

 

[quietlylooking]

I remember realizing that there had to be some physical contribution from the father that went in to making the baby, but was mystified as to what it was. When I was in 3rd grade, I went to a slumber party and looked up the word "sex" in the encyclopedia. It spelled out in very clear language the mechanics of it (which I remember to this day): the man's penis enters the woman's vagina. Of course I told all of the other little girls immediately, and we were all completely traumatized.

I had no idea that a man's penis could become erect, and from my limited knowledge of that organ, I had a hard time figuring out how it could actually go into a woman. I thought for a long time that the penis always pointed down, so the man and woman had to lie with their heads on opposite sides of the bed to accomplish intercourse.

 

[xjasminex]

The earliest thing I remember was being asked by my brother about where babies came from. He was 4 years old and I was only just 6. I didn't actually know, but I decided to make up the most disgusting thing I could imagine, to trick him.

Me: "A boy's private parts touches a girl's private parts and then his ball goes into her and becomes the baby."
Him: "EWWWWWW!!! .... GROSS!"
Me: *laughs hysterically, inside my head*
Him: "Doesn't that mean you can only have two babies?"
Me: "Errr... yes."

He told our mum what I'd said later that day and was told off thoroughly. She tried to give me the sex talk then and I'm not sure how much I really understood. I think the amazing thing was how close I was when I was just making shit up.

 

[pussycraver54]

I was told there was a baby store lol the cabbage patch dolls where me proof

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Hahaha

I remember realizing that there had to be some physical contribution from the father that went in to making the baby, but was mystified as to what it was. When I was in 3rd grade, I went to a slumber party and looked up the word "sex" in the encyclopedia. It spelled out in very clear language the mechanics of it (which I remember to this day): the man's penis enters the woman's vagina. Of course I told all of the other little girls immediately, and we were all completely traumatized.

I had no idea that a man's penis could become erect, and from my limited knowledge of that organ, I had a hard time figuring out how it could actually go into a woman. I thought for a long time that the penis always pointed down, so the man and woman had to lie with their heads on opposite sides of the bed to accomplish intercourse.

yeah when I finally came to know about the mechanics I didn't know that either. I thought it might need a help from fingers.

 

[Thevirginwriter]

The earliest thing I remember was being asked by my brother about where babies came from. He was 4 years old and I was only just 6. I didn't actually know, but I decided to make up the most disgusting thing I could imagine, to trick him.

Me: "A boy's private parts touches a girl's private parts and then his ball goes into her and becomes the baby."
Him: "EWWWWWW!!! .... GROSS!"
Me: *laughs hysterically, inside my head*
Him: "Doesn't that mean you can only have two babies?"
Me: "Errr... yes."

He told our mum what I'd said later that day and was told off thoroughly. She tried to give me the sex talk then and I'm not sure how much I really understood. I think the amazing thing was how close I was when I was just making shit up.

yeah, you were pretty gross for a six year old!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Seriously?

I was told there was a baby store lol the cabbage patch dolls where me proof

wow, and here I thought the children were the ones with the most imaginative skill!

 

[tripleflip]

It sounds quaint, I know. Right after I had the "birds and bees talk" with mom I went to the pond in the park to think about it.

It seemed the most amazing and mysterious thing: a man, and a woman, could fall in love, get married, and produce between them another brand new human being, a whole new life constructed of their being, and of their love.

Of course, that impossibly ancient concept has been deconstructed now. It's been demystified. Love is sex, or something that sometimes precedes sex, marriage is a feeling, pregnancy an accident. It's all just "sex." It's not mysterious. It's like something dreamed up by the Marat de Sade and a mechanical engineer.

But we human beings haven't really changed very much. We still need love, and marriage, and children, only now all we get to have is "sex."

So, as I got older, like everyone else I, forgot where I came from. I lost even the words to grieve what I lost. The sexual freedom is exhilarating. Sex feels great! Then, in the afterglow, as I watch him leave, I wonder, "What happened? What was that for?"

It's all been deconstructed and demystified. The demystification of love is the basis of all really good porn. The "old ways" of love and marriage are gone forever. It is not thought good that they ever existed. We still long for he same things, only now our longing is incoate, because inexpressible.

Kristie