Just a quick question...

[intrigued]

When there is a forecast of a big snow storm, do the people in your city/town freak the fuck out? I mean, I just went to Wal-Mart to get some groceries and you couldn't knock your way through that place. I honestly didn't see it that crowded during Christmas. And as I plunder my way to the back of the store...what do I see? To my amazement: NO MILK !!

There is a line backed up to the beer aisle (which was pretty depleted also). What looked like a hundred people waiting on them to re-stock the milk. I continue on through the store and what do I find? NO freaking bread! All thats left is two lil loaves of the diet wheaty shit that nobody wants. So I ask ...does this just happen here in Fuctardville or is this more common than I know?

Also, I think there should be some kind of law against this because what are those of us (who legitimately need groceries) supposed to do ? I mean lets face it folks, if you don't have enough groceries in your house to make it til 3-6 inches of snow melt, then somethin is seriously wrong.

Thank you, that is all.

Oh yeah, it happens here too, but I'm in the south, so I'm sure that explains it?

We are expecting snow and ice starting tomorrow night, (it's the top story on the news, and I'm talking TOTAL panic) and when I grocery shop tomorrow, I'm betting the milk, bread and batteries will be long gone....

 

[His_kitty]

In California we have 24 hour sex shops. You'd like it here.

Fess up, you're just trying to get me to move there so that I can become your lil lust slave who does your deviant biddings.

 

[Agent99]

Kotori and Wolfhound,

Have you ever noticed that ads for SUVs and other 4 wheel drive or off road vehicles always come with the disclaimer "Closed course with professional driver. DO NOT attempt this"

Kind of reminds me of that old joke about 'signs', if you remember that.

 

[kotori]

Kotori and Wolfhound,

Have you ever noticed that ads for SUVs and other 4 wheel drive or off road vehicles always come with the disclaimer "Closed course with professional driver. DO NOT attempt this"

Kind of reminds me of that old joke about 'signs', if you remember that.

I remember the song. "Long haired hippy freaks need not apply..."

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

Re: Re: Just a quick question...

Oh yeah, it happens here too, but I'm in the south, so I'm sure that explains it?

We are expecting snow and ice starting tomorrow night, (it's the top story on the news, and I'm talking TOTAL panic) and when I grocery shop tomorrow, I'm betting the milk, bread and batteries will be long gone....

yeah well, I'm in KY (lots don't consider that the south) and its supposed to start tomorrow around noon for us. Hope you got your goods in! lol

kitts, I'll come and drive you to the store sweetie....snow doesn't scare me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why.

 

[HeavyStick]

Fess up, you're just trying to get me to move there so that I can become your lil lust slave who does your deviant biddings.

How is that bad? honeylick lives out here to.

 

[His_kitty]

How is that bad? honeylick lives out here to.

I never said it was bad, I just wanted to hear you say it. ;-)






Honey, if you came up here do you think it would be to the store you'd be driving me? *eg

 

[kotori]

Re: Re: Re: Just a quick question...

You look like a fine outstanding young man, I'll think you'll do...

yeah well, I'm in KY (lots don't consider that the south) and its supposed to start tomorrow around noon for us. Hope you got your goods in! lol

Hey, me too. But I can walk to work--and to Kroger or Winn-Dixie.

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Re: Just a quick question...

yeah well, I'm in KY (lots don't consider that the south) and its supposed to start tomorrow around noon for us. Hope you got your goods in! lol

kitts, I'll come and drive you to the store sweetie....snow doesn't scare me.

Oh, I'll get my goods in tomorrow, but what worries me is making it to the airport in Charlotte Friday, I gotta catch that flight...
The snow doesn't bother me, but even in my bat mobile car, the ice does concern me cause I've never driven in those conditions.

 

[Agent99]

Signs

HH, please bear with this mini hijack. But this joke is in tune with the theme of stupidity all around us!



THE STUPID SIGN

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today?

The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is.

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Just a quick question...

You look like a fine outstanding young man, I'll think you'll do...

Hey, me too. But I can walk to work--and to Kroger or Winn-Dixie.

Yeah well I could too, as could most people in this town....so I honestly don't get it. Good to meet a fellow bluegrasser.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I took off my hat

I said "Imagine that..."

 

[kotori]

Re: Signs

HH, please bear with this mini hijack. But this joke is in tune with the theme of stupidity all around us!

THE STUPID SIGN . . .

. . . The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is.

I like it. Maybe we could get some of those stickers that say "Hello, My Name Is..." and have them preprinted with "Stoopid."

 

[kotori]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Just a quick question...

"Me, working for you. Signs..."

Good to meet a fellow bluegrasser.

A transplanted New Jerseyan, but yeah.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Do this!

Don't do that!


I lived in VA for years and the threat of snow made for a manic carnival at the grocery stores.

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

Agent99...feel free to hijack at any given time.

It made me laugh.