Jus' Place

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Can I be an alien prisioner?

 

[Tom Collins]

Can I be an alien prisioner?

If that's what you heart's desire is, darlin'. Shall I pull out my tractor beam? *ish *

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If that's what you heart's desire is, darlin'. Shall I pull out my tractor beam? *ish *

LoL. . .tractor beams don't probe. They just drag you through space!

 

[Tom Collins]

LoL. . .tractor beams don't probe. They just drag you through space!

Exactly...I use it to drag you into my ship and then I probe all your naughty bits.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Exactly...I use it to drag you into my ship and then I probe all your naughty bits.

My bits aren't naughty. I'm angelic.

 

[Tom Collins]

My bits aren't naughty. I'm angelic.

They'd be naughty by the time I was done with you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LoL. . . I'm sure they would be.

 

[Tom Collins]

LoL. . . I'm sure they would be.

Besides...you can't claim the title of "Angel" so long as Jus is using your halo for a cock ring. *snicker*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Damn. . . I haven't gotten that back from him yet!!! Tried in Fiesty, but I'll be damned if he didn't run off again. . . I'll get that back.

 

[Tom Collins]

Damn. . . I haven't gotten that back from him yet!!! Tried in Fiesty, but I'll be damned if he didn't run off again. . . I'll get that back.

I can't begin to imagine how much Halo Polish it's going to take to get it shinning again when you finally do.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know... I'll have to find someone with the right kind of polish to help me out.

 

[Tom Collins]

I know... I'll have to find someone with the right kind of polish to help me out.

Well...I've got this neat lil widgit that buffs things up real nice like...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A widgit? Isn't that something they use in croquet or golf?

 

[Tom Collins]

A widgit? Isn't that something they use in croquet or golf?

In croquet it would be refered to as a mallet....in golf it's a club.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

So you're going to club me with a mallet?

 

[Tom Collins]

So you're going to club me with a mallet?

No...rub you with my widgit. *lick*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

So you're going to rub me with your widgit? Then why did you just lick me?

 

[Tom Collins]

So you're going to rub me with your widgit? Then why did you just lick me?

Cuz you taste good?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Naaaaa. . . I taste average.

 

[Tom Collins]

Naaaaa. . . I taste average.

Yummalicious

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LoL. . . that post was like soooo forever ago. lol. . .

I have a headache.

 

[joeys-game]

what about aliens?

they like to probe, you know.

clowns scare the hell outa me..aliens too for that matter..but probing in and of itself could be fun!!

 

[joeys-game]

For a Saturday night it is absolutely deader than dead in here..maybe i'll have a chance to just sleep for a change..lays in one of the booths, feet up on the table..

 

[jushorny]

*Strolls in finally Sees Joey sleeping, heads behing bar, grabs myself a cold one and sit on stool*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*plops on your lap* Hey stud.