Junk Drawer BDSM

[AngelicAssassin]

New list
*Set of mini screwdrivers (the kind you fix eye glasses with)
*old kitty collar with tags attached
*half used roll of duct tape

New List

• A mess of scattered toothpicks
• a packet of soy sauce
• Dried out superglue tube

Ok MissT ... i'm going for broke and combining all six.

• Cut a strip of duct tape long enough to reach from the pyl's navel to the small of the back when passed between the legs.
• Puncture the duct tape strip, from non-sticky to sticky side with both mini-screw drivers and scattered toothpicks ... the majority of the length of both items on the sticky side of the tape.
• Hang the remaining roll on the male pyl's penis, or place within female pyl's cleavage.
• Tape pyl appropriately ... toothpicks and screwdrivers to penetrate a male's anus, or female's vagina depending on the pyl in question.
• Empty contents of soy sauce packet in pyl's mouth with the directive not to swallow.
• Roll used superglue tube (SGT) up completely like you would a toothpaste tube with cap off, then replace cap.
• Insert rolled up end of SGT between pyl's teeth.
• Tilt SGT cap upward and inward until the tip lies right between the pyl's nostrils.
• Unscrew cap until it can be removed by the pyl bending over.
• Work the ends of the kitty collar into the pyl's nostrils, one end per nostril, to form a hanging U.
• Instruct pyl to masturbate to orgasm.
• Yank the duct tape off as the pyl peaks.

Play stops and discipline, punishment if displeased, ensues if the pyl meets any of the following conditions:

• Duct tape roll hits the floor.
• SGT and/or SGT cap hits the floor.
• Soy sauce seeps from the mouth of the pyl.
• Kitty collar hits the floor.

Technodivinitas' song...

Td ... i'd like the lyrics from your song, either by PM if you wish them kept close, or posted to any of the song lyric threads if you wish to share them with all. My compliments on the content and performance.


New List

• http://www.fishfarmsupply.ca/images/sampling_equipement/waterproofpaper/hippocketbook.jpg
• http://www.toonytown.com/images/escalimetro.jpg
• http://www.pembrokeontario.com/building/compass.jpg

 

[Technodivinitas]

Wonder what AA does for a living...

If that's the kind of thing he finds in his junkdrawer!

Originally posted by AngelicAssassin Td ... i'd like the lyrics from your song, either by PM if you wish them kept close, or posted to any of the song lyric threads if you wish to share them with all. My compliments on the content and performance.

Thanks, AA. I'll post them PM to ya.

New List

• http://www.fishfarmsupply.ca/images/sampling_equipement/waterproofpaper/hippocketbook.jpg
• http://www.toonytown.com/images/escalimetro.jpg
• http://www.pembrokeontario.com/building/compass.jpg

Using the architect's scale & compass, lay out a carefully engineered scale design of a complicated new torture device which can double as a trebuchet on your sub's back. Make extensive notes, and erase all the layout marks, checking over your shoulder to be certain They didn't get a look at your evil secret plans. Then, using the lead of the compass as the centerpoint, scratch very small precise concentric circles all over your sub's butt, belly, breasts, etc... Use them for target practice with the stingy toy of your choice.

New List:

• The lens from a broken pair of sunglasses
• Slightly sticky napkins from the Chinese resturant the Soy Sauce® in my previous list came from
• A slightly fuzzy piece of very old hard candy

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Peanut Roll

New List:

• The lens from a broken pair of sunglasses
• Slightly sticky napkins from the Chinese resturant the Soy Sauce® in my previous list came from
• A slightly fuzzy piece of very old hard candy

• Unfold two or more napkins.
• Overlap napkins longest diagonal to longest diagonal.
• Roll napkins to form a makeshift blindfold where the ends will at least fit over both of the pyl's ears.
• Set hard candy in the bowl of lens upon the hardwood or vinyl floor of one room in the house.
• Put pyl on hands and knees, head down, to nudge "the man in the boat" around the room by nose.

Anything else done to the pyl while "rolling the peanut" becomes gravy

... especially if the "man" falls out of the "boat" ...

New List:

• Empty CD-R case
• Spare 40 pin ribbon cable
• Adapter rails for installation of Hard Disk Drive (HDD) inside a PC

 

[Krinaia]

Re: Peanut Roll

• Unfold two or more napkins.
• Overlap napkins longest diagonal to longest diagonal.
• Roll napkins to form a makeshift blindfold where the ends will at least fit over both of the pyl's ears.
• Set hard candy in the bowl of lens upon the hardwood or vinyl floor of one room in the house.
• Put pyl on hands and knees, head down, to nudge "the man in the boat" around the room by nose.

Anything else done to the pyl while "rolling the peanut" becomes gravy

... especially if the "man" falls out of the "boat" ...

New List:

• Empty CD-R case
• Spare 40 pin ribbon cable
• Adapter rails for installation of Hard Disk Drive (HDD) inside a PC

No fair... I know those architectural tools like the back of my hand but other then the empty cd-r case i don't know of what the other tow are but i can guess... damn, i'll google, i wanna play

CD CASE: tell subby that they have half an hour to fill case with cd of porn for you to watch while she sucks your cock, for every MB she's unable to fill - well insert punishment here

Ribbon - why tying her wrists behind her back as you throw her over the kitchen table to do with her as she pleases... or to wrap around her neck as you fuck her from behind - any marks made are a plus let's see how many days she has to wear a scarf to work

I think if you borrow some string from that sewing kit - those rails could make interesting nipple weights.... or possibly cruel spanking devices.


NEW ITEMS:

POST IT NOTES
NEVER OPENED BOTTLE OF RUBBER CEMENT
DECK OF CARDS WITH SEVERAL CARDS MISSING - IN PARTICULAR THE QUEEN OF SPADES AND THREE OF DIAMONDS