June 7, 2013

[islandman]

On this day, Laurel decided she wanted to be down with the brown.

 

[Laurel]

Little known fact: my first kiss was an Indian guy in my 7th grade class. My first "boyfriend" was a Mexican guy.

 

[islandman]

You were formerly an Indian guy?

Is your name "Sanjay"?

 

[unregistered]

 

[blackleggings]

I think Indian guys are so sexy.

True fact.

 

[IndieSnob]

Little known fact:

My first non-innocent kiss wasn't until I was 22.

The first time I had sex, or performed anything sexual, I was 23.

 

[islandman]

I think Indian guys are so sexy.

True fact.

The curry kind or the bow and arrow kind?

 

[IndieSnob]

The curry kind or the bow and arrow kind?

Racist.

 

[islandman]

Racist.

Which part?

 

[Laurel]

Blah! "was" not "as". His name was Gopal. He and I were smart in English class together.

 

[IndieSnob]

Which part?

The part where you said you don't like white short, chubby hairy men.

Well, the white part.

Or maybe it's not because I'm white, and your a weightist.

Or a hairiest'ist.

Or a beard'ist.

Fuck if I know.

 

[islandman]

Summary: Laurel has already been down with the brown.

Follow up: Perhaps she'd like a refresher.

 

[IndieSnob]

Summary: Laurel has already been down with the brown.

Follow up: Perhaps she'd like a refresher.

Post follow up. Please let me love your brown self.

 

[islandman]

Blah! "was" not "as". His name was Gopal. He and I were smart in English class together.

Also, no fair editing your posts without the "last edited" showing up!

 

[islandman]

The part where you said you don't like white short, chubby hairy men.

Well, the white part.

Or maybe it's not because I'm white, and your a weightist.

Or a hairiest'ist.

Or a beard'ist.

Fuck if I know.

Post follow up. Please let me love your brown self.

You are one confused and hairy white dude.

 

[IndieSnob]

Although I hate Led Zeppelin with every ounce fiber of my being...

You've left me Dazed and Confused for so long.

Oh, and although I hate the Doors just as much, and although it's a Willie Dixon song they butchered

I wanna be your back door man. Not *that back door*. I'm not a bottom.

 

[islandman]

I'm starting to get as uncomfortable with this thread as Laurel was from its onset.

 

[IndieSnob]

I'm sorry.

 

[islandman]

Me too.

Now go listen to Vanilla Ice.

 

[IndieSnob]

Robert Van Winkle.

When you're born with that name, you're doomed to failure.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol...

 

[Killswitch]

I think Indian guys are so sexy.

True fact.

lol..

 

[thør]

On this day, Laurel decided she wanted to be down with the brown.

100 years ago today, the first man stood on Denali. Chances are, Walter was not a white man.