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Here ya go, everyone. Me first. Since we're all too afraid of being different here, let's just all use guest names. Sound like fun? Me first though, OK?

Naked Hunny-Shut the fuck up and finish high school before you pop any more kids out of that nasty rotten snatch of yours so you can at least be understood when you post. Oh, and lose some weight.

Tiggs-All of the above plus you're a slut.

DCL-Lose the ego, man. Otherwise how are you going to get to the computer room? You won't be able to fit your head through the door.

Deborah-Have yourself committed.

Skitten-you should go back to school too so you stop typing like this then we'd be able to understand what you're saying right now its pretty hardcuzeverythingyoutypecomesoutlookinglikethis

Wizard-How big of a cock can a 5' tall smartass like you have anyway? And you're uuuuugggglllllyyyyy. Fire your mouth off here because no one would take you seriously otherwise.

Nicole-I've said it before, get your own damn husband.

Xander-Angelique's lucky. You're pathetic and fickle. Got over her fast, didn't you?

Bobtoad-And they talk about other people lying. Harumph.

I'll post more later, but its time to let someone else have a chance now.
 
Oh, me first!

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
oh and yadda yadda yadda

You're lame. Get a life.
 
Two thumbs down

You wanna dig up dirt on people and sling mud around? Here's a shovel, there's the door. Go outside and play.
 
Where's mine?

*sniffle*

All I have is Ramlick and he isn't even a troll. How pathetic is that?
 
Hey, does this count? She's using the name Oncler...

Or does she have to register it first??
 
Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump.

Yes Lasher they have to register ... Sorry.
 
Nicole my sweet, doesn't jumping up and down on the trampoline after all that popcorn make you wanna urp? Makes me a little queasy thinking about all that hot buttered greasy movie style popcorn and the energetic wiggly bouncing. The popcorn, not the bouncing.

Keep bouncing and wiggling please I'm selling tickets. Heehee, we're gonna be rich.
 
Lasher, how could I have forgotten you? I'm so sorry. You are a moron who wouldn't know cynicism if it crawled up your ass and layed eggs. That's all the hadle is, showing you how assinine your idea, game, whatever is.

And I don't see Dixon's post about who I am yet.
 
Yawn.

You know, this isn't even popcorn-worthy.

So...anyone dressing up for Halloween?
 
What a coinkinkydink! He's going as an Apple Valley lawyer! :)

What's a hadle?

It's a thing you use to pour soup into bowls.
 
Mmmmmmmmm, ..Lets see Lasher.....a Hadle is ....

:p
 
A Hadle ... Hmmm a hadle???

Isn't that when you throw different prices back and forth with a salesperson???

Oh Noooooooo That's Haggle, Gee I dunno Lasher.

Maybe our resident BITCH has no idea how to spell and can't fix it up when she can't edit.
 
R Nitelight said:
Does anyone else miss AssFire?

Hmmmm... let me think... nope. Don't believe I do.

Hey Nicole, pass the popcorn please. And extra salt with mine if you don't mind.
 
Since my son is going as Anakin Skywalker this year I was thinking about wearing a T-shirt that said

"Man's on first.
Batter Bunts.
Throw's to Second."

and going as The Force.
 
Oncler/Guest/Detective said:
Naked Hunny-Shut the fuck up and finish high school before you pop any more kids out of that nasty rotten snatch of yours so you can at least be understood when you post. Oh, and lose some weight.

Tiggs-All of the above plus you're a slut.

Well, you don't really know shit about me. I have my high school diploma, and I'm sure I am understood when I post. I only have one kid, thank you. My "snatch" is neither nasty nor rotten. And, yes, I know I'm fat, but I really don't give a shit. I've been working on losing weight after having had my son. So it's been a slow process, so what? And, do you think you can insult me by calling me a slut? Well, you can't! I love sex! Big deal! If a man admits to loving sex he's a "stud", but when a woman does she's a "slut"... Oh well. With that I say, have a nice day. I really pitty you. Bye now. You're a waste of my time!

~Lindsay
 
Originally posted by Tiggs I love sex! Big deal! If a man admits to loving sex he's a "stud", but when a woman does she's a "slut"... Oh well.

Hey good-lookin, wanna join my slut support group? We're having green jello and whipped cream to play with tonight!
 
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