JuicyLips!!!

[Carp]

Just why are your lips juicy? Exactly what about them is juicy? Enquiring minds want explicit details.

 

[Oscuridad]

I drowned in them a week ago and took Judo down with me.

She's a sexual Charybdis!!!!

 

[RawHumor]

She masturbates with citrus fruits. The juices just flow.

From where, I won't say.

 

[Carp]

Do you really want Juicy to know you think she is a monster???

 

[Oscuridad]

Charybdis was a whirlpool...

And I only mean that in the most passionate way

 

[Carp]

Charybdis was a whirlpool...

And I only mean that in the most passionate way

Charybdis was the daughter of Posieden and Gaia, who flooded lands for Poseiden until Zeus turned her into a monster...then she both sucked water and blew it out, or something like that. She lived in a cave next to some other Greek monster. Not quite the vision I had of Juicy. ALthough the sucking thing...

 

[Oscuridad]

Scylla...

DAmn, I thought I'd skate by without the details.

Now I have to take it back...

Ruddy fish

 

[DarkAngel]

I still like the Venus picture I have going better!

 

[Carp]

Scylla...

DAmn, I thought I'd skate by without the details.

Now I have to take it back...

Ruddy fish

Normally, I would have let you scate by, but as this was to be my tribute to Juicy, I couldnt let someone upstage me that easily...

 

[Oscuridad]

Fair enough.

*shines hot spotlight on the fish*

 

[Carp]

Fair enough.

*shines hot spotlight on the fish*

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, POACH ME?

 

[DarkAngel]

I have the lemon!

 

[Carp]

Don't say i didn't warn you. Carp have lots of bones.

 

[Oscuridad]

I dont eat... fish.

 

[Carp]

I dont eat... fish.

OH, SO YOU WERE JUST GONNA PARBOIL ME AND THEN LEAVE ME TO ROT, EH?

 

[Oscuridad]

No, DA eats you.

I'm just a travelling chef.

 

[scrymettet]

I dont eat... fish.

Just good for catfood

 

[juicylips]

This thread is very entertaining.

I'm not even here to defend myself!!!

 

[Carp]

(In my best radio voice)

Have no fear. fair lady. I shall defend you!!!

 

[Carp]

Now. We want details. how juicy are your lips. Why are they juicy. Does their juicyness enhance or detract from their kissableness?

 

[DarkAngel]

Nah.. I prefer my fish with two legs..

 

[PepperminTrish]

Now ya'll better make sure you treat my juicylips right. She only deserves the very best ........ make sure you give it to her. Frequently.

 

[Carp]

Nah.. I prefer my fish with two legs..

OK. So now we're back to killing something and not eating it. Didn't your papa raise ya no better 'n that?

 

[Carp]

Now ya'll better make sure you treat my juicylips right. She only deserves the very best ........ make sure you give it to her. Frequently.

Trish, ya'all can come along to be sure

 

[juicylips]

Now. We want details. how juicy are your lips. Why are they juicy. Does their juicyness enhance or detract from their kissableness?

Tsk..tsk.

Do you think I'd give away my most juicy of secrets so easily?


I can tell you that they are always at their most kissableness.