Judo's Gunfight Thread Revisited

WickedEve

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I've been wanting to bring this back for months now. This was the most fun, poets!
Here's a link to the original thread.

This is a LIVE poetry challenge. Two poets sign up for the duel. They meet on this board at the appointed time. A person chosen to moderate the gunfight will then give the dueling poets a topic to write about and a time limit. As soon as they receive it, they have the specified time (for example, 30 minutes) to create the poem and post it on the thread.

There will be 3 judges who will have up to 24 hours to judge the poetry based on:
"The judges should award the winner to the poet who:

1) Completes their work in the allotted time, and...
2) Best illustrates the subject matter."

The judges, who volunteer for this job, PM their decisions to the gunfight mod, who will then announce the winner.

And now here's the really fun part! During the gunfight, other posters are encouraged to post comments like these:

Damn! A stray bullet quicker than haiku just whizzed by me!

stop that shooting! (running through to the saloon, dodging bullets)

Let me know if there is any interest in this challenge and we'll see if we can get together a good, ol', bloody, poetry gunfight!
Make sure you check out the old thread. :)
 
WickedEve said:
I've been wanting to bring this back for months now. This was the most fun, poets!
Here's a link to the original thread.

This is a LIVE poetry challenge. Two poets sign up for the duel. They meet on this board at the appointed time. A person chosen to moderate the gunfight will then give the dueling poets a topic to write about and a time limit. As soon as they receive it, they have the specified time (for example, 30 minutes) to create the poem and post it on the thread.

There will be 3 judges who will have up to 24 hours to judge the poetry based on:
"The judges should award the winner to the poet who:

1) Completes their work in the allotted time, and...
2) Best illustrates the subject matter."

The judges, who volunteer for this job, PM their decisions to the gunfight mod, who will then announce the winner.

And now here's the really fun part! During the gunfight, other posters are encouraged to post comments like these:

Damn! A stray bullet quicker than haiku just whizzed by me!

stop that shooting! (running through to the saloon, dodging bullets)

Let me know if there is any interest in this challenge and we'll see if we can get together a good, ol', bloody, poetry gunfight!
Make sure you check out the old thread. :)
i want in on this..no wait i just remembered who i'd be up against..oh hell no:D :kiss:
 
I'll volunteer as a judge, as I did on the original gunfight thread.

Great idea, Eve. I've been meaning to do this for a long time... :) :rose:
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I'll volunteer as a judge, as I did on the original gunfight thread.

Great idea, Eve. I've been meaning to do this for a long time... :) :rose:
JUDO had a real gem here! She had the best threads.
Fawnie if you volunteer to shoot it out, then we don't know who you'll be up against. Someone needs to challenge you. I won't be fighting or judging. I'm hoping someone will moderate the poetry gunfight. Any volunteers?
 
I thought the moderator would be one of the judges (namely you). But if you want I'll take care of it. I'll be happy to do anything. I'm on a power-trip. :D
 
WickedEve said:
JUDO had a real gem here! She had the best threads.
Fawnie if you volunteer to shoot it out, then we don't know who you'll be up against. Someone needs to challenge you. I won't be fighting or judging. I'm hoping someone will moderate the poetry gunfight. Any volunteers?

ok..fawnie the 1 arm bandit rides into town! i'm in!:D
 
Liar the Gun-shy might consider getting shot. But not now. I'm supposed to be working. ;)
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I thought the moderator would be one of the judges (namely you). But if you want I'll take care of it. I'll be happy to do anything. I'm on a power-trip. :D
lmao..you? i never noticed:D
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I thought the moderator would be one of the judges (namely you). But if you want I'll take care of it. I'll be happy to do anything. I'm on a power-trip. :D
I'm Poetzilla and I AM the Power trip. I stomp through the board creating new threads to crush. CRUSH!
 
Oh, that poetzilla was me. I forgot to log back in as the wicked one.
 
fawnie said:
ok..fawnie the 1 arm bandit rides into town! i'm in!:D
Okay, we have one victim. Who will challenge the 1 arm bandit? Be warned, the arm she has is fast and furious!
 
minsue said:
We knew. :D

*ducks & runs*




:kiss:
lol

wait a minute... how did you know I was the poetzilla? :mad: Oops, I just stepped on something... and it's all crushed and I'm like really sorry. Poetzilla needs to get out of Dodge. Hey, Dodge those poetry bullets!
 
The Poets said:
I'm Poetzilla and I AM the Power trip. I stomp through the board creating new threads to crush. CRUSH!

There's only one poetzilla on this board and it's named hyndaline.

:D
 
Angeline said:
There's only one poetzilla on this board and it's named hyndaline.

:D
After the bloody gunfight, maybe we'll let the hyndaline and poetzilla go at it.
 
WickedEve said:
After the bloody gunfight, maybe we'll let the hyndaline and poetzilla go at it.

I was going to suggest that--it would be fun though I think you'd have the advantage while the Hyndaline argued with um herself. :D
 
Angeline said:
I was going to suggest that--it would be fun though I think you'd have the advantage while the Hyndaline argued with um herself. :D
Poetzilla accepts this challenge. We must write poetry in a large city that we can crumble with our words!
 
Eve, if you don't want to moderate the gunfight, I'll do it. Seriously, this time. :)

We'll need three judges, though.
 
I think you'd make a great mod for the blood bath. :)

Now we need judges. And has anyone challenged fawnie?
 
WickedEve said:
I think you'd make a great mod for the blood bath. :)

Now we need judges. And has anyone challenged fawnie?
A stranger appears, riding into town on, a cute little palamino named Cork.

"Howdy, Ah dun heard thar's a bubble bath g'win' on in this heyah corral. Now, thar ain't no Champagne evah born who can resist bubbly stuff....

"Hold on jes' a minute thar pard. A blood bath? Yew sho'? Wahl now then,"

hitching up my capris pants

"Ah ain't never backed down from no pun fight in mah life and Ah'll be more than willin' ta try mah pen at winnin' that thar title as the fastest poet this side of the ... Urals?"

I should be available tomorrow, Friday, June 18 after 4:00 pm (MST) aka 11:00 pm (GMT).
 
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