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I'm a switch hitter myself. I let my rightie enjoy but then southpaw starts bitchin' so I gotta give him some so I try to make em both happy :D
 
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BlueSugar said:
I always smirk at people with their arms/wrists in casts because you know it could be their masturbating hand too - bad for them.

oddly, I have always injured the right hand, so I was always got out of school work, practicing music and the like, but was able to masturbate hehe! Everyone was all "ooh.. that sucks..." I would just smile and snicker.
I think the mouse/clicker had a big thing to do with it...

and tangent: magic fingers and anyone else: I read my magazines backwards... anyone else do that?
What magazines? You mean sexual ones? Do you mean right to left, or back to front? Are you in China? Well, then it would be easier to turn pages with your right hand.

I find it hard to read that way, myself. But I did learn to read upside down and backwards from working in an engraving shop for a while. That's a good skill to have.

I feel that no matter what we injure, we will always figure out a way to masturbate.

As Yogi once said, "He's ambidextrous with either hand.":D
 
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MagicFingers said:
What magazines? You mean sexual ones? Do you mean right to left, or back to front? Are you in China? Well, then it would be easier to turn pages with your right hand.

I find it hard to read that way, myself. But I did learn to read upside down and backwards from working in an engraving shop for a while. That's a good skill to have.

I feel that no matter what we injure, we will always figure out a way to masturbate.

As Yogi once said, "He's ambidextrous with either hand.":D

porno mags to the occasional cosmo ... i start at the back and work my way to the front... I've done this since junior high (I'm in vt lol) ::shrug:: maybe I'm the only one! haha!
 
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