JP is drunk

[SexyWench]

I'd direct her to cross
the border again
evening lovely

 

[just pet]

Come sleep in my twin bed.
We will tell secrets and fit into tight places.
Share cocktails and get twisted.

If i wasn't so sloshed i'd hop in my car for [parts known

let's do that when we'resober
worth remembering

 

[just pet]

Drunkeness has loosened some vital threads indeed.

Let's see...start here.

I had grapes for dinner
Was it good for you too?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Go to nowilaymedowntosleep.com.

 

[just pet]

It started as a general discussion, and degenerated into flirting and insult-trading. As usual, I stuck with the flirting.

But now you're here, and seem to be drawing in the interesting people.

With luck this thread will degeneratetoo

I never flirt

in public

 

[gravyrug]

With luck this thread will degeneratetoo

I never flirt

in public

Uh huh. Bet you never show cleavage, either...

 

[just pet]

I just made a drink myself.

Grey Goose and apricot juice in a glass filled with ice.


Yum

I'd skip the apricots
I used to savor GG martinis

 

[just pet]

It's soooo peanut butter jelly time.

Yeah, skip the marshmallow fluff
I prefer hard core ridiculous

 

[passionkat]

What is your drink of choice this evening?

 

[Lancecastor]

Tale of two titties again?

Oh geez... my sense of humor is gone too

Gone, but not forgotten. Good to see you...you know the rest.

 

[just pet]

I'd direct her to cross
the border again
evening lovely

It's a distinct possibility
Before it gets too cold

How long do I have before that?

 

[just pet]

Go to nowilaymedowntosleep.com.

soon,sleeping beauty,soon

 

[just pet]

Gone, but not forgotten. Good to see you...you know the rest.

Did I tell you I moved?
All the bits, new number
Change of scenery

What's up in your part of town?

 

[Cleopatra]

Don't go anywhere, silly.

We want your drunken comments all in one place. to be quoted.

 

[Lancecastor]

Did I tell you I moved?
All the bits, new number
Change of scenery

What's up in your part of town?

The last time we connected, you had just decided to move.

Send me your number and tell me what time you normally wake up on weekdays and I'll give you a wake up call sometime when I've got a space in my day to have a good morning chat with you.

Damn, that gave me an erection.

 

[SexyWench]

It's a distinct possibility
Before it gets too cold

How long do I have before that?

Not too long
but there are some Canucks here
willing to keep you warm

 

[luxey313]

If i wasn't so sloshed i'd hop in my car for [parts known

let's do that when we'resober
worth remembering

agreed JP

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Hmmmmm no different in your actions other than a few spelling mistakes.... drink up some more.

 

[just pet]

Don't go anywhere, silly.

We want your drunken comments all in one place. to be quoted.

Was just in PM

One of my nurses called to report a wacky admission
wrote about it but it wans't so funny second time around

but we shared the story of a siter who kept her sister's ashes in a baggy
not a ziplock... a baggy

don't quote me on that one

 

[just pet]

The last time we connected, you had just decided to move.

Send me your number and tell me what time you normally wake up on weekdays and I'll give you a wake up call sometime when I've got a space in my day to have a good morning chat with you.

Damn, that gave me an erection.

Hold that erection

Talk tomorrow

 

[just pet]

Not too long
but there are some Canucks here
willing to keep you warm

I want that list in PM
polease

 

[just pet]

agreed JP

Is there any time of year when FLA is pleasant?
Because that'swhen I'll be there

 

[atmas]

JP wants an interesting thread and I'm just shiny enough to not be able to start one. Damn happy hour!
I'll have to put my clever hat on.

 

[drown]

wine
women
song​

poets
bibbled
about these.

 

[Queersetti]

Hmmmmm no different in your actions other than a few spelling mistakes.... drink up some more.

If she made any spelling mistakes, she's sloshed.