JOY (and last place) IS MINE!

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally Posted by oggbashan
In the absence of any other AH claimants (and it's too late now):

Rumple Foreskin is the winner of the AH Last Place (tm) Contest for Valentine's Day 2006!

Og

Who, me? Let joyous celebrations commence.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/OFBNM-boobie2.jpg
two blue-footed boobie birds​

I want to thank all those writers who are so much better than me and submitted stories so much better than mine, that this coveted "boobie prize" has come my way. And a special tip-of-the-hat to the Great Og for all his efforts to make this distinctive award what it is today.

My computer thanks you, my muse thanks you, and I thank you.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Awww. *snuggles*

At least you entered the contest, unlike those of us who didn't even have an idea for a story.

 

[TxRad]

Congrats are in order.......Uh, I think.......

I can't say the best man won but then again I didn't enters.........

 

[Black Tulip]

CONGRATULATIONS!

Enjoy your boobie prize.

 

[rgraham666]

Nicely done, Rumple. (Polite applause)

 

[dreampilot79]

RF... we all know that if the award was presented based on meritt... it would be MINE... however the irreverant caused a conspiracy (could the CIA be behind it?) to sink you MUCH lower than your talent deserved....

Still congrats on the award... keep it poished... for you know I covet it completely.

The next one shall be mine.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Congrats Rumply...

I like the last place contest, because it really reflects someone who did something different, took a chance... way to go!

Boobie prize is yours...

should we all show our boobies now? <grin>

 

[English Lady]

*wiping a tear from my eye*

It's good to see a good man like rumply getting what he deserves, he's been striving for it for many competitions and finally it is in his grasp.

Congrats rumps I you

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Many thanks to all of you for those sincere congratulations.

I've always heard that true talent will eventually seek its own level. My winning the Last Place (tm) Contest boobie prize would seem to prove that.

I'd thought about running a poll with iconic images that might serve as the logo of this great award. But I'm lazy and those dumb birds were just too good to pass up.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Many thanks to all of you for those sincere congratulations.

I've always heard that true talent will eventually seek its own level. My winning the Last Place (tm) Contest boobie prize would seem to prove that.

I'd thought about running a poll with iconic images that might serve as the logo of this great award. But I'm lazy and those dumb birds were just too good to pass up.

Rumple Foreskin

Somehow I think there was foul play and skullduggery afoot in your win...and that just makes it all the sweeter!

You have given us all something to aim for...you are a role model for addled writers everywhere.

All of Bratslavia is proud of you this day!

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Congrats Rumply...

I like the last place contest, because it really reflects someone who did something different, took a chance... way to go!

Boobie prize is yours...

should we all show our boobies now? <grin>

whispering ... Meet us over at the Church of the Burning Bush, and Discount Shooting Gallery a little later....

 

[oggbashan]

Here is a preview of the Booby Prize

Unfortunately you have to travel to Japan at your own expense to claim it on live TV.


Og

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Unfortunately you have to travel to Japan at your own expense to claim it on live TV.


Og

We could check on the price on shipping him via tramp steamer...I hear he has an affinity for tramps....trampy women that is....

 

[MissBri]