Todd-'o'-Vision
Super xVirgin Man
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It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years
of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted
by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At the fourth house, a strikingly beautiful woman in a
revealing negligee met him at the door. She took him by the
hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind
him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew
his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed
him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry
waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly
satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the
cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but
what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something special
for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Fuck him. Give
him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
*********************
A repairman is walking through a mental institution. He comes
up to the first room and sees a man swinging an imaginary
baseball bat.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a homerun I'm out of here,"
replies the man.
The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way.
In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf
club.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks. "I'm Arnold Palmer.
As soon as I make a hole in one I'm out of here!" replies the
man.
The repairman shakes his head and comes up to the next room.
There's a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of
his dick.
"What the hell are you doing!" he asks.
"I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!
of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted
by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.
At the fourth house, a strikingly beautiful woman in a
revealing negligee met him at the door. She took him by the
hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind
him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew
his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed
him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry
waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly
satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the
cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but
what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something special
for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Fuck him. Give
him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
*********************
A repairman is walking through a mental institution. He comes
up to the first room and sees a man swinging an imaginary
baseball bat.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a homerun I'm out of here,"
replies the man.
The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way.
In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf
club.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks. "I'm Arnold Palmer.
As soon as I make a hole in one I'm out of here!" replies the
man.
The repairman shakes his head and comes up to the next room.
There's a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of
his dick.
"What the hell are you doing!" he asks.
"I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!
