jokes

[binkley]

I'll start:

Two penguins are standing on an iceberg.

One penguin says to the other: You look like you're wearing a tuxedo.

The other penguin answers: Who says I'm not?

 

[binkley]

grasshopper

A grasshopper goes into a bar and sits down.

The bartender leans over and say: Do you know I have a drink named after you?

The grasshopper answers: Why would anyone name a drink Bob?

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

only laughing on the inside

 

[Guest]

Damn! look at all the cobwebs in here.

 

[Pagliacci]

Damn! look at all the cobwebs in here.

Sorry,didn't get that joke

 

[Asendin]

Anal Sex!

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn't.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course yes. Where do you think attorneys come from!"