Lord DragonsWing
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Okay everyone. Too many political threads and time for some jokes. As you all know I live in Alabama, but I grew up in Louisiana, so I love the cajun jokes of Boudreaux and Pierre.
I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with them but I'll start the joke thread out with one.
Post whatever joke you want let's have fun.
The Houston Zoo was transporting a large female gorilla to New Orleans' Audubon Zoo. Just outside of Lafayettte, the gorilla begins to go crazy, making it difficult to drive the transport truck. The zookeepers realized that the gorilla was in heat and pulled off at the next exit to try to figure out what to do to calm the gorilla down.
One of the zookeepers suggested that they find someone to mate with her to hold her over until they could make it to New Orleans. Just then, ol' Boudreaux comes walking down the street toward the truck. The zookeeper approached Boudreaux and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I have a proposition for you. How about $50 to mate with that gorilla in the back of our truck?"
Boudreaux began to scratch his head and thought about the proposition for a minute. Boudreaux then said "I'll do it, but I got three requests."
The zookeepers asked what his requests were.
Boudreaux replied, "First ... nobody gonna watch because it is kinda embarrasin. Second, don't tell my mama -- she's a good Catlick, goes to church every Sunday, and would not like to hear about dis."
The zookeepers then asked, "That's fine Boudreaux, but what is your third request?"
Boudreaux hesitated a while then said, "Ummmm, can dis wait 'til Friday? Dat's when I get paid."
I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with them but I'll start the joke thread out with one.
Post whatever joke you want let's have fun.
The Houston Zoo was transporting a large female gorilla to New Orleans' Audubon Zoo. Just outside of Lafayettte, the gorilla begins to go crazy, making it difficult to drive the transport truck. The zookeepers realized that the gorilla was in heat and pulled off at the next exit to try to figure out what to do to calm the gorilla down.
One of the zookeepers suggested that they find someone to mate with her to hold her over until they could make it to New Orleans. Just then, ol' Boudreaux comes walking down the street toward the truck. The zookeeper approached Boudreaux and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I have a proposition for you. How about $50 to mate with that gorilla in the back of our truck?"
Boudreaux began to scratch his head and thought about the proposition for a minute. Boudreaux then said "I'll do it, but I got three requests."
The zookeepers asked what his requests were.
Boudreaux replied, "First ... nobody gonna watch because it is kinda embarrasin. Second, don't tell my mama -- she's a good Catlick, goes to church every Sunday, and would not like to hear about dis."
The zookeepers then asked, "That's fine Boudreaux, but what is your third request?"
Boudreaux hesitated a while then said, "Ummmm, can dis wait 'til Friday? Dat's when I get paid."
