Isolde
Guardian's Desire
- Joined
- Dec 27, 2000
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1. FORGOTTEN GLASSES
While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table,
but didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then,
they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around.
The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant.
When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to
retrieve her glasses, the old man said, "While you're in there, you
may as well get my hat, too."
2. APPLE LESSON
A 4-year-old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when
he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"
"Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of
the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidize,
thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different
color."
There was a long silence. Then the boy asked, "Daddy, are you talking
to me?
3. POKER GAME
Two couple were playing cards one night. Marcus accidentally dropped
some of his cards on the floor. As he bent down under the table to
pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue's legs were wide open
and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Marcus, upon
trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
blush-faced.
Later that night, Marcus went into the kitchen for some refreshments.
Sue walked in and asked him, "Did you see anything under the table
that you liked?"
Surprised by her boldness, Marcus admitted he did.
"Well," she said, "you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral cost of
the offer, Marcus indicates that he is indeed interested. Sue tells
him, Since my husband works on Friday and you don't why don't you come
over at 2:00PM?"
Friday rolls around and Marcus shows up at Bill and Sue's house at
2:00PM sharp...and after paying Sue the $500 that they agree upon,
they go into the bedroom and close their sexual transaction as Sue had
promised.
Marcus quickly gets dressed thanks her and leaves. As was his normal
habit, at 6:00PM Bill arrived at home from work. Upon entering the
house and encountering his wife, he asked abruptly, "Did Marcus come
the house this afternoon?"
With a big lump in her throat, Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart really dropped when Bill curtly asked, "And did he give you
$500?"
In total terror that somehow she had been found out, she pauses for a
moment and then mustering up her best poker face she answers, "Well
yes...in fact he did give me $500 honey."
Bill, with this satisfied look on his face, surprises his wife by
saying, "That's my boy! He stopped by my office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me that he'd stop by our house on
the way home and pay me back!
While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table,
but didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then,
they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around.
The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant.
When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to
retrieve her glasses, the old man said, "While you're in there, you
may as well get my hat, too."
2. APPLE LESSON
A 4-year-old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when
he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?"
"Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of
the apple came into contact with the air, which caused it to oxidize,
thus changing the molecular structure and turning it into a different
color."
There was a long silence. Then the boy asked, "Daddy, are you talking
to me?
3. POKER GAME
Two couple were playing cards one night. Marcus accidentally dropped
some of his cards on the floor. As he bent down under the table to
pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue's legs were wide open
and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Marcus, upon
trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
blush-faced.
Later that night, Marcus went into the kitchen for some refreshments.
Sue walked in and asked him, "Did you see anything under the table
that you liked?"
Surprised by her boldness, Marcus admitted he did.
"Well," she said, "you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral cost of
the offer, Marcus indicates that he is indeed interested. Sue tells
him, Since my husband works on Friday and you don't why don't you come
over at 2:00PM?"
Friday rolls around and Marcus shows up at Bill and Sue's house at
2:00PM sharp...and after paying Sue the $500 that they agree upon,
they go into the bedroom and close their sexual transaction as Sue had
promised.
Marcus quickly gets dressed thanks her and leaves. As was his normal
habit, at 6:00PM Bill arrived at home from work. Upon entering the
house and encountering his wife, he asked abruptly, "Did Marcus come
the house this afternoon?"
With a big lump in her throat, Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart really dropped when Bill curtly asked, "And did he give you
$500?"
In total terror that somehow she had been found out, she pauses for a
moment and then mustering up her best poker face she answers, "Well
yes...in fact he did give me $500 honey."
Bill, with this satisfied look on his face, surprises his wife by
saying, "That's my boy! He stopped by my office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me that he'd stop by our house on
the way home and pay me back!
