Joke Thread
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InternationalFunboy
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I only know one joke:
An old lady walks up to a bikers club. She knocks on the door and asks if she can join. The grizzled guy at the door says "this is a private club for bikers.......where's your ride grandma?"
"That's my ride right there".....she points to a big chromed-out hog. The guy is impressed so he looks her in the eye and asks...."do you smoke?"
"Five packs a day and a few cigars while I'm shooting pool." The guy is really impressed now so he gets serious for a moment. "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
Thanks you've been great!
An old lady walks up to a bikers club. She knocks on the door and asks if she can join. The grizzled guy at the door says "this is a private club for bikers.......where's your ride grandma?"
"That's my ride right there".....she points to a big chromed-out hog. The guy is impressed so he looks her in the eye and asks...."do you smoke?"
"Five packs a day and a few cigars while I'm shooting pool." The guy is really impressed now so he gets serious for a moment. "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
Thanks you've been great!
Willing and Unsure
Stuffed Animal Princess
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this one's really corny but i'll tell it anyway
three guys walked into a bar and the fourth one ducked
three guys walked into a bar and the fourth one ducked
