willywanker
just one man's opinion
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George, the postman, was retiring after 30 years. And today
was the LAST day on his route.
As he approached Mrs. Smith's residence, she opened the
door and said: "Oh, George! I think it is SO wonderful! Just
think - 30 years on the job!" She took him by the arm and led
him into the house. "Today, in celebration, I have a
SURPRISE for you!" She sat him down at the dining room
table, already set with all kinds of food. Turkey, ham,
cheeses, mashed potatoes, lobster, etc.
So George set his mail bag down and took off his coat and
sat down and ate. And ate. When he was finished, he got up and
started to put on his coat when Mrs. Smith said:
"Oh, no, George! That's not all. We now have to go into the
bedroom!" Again taking him by the arm and escorting him into
the bedroom, she then proceeded to undress them both. She then
pushed him on the bed, got on top of him, and proceeded to
give George some of the finest moments of his life. She did so
many things to George that he HAD to like some of them.
Tired, spent and happy, George arose and started to dress.
Mrs. Smith then said:
"And here's one more thing George," as she handed him a
business size envelope.
George took the envelope, opened it, and pulled out a
crumpled dollar bill. He proceeded to finish dressing while
thinking about the dollar bill. Finally, he blurted out:
"Mrs. Smith, that was the finest meal I've had in ages, a
feast fit for a king, and for sure, the best piece of ass
in thirty years, too. But I can't help but wonder about
the dollar bill. I just don't understand the reason for it."
"Oh, well, George, don't bother yourself about that. It's
just that my husband Pete and I were talking about you
at breakfast this morning. I told him then that today was
your last day on the route and that you were retiring and
that we should do something nice for you," she said.
She continued, "Pete said 'Fuck him! Give him a dollar...
BUT THE DINNER IDEA WAS MINE!'"
was the LAST day on his route.
As he approached Mrs. Smith's residence, she opened the
door and said: "Oh, George! I think it is SO wonderful! Just
think - 30 years on the job!" She took him by the arm and led
him into the house. "Today, in celebration, I have a
SURPRISE for you!" She sat him down at the dining room
table, already set with all kinds of food. Turkey, ham,
cheeses, mashed potatoes, lobster, etc.
So George set his mail bag down and took off his coat and
sat down and ate. And ate. When he was finished, he got up and
started to put on his coat when Mrs. Smith said:
"Oh, no, George! That's not all. We now have to go into the
bedroom!" Again taking him by the arm and escorting him into
the bedroom, she then proceeded to undress them both. She then
pushed him on the bed, got on top of him, and proceeded to
give George some of the finest moments of his life. She did so
many things to George that he HAD to like some of them.
Tired, spent and happy, George arose and started to dress.
Mrs. Smith then said:
"And here's one more thing George," as she handed him a
business size envelope.
George took the envelope, opened it, and pulled out a
crumpled dollar bill. He proceeded to finish dressing while
thinking about the dollar bill. Finally, he blurted out:
"Mrs. Smith, that was the finest meal I've had in ages, a
feast fit for a king, and for sure, the best piece of ass
in thirty years, too. But I can't help but wonder about
the dollar bill. I just don't understand the reason for it."
"Oh, well, George, don't bother yourself about that. It's
just that my husband Pete and I were talking about you
at breakfast this morning. I told him then that today was
your last day on the route and that you were retiring and
that we should do something nice for you," she said.
She continued, "Pete said 'Fuck him! Give him a dollar...
BUT THE DINNER IDEA WAS MINE!'"
