A woman of 50 looked in the mirror and decided she wanted to look younger so she had some work done. She was very pleased with the results and thought she looked twenty years younger.
To make sure she looked that young to everyone else she would ask everyone she ran into, to guess her age. Everyone, to her pleasure, guessed around 30.
One day she was in line at McDonald's. When she got up to the counter she asked the young lady behind the counter to guess her age. The girl guessed 30 to which the woman replied, "nope, I'm 50 yrs. old."
Later on the street she saw an elderly man looking at her. She asked him if there was something wrong. He said no, he was just trying to figure out how old she was. She smiled and said, go ahead, guess.
The elderly man said there was only one way he could tell and that was to feel her breasts. She reluctantly gave him permission.
He reached under her blouse, then her bra and started to feel each breast. He squeezed them gently and felt each nipple between his fingers. He massaged them until the woman finally said, okay. Tell me how old I am. He said you're 50yrs. old ma'am. She said that's remarkable, how did you do that? He said, I was standing behind you in line at McDonald's.
To make sure she looked that young to everyone else she would ask everyone she ran into, to guess her age. Everyone, to her pleasure, guessed around 30.
One day she was in line at McDonald's. When she got up to the counter she asked the young lady behind the counter to guess her age. The girl guessed 30 to which the woman replied, "nope, I'm 50 yrs. old."
Later on the street she saw an elderly man looking at her. She asked him if there was something wrong. He said no, he was just trying to figure out how old she was. She smiled and said, go ahead, guess.
The elderly man said there was only one way he could tell and that was to feel her breasts. She reluctantly gave him permission.
He reached under her blouse, then her bra and started to feel each breast. He squeezed them gently and felt each nipple between his fingers. He massaged them until the woman finally said, okay. Tell me how old I am. He said you're 50yrs. old ma'am. She said that's remarkable, how did you do that? He said, I was standing behind you in line at McDonald's.
