unusuallyconfused
BLUE EYED BABE
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The Horse and the Rabbit
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out
to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer
can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back
to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,
the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from
sinking!
A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing
in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud
hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some
help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can
stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width
of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself
up." The the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes.
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out
to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer
can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back
to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,
the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from
sinking!
A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing
in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud
hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some
help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can
stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width
of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself
up." The the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes.
