Joi's Return!

Should I continue to post or end this long thread?


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joiphulone said:
well, the consistency of your preference for such a morsel!

Good Morning Ms. Sexy!
I would love to have a plate of your hot sex right now.
What a way to get a monday morning going!:p :devil: :kiss: :rose:
 
Joke for Monday

guy had a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he decided to go see his
doctor.

The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these
suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you
can have your wife give you the second one this evening."

"Okay" The man replies "anything to relieve this pain"

He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his
job.

Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and
asks her help with the second dose. She tells him to bend over,
puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the
suppository.

All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!"

"What's wrong?" asks his wife

The man replies, "I just realized - he had both his hands on my
shoulders!!"
:eek:
 
I LOVE IT when you Squirt!!!!!!!!

joiphulone said:
here's a few pics i found....not nearly as good as my recent stuff....but hey, it's something....and I feel I need to feed you people:D

JOI,
I've been searching all of my life for a beautiful woman like you..

I love it when a woman sqirts... SEXY just doesn't seem to be a strong enough word....

It's Fucking Fantabulous........

Do you have to do it alone...?
Can you do it while having sex..?
Can you do it with a hot tounge on your clit..?
Can you do it with a hard cock head just inside your ass ready to cum..?

Please,
If you can, I'd love a small video of that...

When can you cum to New England...?
 
slickasaonion said:
Good Morning Ms. Sexy!
I would love to have a plate of your hot sex right now.
What a way to get a monday morning going!:p :devil: :kiss: :rose:

hi Slick!...Is that on the menu I gave you?:D

I had to substitute today's special for the black panties....hopefully tomorrow I will have my cumming pics all set!

:kiss:
 
Re: Joke for Monday

slickasaonion said:
guy had a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he decided to go see his
doctor.

The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these
suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you
can have your wife give you the second one this evening."

"Okay" The man replies "anything to relieve this pain"

He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his
job.

Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and
asks her help with the second dose. She tells him to bend over,
puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the
suppository.

All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!"

"What's wrong?" asks his wife

The man replies, "I just realized - he had both his hands on my
shoulders!!"
:eek:


OMG!!!

LOL!!!
 
joiphulone said:
hi Slick!...Is that on the menu I gave you?:D

I had to substitute today's special for the black panties....hopefully tomorrow I will have my cumming pics all set!

:kiss:

You look damn good in those black panties...can't wait for you to take them off!
 
joiphulone said:
well then you are doing something right...because that is what I got!:eek:

I hope they are always just so, would be a waste if they ever dried out..

NY :kiss:
 
anotherlilone said:
morning joi.... great pics....... have a great day and once again say hi to your Master. :rose: :kiss: :rose:

thank you alo....day is going well.....hope yours is as well!:rose: :kiss:
 
Re: I LOVE IT when you Squirt!!!!!!!!

lovesgalorgasm2 said:
JOI,
I've been searching all of my life for a beautiful woman like you..

I love it when a woman sqirts... SEXY just doesn't seem to be a strong enough word....

It's Fucking Fantabulous........

Do you have to do it alone...?
Can you do it while having sex..?
Can you do it with a hot tounge on your clit..?
Can you do it with a hard cock head just inside your ass ready to cum..?

Please,
If you can, I'd love a small video of that...

When can you cum to New England...?

Hello LGO.....welcome to my thread! Glad to have you here! I do get myself off by myself best, but I have squirted with my partner before. I don't think I could do that with just oral stimulation.

As for the video, Master will not allow that, but I will posting new pics tomorrow of just this!

and as far as cumming in New England...well, I have cummed in Mass, NH, Maine, VT, NY before.....and still do on a regular basis....that is where I am from!:kiss:

thanks for visiting and I hope to see you around lots more!
 
tallguy78 said:
You look damn good in those black panties...can't wait for you to take them off!

TG!!!!!

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!

you have had me wondering if all was okay......but now that I know you are okay....thank you....and it won't be long before they are gone!:D
 
ny11011 said:
I hope they are always just so, would be a waste if they ever dried out..

NY :kiss:

I don't think you have anything to worry about! I have a tendency to run on the damp side...:eek:
 
MaverickMan said:
There's an order of MaverickMan on the menu, if you would like?

We can swap dishes.:devil:

:p :p :p :p :p

:heart:

Yes I'd like one order of MaverickMan with a side of cream please to start please.
 
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