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Please vote on which Easter Competition entrant you would like to win

  • Entrant 1 (page 96)

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Entrant 2 (page 97)

    Votes: 6 16.7%

  • Entrant 3 (page 97)

    Votes: 10 27.8%

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    Votes: 4 11.1%

  • Entrant 5 (page 97)

    Votes: 16 44.4%
  • Total voters
    36
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sorry to hear that sweety
i've been allergic since birth I guess I don't know what i'm missing lol
 
Beth87 said:
Im having a good one thanks :) You?

I think I may have freaked out a few people of lit with my admission of a congenital defect. Oh well :eek:

As part of my sharing I found this poem I wrote quite a while back in an old journal.It's pretty basic and some of the rhyming makes me inwardly cringe..but here it is :)

Baby sex kitten

Baby sex kitten
Your shoes are too big
Can't you see?
Should be busy doing trig

Baby sex kitten
Always on the phone
Can't make him stop
Want to be alone

Baby sex kitten
He's not a boy friend
A flirty lift of a skirt
It's definitely not the end

Baby sex kitten
Do as you're told
The game has just begun
Try to fit the mould​

Hope the crappiness of it at least put a smile on your faces :)
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Beth.. just want to give you a big hug and a long kiss... the rest are fools not to want to be there for you. I am have a bit of a problem.. post it on Cheer link

hugs:kiss::kiss::kiss:

fred
 
Beth87 said:
Random.. I've recently found out I have food intolerances and so on my last food shop I bought a load of those special 'free from' products to work out the good from the bad.

Anyways I found something that says its chocolate milkshake so I got super excited :) Well...rick milk is totally not milk..its gross. The chocolate flavour is merely there to hide the grossness, badly :( And there is definitely something very wrong about having to stir your milk before you drink it :eek:

I hope the soya milk will be more promising. Seriously craving cows milk..proper milk. It is almost worth the sickness just to have a glass of the good stuff :)
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If you are lactose intolerant hun.......don't drink the good stuff....no matter how good it tastes
 
slapsht25 said:
sorry to hear that sweety
i've been allergic since birth I guess I don't know what i'm missing lol
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Thanks hun X

Im just being stroppy because i was craving milk and i have shitty fake milk. I can always just have a lemonade :) Less healthy but i dont need to stir'n'slurp ;)

drtshare said:
Beth.. just want to give you a big hug and a long kiss... the rest are fools not to want to be there for you. I am have a bit of a problem.. post it on Cheer link

hugs:kiss::kiss::kiss:

fred
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Thank you for the big hug sweets. Sending a bear hug your way
 
Wolfking05 said:
If you are lactose intolerant hun.......don't drink the good stuff....no matter how good it tastes
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oh noos the food police =P

Lol one glass wont hurt. I wish i could have one but i found out today after testing my..one wont hurt..theory and to also double check i am intolerant...that im not that lucky. I miss cheese. I got some Philadelphia and spread it on bread my other intolerance. Blissful at first :)

Now back to the lettuce leaves. Why cant lettuce at least pretend to be exciting so i will want to munch it?? :rolleyes:
 
Beth87 said:
oh noos the food police =P

Lol one glass wont hurt. I wish i could have one but i found out today after testing my..one wont hurt..theory and to also double check i am intolerant...that im not that lucky. I miss cheese. I got some Philadelphia and spread it on bread my other intolerance. Blissful at first :)

Now back to the lettuce leaves. Why cant lettuce at least pretend to be exciting so i will want to munch it?? :rolleyes:
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:caning: :D:p
 
Beth87 said:
Random.. I've recently found out I have food intolerances and so on my last food shop I bought a load of those special 'free from' products to work out the good from the bad.

Anyways I found something that says its chocolate milkshake so I got super excited :) Well...rick milk is totally not milk..its gross. The chocolate flavour is merely there to hide the grossness, badly :( And there is definitely something very wrong about having to stir your milk before you drink it :eek:

I hope the soya milk will be more promising. Seriously craving cows milk..proper milk. It is almost worth the sickness just to have a glass of the good stuff :)
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Same boat. Use a lactose dietary supplement and still get to eat ice cream. Occasionally. :(
 
monsterrdude said:
Same boat. Use a lactose dietary supplement and still get to eat ice cream. Occasionally. :(
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I like sorbet because it feels like eating ice cream but its not cream :) Plus i liked them more before i realised cream was bad. And I hate that everything seems to have some form of lactose on it now! And i have to be a customer people laugh at when they order..well secretly in the kitchen. Can i have a pizza no cheese please.

When I worked at macdonalds one day this customer order a ton of food everything was a special order (without something..but not dietary related) so I asked them if they wanted their coke with bubbles :) Took them like 5 seconds to understand what id said!

monsterrdude said:
With us sore and walkin' funny ;)
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the best dream then :D
 
Beth87 said:
I like sorbet because it feels like eating ice cream but its not cream :) Plus i liked them more before i realised cream was bad. And I hate that everything seems to have some form of lactose on it now! And i have to be a customer people laugh at when they order..well secretly in the kitchen. Can i have a pizza no cheese please.

When I worked at macdonalds one day this customer order a ton of food everything was a special order (without something..but not dietary related) so I asked them if they wanted their coke with bubbles :) Took them like 5 seconds to understand what id said!



the best dream then :D
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LMAO ha ha ha
 
slapsht25 said:
LMAO ha ha ha
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I considered writing a book when I still worked there on all the stupid things customers say. I wish id done it.

I remember having to explain to one woman about 4 times that when she ordered a meal she needed to specify what burger etc came with the fries. I kept saying what would you like with that (my automaton response, service with a smile blah blah) and she kept saying fries. :mad: No..NO. what burger do you want love? Stupid stepford mums...think with your own brains please.
 
Beth87 said:
When I worked at macdonalds one day this customer order a ton of food everything was a special order (without something..but not dietary related) so I asked them if they wanted their coke with bubbles :) Took them like 5 seconds to understand what id said!



the best dream then :D
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LOL... now I will stay out of the talk about real food

hugs :kiss::kiss::kiss:

fred
 
hug!

Beth87 said:
I considered writing a book when I still worked there on all the stupid things customers say. I wish id done it.

I remember having to explain to one woman about 4 times that when she ordered a meal she needed to specify what burger etc came with the fries. I kept saying what would you like with that (my automaton response, service with a smile blah blah) and she kept saying fries. :mad: No..NO. what burger do you want love? Stupid stepford mums...think with your own brains please.
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but.. all us guys would love a Stepford wife to keep in a closet
or one of the saloon girls from Westworld (ok... yes.. I'm OLD)
 
Beth87 said:
I considered writing a book when I still worked there on all the stupid things customers say. I wish id done it.

I remember having to explain to one woman about 4 times that when she ordered a meal she needed to specify what burger etc came with the fries. I kept saying what would you like with that (my automaton response, service with a smile blah blah) and she kept saying fries. :mad: No..NO. what burger do you want love? Stupid stepford mums...think with your own brains please.
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How bout when they order half the damn menu, and THEN tell you they have a coupon :D
 
Beth87 said:
I like that you swing both ways too :)

Im popping out for about an hour..if i dont see you when i get back..many kisses and inappropriate gropes for you :) x
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Might have to talk about that a little more sometime;)


Mmm, I like the sound of inappropriate gropes- and I'd definitely return the favour:devil:
 
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