Joining the AMclub

[Beth87]

howdy there Beth, haven't talked to you in a little bit, hope the being wasted is going well lol

It's gooood not something i plan on doing again soon tho
Hows u?

so glad, as I have the nicest buzz going on...

that has my interest piqued (must be sobering up to use that word )

 

[Silly_Goose]

Thanks hunni

It;s me behaving like seasoned drinker..drinking heavily two nights in a row and I haven't actually been properly drunk for....well over a year and im not sure it would be a gross exaggeration to extend that to 2 years

Holy smokes! That's a loong time! o.o

 

[jmostdef]

bored and tired and a little sore from stuff *WINK* jk i was just working out a little and boo no Beth McDrunkypants again? what fun is that, if you are wasted that means i can get away with hitting on you..... lol jk hope your night goes well

 

[OQueen]

that has my interest piqued (must be sobering up to use that word )

mmmm....sooo horny now that I'm stoned!
I thought there was a party???

 

[Beth87]

Holy smokes! That's a loong time! o.o

I know...weird how my celibacy seems to run along my sober ness...well almost. im celibacy has been nearly 2 years now...think we just past it actually (we have..since i was 20 when lasthad sex and now im 23 ). And drunken ness has been since not long after i turned21...so yeah nearly 2 years

bored and tired and a little sore from stuff *WINK* jk i was just working out a little and boo no Beth McDrunkypants again? what fun is that, if you are wasted that means i can get away with hitting on you..... lol jk hope your night goes well

what u mean no bethy..im hear..no duh here. it does hun...doesnt mean you can totally pounce but u can do the sneaky grope move

mmmm....sooo horny now that I'm stoned!
I thought there was a party???

there is we just having break lol

 

[jmostdef]

i can't sneakily grope you if you know it's coming o.o so i'll just hit on you; is that a mirror in your pants? because i can see me in them..... and me hitting on you again; do you have a band-aid? because i scraped my knee when i fell for you..........

my god i must be just as tired as you are drunk because i just can't spell anything lol

 

[Beth87]

and those are only good lines when drink..drunk. made me smile come look at my toy

 

[jmostdef]

and those are only good lines when drink..drunk. made me smile come look at my toy

o.o what toy?

another cheesy line

do you have a quarter? because my mother told me to call her when i fell in love

and i'm going to bed, see you later beth

 

[monsterrdude]

Okies Ill knock that crap off..

I do believe that phrase needs mending though. Love doesn't means never having to say you're sorry...it means mostly you're already forgiven before you do apologise. But never mistake this for not needing to apologise

How's you sweetums?

I am humbly standing corrected. But I also think you have every right to go and do as you please. It sounds like you've been having a good time, and I like it.

 

[Beth87]

<3<3<3

 

[Beth87]

DO NOT REPOST

 

[monsterrdude]

And thank You, sweet Bethy

 

[TallMan60]

DO NOT REPOST

Oh my, lovely

 

[Beth87]

Thanks

And you're welcome. Im now enjoying that

 

[monsterrdude]

And...?

 

[Beth87]

and...my hips keep thrusting against the toy..i cant press it into my clit hard enough!

 

[TallMan60]

and...my hips keep thrusting against the toy..i cant press it into my clit hard enough!

your clit must be quite stiff by this point. I wish I was there operating your toy and having my face right there to help with your clit.

 

[EndCredits]

and...my hips keep thrusting against the toy..i cant press it into my clit hard enough!

Need some assistance?

 

[Beth87]

Need some assistance?

Mmmm please...i keep getting to the point where the line between pleasure pain of vibe blurs and pulling away grrrr bad reflex. so i need someone who cant feel that to hold the toy

If you dont mind me blushing when i start to do an almost continual moan (hence my reflex now..despite being alone in flat)

And hey hunni, hope your fab

 

[Beth87]

your clit must be quite stiff by this point. I wish I was there operating your toy and having my face right there to help with your clit.

mmm two boys helping me orgasm

and yes i am too horny to really see who is posting what now ...i just want to cum hard..and then have cock in me

 

[monsterrdude]

I'll just latch on to that clit and let the vibe hit my tongue on every upstroke. Win/win

 

[Beth87]

3 boys helping i AM a lucky girl im going to lay back and enjoy the rest of bday weekend with 3 guys pampering my body to orgasm....yummmy

 

[EndCredits]

And it's your birthday weekend too? I'd better be extra good to you.

 

[Beth87]

yeah...my birthday was monday..so this is the first weekend after. makes sense in bethy world...

 

[monsterrdude]

Okay, here's where it always goes wrong. I like to stay down here and take my own sweet time, so could you hold off cumming until I'M through going down on you? For just an hour or so