Joining the AMclub

[monsterrdude]

That's my Baby right there

 

[jmostdef]

hey there pretty lady, hopez everythingz iz goingz wellz tonightz (z's make me feel cool before you ask )

 

[draconus_infernus]

Happy belated birthday, darlin! I hope you're well.

 

[Beth87]

http://mediacation.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/wonderbra-hello-boys.jpg

Happy belated birthday Bethy. Hope you're having a great day today

Im okay thanks, yourself?

That's my Baby right there

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hey there pretty lady, hopez everythingz iz goingz wellz tonightz (z's make me feel cool before you ask )

Ahz okz thenz..misterz coolz

Happy belated birthday, darlin! I hope you're well.

Thanks sweetie http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/mustpb/Skype%20emoticons/emoticon-0134-bear.gif

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Think I might share answers to questionnaire this evening..so if you want to ask me anything..now is the time!

 

[jmostdef]

oh oh oh i gotta question because you said "ask me anything"................. how are you? ... i know hold your applause...it WAS in fact the greatest question ever posed.... =P

 

[Beth87]

oh oh oh i gotta question because you said "ask me anything"................. how are you? ... i know hold your applause...it WAS in fact the greatest question ever posed.... =P

if i had no sense of humour id bash you for asking me the same question i have answered 500 times already today

Lucky for you i have one

 

[jmostdef]

psh what's answering it 501 times gonna hurt? ....besides me apparently.... and also you should know by know i'm terrible at asking random questions =P

 

[orgamimime]

A fellow taurus, eh.... I knew there was something awesome about ya....

 

[Beth87]

Questionnaire results as of 18th May​

Only giving highest percentage results

90% of responders are male (expected result)
23.8% are 36-40 years old

Kissing

1. How old were you when you had your first kiss?

36.1% were 14-16 years old
I was under 10 or 10-12. I cannot remember the age I was!!

Some of my favourite expanded answers:

• Nervous as hell. Tried to be smooth about it. Rico Suave misses. Got the second one right on the money though
• Didn't really enjoy it. The boy was sweet, but I wasn't ready for his tongue when it came at me!

My expansion: My first kiss was with a girl and it lasted ages and ages. My first experience with a guy was short, sloppy and very awkward =/

2. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (or opposite if you're gay)?

72.2% answered no!
Yes for me

Expanded favourites:

• I am married with three children. A girlfriend and I were drinking one night when my husband was out of town. We kissed. We did more than kiss. And something awoke inside me. Men are wonderful with their hardness and their smeliness and their grumpiness. But there is something wonderful about the gentle. The soft. The tenderness of women. I am married and so technically bi. But if my husband died tomorrow, I'm pretty sure I would come out of the closet as a lesbian.

Mine: I have kissed a few women

3. Kissing is the original foreplay. How do you like yours?

58.3% like it long and passionate
Mine was both long and passionate and playful because you could answer with two responses for that.

Favourite expansions:

• Dammit, only one?! How bout long, passionate tongue kisses spiked with playful?
• It is playful, so should set the mood for the sexy to come.. sometimes long and passionate; sometimes hard and and forceful.
• There are no bad kisses. There is a kiss for every mood. Part of the challenge, and the fun, of lovers is to discover which mood each other are in. If a person only has one kiss they aren't ready for JenTime!
• Love long, deep kissing, and mot just on the mouth...earlobes, neck, shoulder blades, nipples, ETC.
• I don't really know what I would prefer. I know what I enjoy watching, but not necessarily what I would enjoy doing.
• All over each other---

Masturbation

1. At what age did you begin masturbating?

We have joint leaders on this one. With 33.3%...
10-12 and 12-14
Mine: I think I clicked under 10..but cannot remember exact age i started

Favourite expansions:

• Possibly earlier. I was aware that images of women would give me an erection and I enjoyed touching myself. I was freaked out the first time I ejaculated though!
• I started playing with my kitten about Junior High. In the shower at first. Then in my bed. With my fingers, exploring. Then with a hairbrush. That particular hair brush and I spent from Junion High to University together. It was finally retired when I discovered dildo's!
• Clumsy for a long time---didn't get good at it till late twentys

I didn't expand on there but I might on here

2. Everybody has a different play schedule. How often do you masturbate?

This question had two elements..how often do you dirty wank and how often do you posh wank so I will give more results on here.

Naked masturbation

Never: 3.4%
Once a month: 10.3%
Once a fortnight: 3.4%
A few times a month: 3.4%
A couple of days a week: 34.5%
Once a day: 13.8%
Twice a day: 10.3%
A couple of time a day: 20.7%

Mine: A few times a month, in general. But I have phases were I would fit in the A couple of times a day category. At the height of my sex addiction I was on couple of times a day all the time..months on end.


"Posh Wank" (w/condom or tissues)

Never: 38.9%
Once a month: 11.1%
Once a fortnight: 5.6%
A few times a month: 5.6%
A couple of days a week: 11.1%
Once a day: 5.6%
A couple of times a day: 22.2%

I didn't answer this section because I don't really have schedule but I have posh wanked a few times in my lifetime. Mostly to make the toy I was using more comfortable..when you DIY with DIY you have to make the edges a little softer sometimes!

Favourite expansions:

• There needs to be another option. The Quick Cum. I won't remove my clothes but I'll masturbate daily if nothing else than to get a quick go so I can get some work done around the house.
  I put that under Posh Wank, I think its the closest. I will just put my hands down my pants or hike up my dress real quick either at the kitchen table or in the bathroom.
• Atleast once a day most of the time, and people actually have a wank while wearing a condom??? never even heard of that. (general consensus of most expansions )
• I never get naked just to masturbate, so that would only be when I do it in the shower. For the most part I just unzip my pants and go to work, probably 3 to 4 times a day. I don't use a condom, and most of the time don't use a tissue either. I'll either prevent ejaculation via saxonus, or I'll let myself cum onto the carpet.

Again no expansion for the purposes of the survey i was reading..but may expand if you like

3. Have you ever...

These had yes, no and want to options. Percentages here were a bit messed up so I will say how many people ticked each box. (again, top answer only..except for when want to was answered )

• Been caught masturbating: 18 said yes, not including me
• Been watched whilst touching yourself: 23 said yes, including me. 2 would like to be watched (do you have cam??)
• Mutually masturbated: 19 said yes, including me. 6 would like to
• Masturbated in public: 18 said no, not including me. Surprisingly here was no-one wanting to do this
• Done the deed next to someone asleep: 21 said yes, including me.

Favourite expansions:

• Caught by my step dad. We both pretended it hadn't happened. My wife and I often masturbate ourselves/each other.
• Caught Masturbating: It has never been obvious. I've been able to hide it and play it off.
  Been watched.... that was on cam the first time. My 20's when literotica was new.
  Mutually masturbated... my girlfriend and I started that way. My college roomate and I also did it, but we never talked about it and pretended it didn't happen. Each of us in our own bed in the dark pretending to be asleep. My husband and I have tried, but it always leads to sex.
  Msturbated in public... am not sure the statue of limitations has passed on that! In the car driving, but who hasnt?
  Next to someone asleep.... every married woman has done that!

Haha..just ask

4. Do you masturbate anally?

53.3% do..including myself

5. What is your favourite thing to think of when masturbating?
All expansions:

1. women orgasming
2. fucking sexy women from lit
3. Breasts mostly.
4. Hot blonde chicks named beth. *kisses* (omitted name) (Thanks hunni )
5. other people...
6. the feeling
7. Fine ass women, what else?
8. lady doing strip tease
9. You. (charmed <3 )
10. So many things!
11. Often someone who caught my eye during the day, someone / something I've seen in porn, or thinking about a recent experience.
Another woman masturbating with me. I've run the gambit. Teachers, classmates, coworkers, hot young studs from the neighborhood, electric company workmen, but ever since I discovered women I think nearly exclusively about woman masturbating with me. Not together, but mutually.
12. My wife going down on a girlfriend while I take her from behind either doggie style or anally
13. sex
14. oral sex
15. A nice hard cock pounding my pussy. I use a lovely glass dildo to fill in when necessary.
16. My wife playing with herself
17. I don't have a specific thing that I think about. I'll tend to get really interested in something for a short period of time, and then eventually move on to something else. It goes in cycles.
18. A woman in control
19. 25 (ok this one needs further explanation!)
20. I don't have a single favorite thing. I'll tend to go through phases where a particular thing is especially exciting, but it will change over time.
21. differs each time
22. you
23. Group action
24. hot lesbians fucking
25. I tend to be reading erotica or watching porn. So I tend to be in that moment. I also love to imagine being with women I've seen on line.
26. Being watched, by a group of women---
27. Huge boobs, anal sex, oral sex, DP,
28. Being taken from behind
29. Lately its been while looking at pics of girls on lit lol, so i guess i think about some of the girls on there
30. Being watched

And we are done with results
Happy reading

 

[Beth87]

psh what's answering it 501 times gonna hurt? ....besides me apparently.... and also you should know by know i'm terrible at asking random questions =P

Lol..lets hope the survey results and my cryptic-ness will inspire you to ask something

A fellow taurus, eh.... I knew there was something awesome about ya....

something? not awesome before?? =P
How u doing hunni?

 

[ConstantineIII]

Good evening Beth. How are you doing tonight?

 

[Beth87]

Good evening Beth. How are you doing tonight?

Great thanks hunni How's you?

Trying to think of questions to ask for final part of questionnaire as its a 2 parter..and writing the responses to part one out reminded me to do the questionnaire.

 

[ConstantineIII]

Awesome. I just had a few minutes and I noticed that you were posting, so I thought I would stop by and say hello.

 

[Beth87]

Awesome. I just had a few minutes and I noticed that you were posting, so I thought I would stop by and say hello.

Thanks for stopping by..have a http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/mustpb/Skype%20emoticons/emoticon-0134-bear.gif

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[ConstantineIII]

That is incredibly sweet. Of course, that wasn't the kind of pussy I wanted to see!

 

[monsterrdude]

Favorite masturbation method? And howcome doin' monsterrdude wasn't on the list

 

[Beth87]

That is incredibly sweet. Of course, that wasn't the kind of pussy I wanted to see!

But they stopped those kind of piccies...the mods. Eyes are everywhere!! 0_0

Favorite masturbation method? And howcome doin' monsterrdude wasn't on the list

On the posh vs natural?

How many of the responders do you imagine might wank to you?? Enough for me to put as option?

 

[monsterrdude]

Didn't you see all the girl/girl stuff I put in the spank bank. Surely there's at least one who wants to meet little monster and introduce him to her girlfriend too Or maybe even a purple answer

 

[funluvinaj]

Hey there..

about time i stopped by and happy birthday a day late!!! sounds like it was a good one.

Hope you have an awesome humpday!!! Maybe a little chill'in?

 

[Beth87]

Didn't you see all the girl/girl stuff I put in the spank bank. Surely there's at least one who wants to meet little monster and introduce him to her girlfriend too Or maybe even a purple answer

How bout we ask now?
Would any of my largely male readership like to masturbate thinking of little monster?? I know a few who might actually But I wont tell who!

Spank bank lol You see if I told people about my girl/girl fantasises (frankly any of my fantasises..i write 'em well lol) that might encourage the tug movement
If it makes you feel better I want to meet lil monster..if u promise to stop minimising him

about time i stopped by and happy birthday a day late!!! sounds like it was a good one.

Hope you have an awesome humpday!!! Maybe a little chill'in?

Bonjour lovely Aj <3

Thanks Its a birthday week lol..im going out friday night to get very drunk
Lots of chills later today, I am going to watch Robin hood at the cinema. Fingers crossed for the humps =)

Hows you? Hope you have a good day hun

 

[monsterrdude]

He IS a handsome devil

 

[Beth87]

Hey Beth. Interesting survey. Going to do another one? What's planned for today? How was your time with your sisters. Did you manage to have some fun with them, or did they make you behave?

Hellos
Just creating part 2 now. Today I am going to cinema to watch Robin Hood..and almost too embarrassed to admit that Russell Crowe looks pretty damn fine in the posters I have seen (maybe i just need sex so bad that he has begun to be attractive to me ) That or the new haircut frames him better...he looks manly not castawayish now

Sister time was good..aside from when she was being a doofus! lol

Lol i cannot be tamed
How the devil have you been?

He IS a handsome devil

Indeed he is sweets

 

[draconus_infernus]

Im okay thanks, yourself?

Not so good. I've been having one of those weeks where I want to just scream at th etops of my lungs. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I am, however, glad that you're doing okay

 

[monsterrdude]

Gotta go to that effing job tomorrow Goodnight sweet Bethy

 

[Beth87]

Not so good. I've been having one of those weeks where I want to just scream at th etops of my lungs. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I am, however, glad that you're doing okay

Have some skype hugs They make it all better, i promise
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Sometimes writing out your tension helps..just come into here and do something similar to this:

AAAAAARGHFECKINGSTUPIDBOYMESSINGMEAROUNDWHYWONTHEGROWUP!!!!!!IMNICEHEDOESNTNEEDTOMANIPULATENICETIESOUTOFME.NOWHEHASLOSTMYFRIENDSHIPSTUPIDSTUPIDBOY!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH

=D it does help, helped me anyways and he was stupid =)

Gotta go to that effing job tomorrow Goodnight sweet Bethy

Aww noos, http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/mustpb/Skype%20emoticons/emoticon-0134-bear.gif
Night hunni

Sounds like a good time. I'll take your word for it on the sexiness of Russel Crowe. He's not my type. I'm sure you taught your sis a few things about being a rebel. Hopefully she'll find a use for those lessons in her life. I'm doing good here although working much too hard and putting up with too much crap at work. I had almost decided that the girl I work with should be allowed tolive, and then we had today. I've decided to kill her again. Just can't decide whether to make it look like an accident or not. Decisions, decisions.

I think she is too uptight to take on the lesson. Neither of them know how to let loose =/ Ironic really because my childhood was horrific compared to theirs...and I am the one that can let go when it's appropriate.

Lol is Gerard Butler more your type?
http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/butler/images/butler44_jpg.jpg

That is one super sexy pic =D