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[ConstantineIII]

I hope you have a great day Beth.

 

[playingsneakily]

so..

I guess you didn't need to go get a proper toy...

If you figure out the deep throating trick, let me know.

 

[erostorm]

Excellent airbrushing is the new way forward..can u make me a supermodel?

Super model I'm sorry baby girl.... even Photoshop can't make YOU a whiny, self centered, narcissistic bitch. You don't fit that mold. Not even close! Retouching? That's easy

 

[Beth87]

Ok despite everything I try to be in a good mood. It's easy when I come across pics like yours, though.

You're so sweet

Doesn't sound like everything is ok hunni. If you need to chat you know where my inbox is I hope today is going better for you xx

 

[Beth87]

Hi Beth

Supeb new photos.

This is an amazing look, very sexy eyes.

Thanks hunni

I do rather like the look..especially now I am getting used to seeing my nose from that angle. Doing these pics is certainly making me more aware of my body *runs to gym*

And its also making me more aware of what I think might not be sexy for you guys to see, is different to your opinions.

 

[Beth87]

I hope you have a great day Beth.

Morning sexy

Just sat doing school work today. I thought I might sleep later than I have but an appointment woke me up earlier so I am checking in here and doing mod duties and then it's the study of Mathematics...exciting

You'd have smiled if you had seen me trying to move my large sofa by myself! Apparently there are some things you do need a man for. I was trying to move it out of my living room because I ad people coming around and I havent had chance to get the spare sofa taken away..so I thought Id try and push it into another room..by myself.

Well, in the UK doors are too small for anything to fit through easily. So I thought about trying to angle the sofa. Angled it..PROBLEM. Can't frigging move it because of my girly non-strength!! So I am wedged in doorway with a massive heavy sofa trying to somehow throw my body weight at it without letting go of the damn thing.

So as you can imagine THAT went well. Solution..leave the sofa in my living room in front of the new one and apologise to guests for weird lack of space. And make note to self that just because you think you can do everything by yourself it doesn't mean that you actually can!

Rambling but thought you'd find it amusing, along with some of the others, who if you guys were here would piss me off by throwing the sofa around like it was a feather and sorting it in minutes

 

[Beth87]

I guess you didn't need to go get a proper toy...

If you figure out the deep throating trick, let me know.

Maybe I need training on the proper use of toys?? Health & Safety and all that jazz.

Lol can you imagine the government insisting that women go to workshops to learn correct use of sex toys. HAHA i can imagine some of you would like to retrain for the new jobs that would create

I do know how to deep throat but doing it is another matter. It's difficult to numb your gag reflex for a photo especially when the best shot comes from it touching the sensitive part of my throat.

Deep throat makes me smile..and not in the way you might imagine! You spend god knows how long trying to get a cock down the back of your throat. You finally manage to do it and the shock of the sensation makes you pull away slightly..hitting the gag reflex again Hence the need to numb that reflex if you wanna be a porn star.

 

[Beth87]

Super model I'm sorry baby girl.... even Photoshop can't make YOU a whiny, self centered, narcissistic bitch. You don't fit that mold. Not even close! Retouching? That's easy

I can be self centred Or just feel that way when I think only of myself for a while. And here are your kisses
Ill wire you the cheque for those comments over the next couple of days

As some of you know I got GIMP software..well I am absolutely useless at it and as much as it says it's like photoshop I imagine it is nothing like it. That or I just dont know how to use the software in a way that works well. At least with p.shop you can get video tutorials and stuff.

Can't seem to work layers properly. Sighs. Nevermind...its no real issue at the moment. Id just like to make my skin a more even tone in certain places and erase scars etc.

 

[Beth87]

And now I have finished nattering away..

Hi everyone

Hope you are all having a good day and enjoying the sunshine (at least if you have it like me =D) My next set of pics wont be until I do the cuisine theme. I have posted around 25 photos over the last couple of days so that should keep you all occupied until then

I will update the index for you guys soon..it just takes soo long to do because I didn't do it at time of uploads. If anyone want s to name a pic let me know..we are going as far back as the white bra upload which is in the 80's-90's page range - i think Definitely before the easter pics tho

Hopefully speak to you guys soon

 

[coffeelover5]

Maybe I need training on the proper use of toys?? Health & Safety and all that jazz.

Lol can you imagine the government insisting that women go to workshops to learn correct use of sex toys. HAHA i can imagine some of you would like to retrain for the new jobs that would create

I do know how to deep throat but doing it is another matter. It's difficult to numb your gag reflex for a photo especially when the best shot comes from it touching the sensitive part of my throat.

Deep throat makes me smile..and not in the way you might imagine! You spend god knows how long trying to get a cock down the back of your throat. You finally manage to do it and the shock of the sensation makes you pull away slightly..hitting the gag reflex again Hence the need to numb that reflex if you wanna be a porn star.

And now I have finished nattering away..

Hi everyone

Hope you are all having a good day and enjoying the sunshine (at least if you have it like me =D) My next set of pics wont be until I do the cuisine theme. I have posted around 25 photos over the last couple of days so that should keep you all occupied until then

I will update the index for you guys soon..it just takes soo long to do because I didn't do it at time of uploads. If anyone want s to name a pic let me know..we are going as far back as the white bra upload which is in the 80's-90's page range - i think Definitely before the easter pics tho

Hopefully speak to you guys soon

hot little lady, thanks
for posting

 

[erostorm]

I can be self centred Or just feel that way when I think only of myself for a while. And here are your kisses
Ill wire you the cheque for those comments over the next couple of days

As some of you know I got GIMP software..well I am absolutely useless at it and as much as it says it's like photoshop I imagine it is nothing like it. That or I just dont know how to use the software in a way that works well. At least with p.shop you can get video tutorials and stuff.

Can't seem to work layers properly. Sighs. Nevermind...its no real issue at the moment. Id just like to make my skin a more even tone in certain places and erase scars etc.

So..... send me these horrible scar images and I will make them all go away!!!! It's the least I'd do for you. You know that.

 

[_me_]

Morning sexy

Just sat doing school work today. I thought I might sleep later than I have but an appointment woke me up earlier so I am checking in here and doing mod duties and then it's the study of Mathematics...exciting

You'd have smiled if you had seen me trying to move my large sofa by myself! Apparently there are some things you do need a man for. I was trying to move it out of my living room because I ad people coming around and I havent had chance to get the spare sofa taken away..so I thought Id try and push it into another room..by myself.

Well, in the UK doors are too small for anything to fit through easily. So I thought about trying to angle the sofa. Angled it..PROBLEM. Can't frigging move it because of my girly non-strength!! So I am wedged in doorway with a massive heavy sofa trying to somehow throw my body weight at it without letting go of the damn thing.

So as you can imagine THAT went well. Solution..leave the sofa in my living room in front of the new one and apologise to guests for weird lack of space. And make note to self that just because you think you can do everything by yourself it doesn't mean that you actually can!

Rambling but thought you'd find it amusing, along with some of the others, who if you guys were here would piss me off by throwing the sofa around like it was a feather and sorting it in minutes

He he......my mum in to a flat a few weeks ago & the removal men couldn't get the sofa through the living room door. My brother was just like "push it" & they were "oh no we can't do that" He was like "it's my mum, it's going in, just effin push it"

 

[Beth87]

hot little lady, thanks
for posting

You're welcome And thanks

Not sure if you've posted here before so Welcome to Bethy Town We hope you enjoy your stay, please make sure you return the keys to our reception desk on your departure

 

[Beth87]

So..... send me these horrible scar images and I will make them all go away!!!! It's the least I'd do for you. You know that.

Ill not be a woman and focus on the 'horrible scar pics' part of your sentence and get all neurotic. Instead I will focus on the lovely part of it

I may well take you up on that in the future hunni Thank you

 

[cyber_nice_guy]

Hope you're having a good Sunday

 

[Beth87]

He he......my mum in to a flat a few weeks ago & the removal men couldn't get the sofa through the living room door. My brother was just like "push it" & they were "oh no we can't do that" He was like "it's my mum, it's going in, just effin push it"

Hi _me_ hunni hope you're okay

LOL removal men are almost useless now because they so afraid of being sued
Just shove it in! But don't break my vases 0.0

 

[Beth87]

Hope you're having a good Sunday

I am thanks Yourself hun?

As a note to everyone: Im not currently responding to PMs because I am working but I will be answering them again asap. I just really need to concentrate and not get distracted too much. Ill pop in here for a break every so often but yeah..no pm's just yet. Sorry guys but assignment is coming up and I've been spending too much time on Lit

My own fault putting it off...should just get it out of way and then play

 

[cyber_nice_guy]

I am thanks Yourself hun?

I am. Job interview tomorrow afternoon. I'll be ironing my business pants tonight

Note understood

 

[Beth87]

I am. Job interview tomorrow afternoon. I'll be ironing my business pants tonight

Note understood

Ace what job are you going for? I hope it is something you really want to do. Though I know in these recessional times sometimes we just have to go for what we can.

You can iron?! Look a rare man.../sits in awe =P

Good luck for tomorrow hunni I really hope you get it

And thanks for the heart love Yeah I hate to not respond to people..but needs must. I need to get a 2:1!!

 

[cyber_nice_guy]

Ace what job are you going for? I hope it is something you really want to do. Though I know in these recessional times sometimes we just have to go for what we can.

You can iron?! Look a rare man.../sits in awe =P

Good luck for tomorrow hunni I really hope you get it

And thanks for the heart love Yeah I hate to not respond to people..but needs must. I need to get a 2:1!!

Thanks baby. It's a retail job (not sure what my role there would be yet). I need $$ for school. It's preferable to getting a student loan.

Well, I try to iron. If I mess up, in the dryer it goes.

More hearts: , etc

 

[Beth87]

Thanks baby. It's a retail job (not sure what my role there would be yet). I need $$ for school. It's preferable to getting a student loan.

Well, I try to iron. If I mess up, in the dryer it goes.

More hearts: , etc

Definitely preferable to debt! I'm lucky in some senses because I am poor enough to get my fees paid and no return payments needed...even after graduation. But obviously that means I am drty poor 99% of time. Soo need a job. I am applying for a few jobs this week if there are any. Need to get out of the house and do something other than look at a book or comp.

Though I am going for admin role..so yeah lol still be looking at those but they'll be different books and computer

Yeah I miss having a dryer to do that =D Now I have to actually iron which I only like doing if I am in the mood to stand up for over an hour (i put it off until there is either no pressed clothes in drawers or there is about 3 loads waiting)

x 10

 

[playingsneakily]

practice...

numbing the gag reflex... that must take time and patience... and also not something you can keep up without constant training...

does any guy fully appreciate how hard it is?

I'd be happy to help keep you company while you practice... It should be on the list of things guys should try just to know what a woman's perspective is like. If there were only a way to give the woman our perspective during the process (might make it all more fun..)

 

[_me_]

Hi _me_ hunni hope you're okay

LOL removal men are almost useless now because they so afraid of being sued
Just shove it in! But don't break my vases 0.0

I'm great thanks
Yes.....very true

 

[cyber_nice_guy]

I am applying for a few jobs this week if there are any. Need to get out of the house and do something other than look at a book or comp.

Though I am going for admin role..so yeah lol still be looking at those but they'll be different books and computer

I hope you get work, sweetie. I'll be thinking of you.

x 1,000,000,000,000

 

[Beth87]

numbing the gag reflex... that must take time and patience... and also not something you can keep up without constant training...

does any guy fully appreciate how hard it is?

I'd be happy to help keep you company while you practice... It should be on the list of things guys should try just to know what a woman's perspective is like. If there were only a way to give the woman our perspective during the process (might make it all more fun..)

It certainly does take time and patience. And careful listening to your body if you want to avoid actually throwing up!

I guess a guys perspective will depend on what he finds sexy in his mind. I can see the erotic side of a woman doing something so obviously difficult just for you and your pleasure. And no doubt the constriction in the mouth is somewhat pleasurable.

But you also have the factors that some guys might not like...eyes streaming, gagging to point of throwing up. And then there is the learning curve of breathing once u have managed to get it down there.

It can be dangerous because you're blocking an airway. Which is why, if your sensible, you only do it with a guy you trust and who will not concentrate on his own pleasure so much he doesnt allow you air. I know some guys who like to hold your head still for a while - cant do that if you cant breathe! Well at least not for long.