John's Rustic Romper Room

Well, there is that. And you've been pretty spot on regarding this movie stuff. I guess we'll just have to see. I do know he slobbers a lot when he's around nekkid or semi-nekkid ladies, so I'm thinking I better pick up some Disposable Drool Cups so we don't have to interrupt a shoot.

In that case the solution is fairly simple: Hands starts drooling, we do all the conversation we want to do, and he will be so smitten with it, that he won't be able to cut it all out.
 
Welcome C4C, the more the merrier. Jump into the pool, I think there's still an empty raft around here somewhere. The girls will probably fill you in better on the happenings around here than me or Munky. We get distracted far too easily. :)

Would you like something to drink? The bar is always open, and we have Iced Teas and sodas if you'd prefer.
 
Ok so it's not reality, there will be scripts...who's writing it?

Hands. Or so he says. I'm kind with Dutchy on this and will adopt a wait-an-see attitude. I'm also going to adopt a Pink Fairy Armadillo. Not exactly cuddly, but a great conversation piece at orgies.
 
Hey Munky, how well do you really know this Hands dude? I don't want him making the girls uncomfortable. although I am reasonably sure they can probably handle their own,. Lola the Lolita, I like that!
 
Hands. Or so he says. I'm kind with Dutchy on this and will adopt a wait-an-see attitude. I'm also going to adopt a Pink Fairy Armadillo. Not exactly cuddly, but a great conversation piece at orgies.

When we have the lions already?
What is better for breaking the ice than those?
 
Hands. Or so he says. I'm kind with Dutchy on this and will adopt a wait-an-see attitude. I'm also going to adopt a Pink Fairy Armadillo. Not exactly cuddly, but a great conversation piece at orgies.

What will you name her?
 
*slipping into the pool*
Feels good to be free from my society required slavery... aka work
 
Hello. I think I need to slip in the jacuzzi. My back is pretty tight.
Now if this is a movie set do we have any massage tables with Masseuses for us?
 
Rhapsody, I always have a large selection of cookies around. I think we can keep that beauty focused.

Lola, I dont have any professionals available at the moment, but would be glad to give it my shot. Between the warm water and my feeble attempts, hopefully we can work a bit of that tightness out.
 
Lola, I dont have any professionals available at the moment, but would be glad to give it my shot. Between the warm water and my feeble attempts, hopefully we can work a bit of that tightness out.[/QUOTE]

John, I am sure your hands could work magic on my back.....:cattail:
 
Welcome C4C, the more the merrier. Jump into the pool, I think there's still an empty raft around here somewhere. The girls will probably fill you in better on the happenings around here than me or Munky. We get distracted far too easily. :)

Would you like something to drink? The bar is always open, and we have Iced Teas and sodas if you'd prefer.

Thanks grabbing a diet coke,my fav. drink and heading to the lounge chair.
Sitting with the lovely ladies before diving into the pool.
 
Progress Report (sort of)

Last night I had a conversation (sort of) with Hands about the ‘Simian’s Sluts and the Lion Tamer’. Hands has been pretty gracious (sort of) about me not doing PMs, chat, email, phone etc. So we’ve had to get creative in our communications. We’ve tried the third-party passing notes through the In-N-Out Guy, carrier pigeons, and the message on a burro.

Last night we tried two cans of Campbell’s soup linked with a very long string. Here’s a transcript (sort of):

ME: Hands, you there?
HANDS: Can’t really hear you Munks. What [unintelligible] are you using?
ME: What kind of soup can am I using?
HANDS: [unintelligible]
ME: Cream of Asparagus
HANDS: Cream [unintelligible] work.
ME: Okay, Hands, I’ll get different soup. Be right back.
ME: Back. I’m using Chicken Broth, that should be clearer.
HANDS: [unintelligible] is not soup [expletive deleted]
ME: Hands?
ME: Hands, are you there?
ME: Hands?


So, as you can see, we didn’t get too far. I sent a message to Hands strapped on the back of a Naked Mole Rat that he should just get his creative ass here and tell us what the hell is going on. When he gets here I think all you gurls should put your clothes on as a sign of protest about the lack of communications and progress.

Great pics Rhap Star!
 
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I sent a message to Hands strapped on the back of a Naked Mole Rat that he should just get his creative ass here and tell us what the hell is going on.

Not sure I appreciate your tone, Munks, but I know a first shoot can be stressful. Eat a banana.


Here’s the storyboard so far:


OPENING CREDITS: Following the Unison Booby Bouncing, just to grab the viewer’s attention.

SCENE ONE: Ext near pool. Rising ominous music by Captain and Tennille. Munky gets eaten by The Lions.

SCENE TWO: Cut to Int, romantic lighting, music is Sex Pistols. John Long Dong Whittaker deflowers the Virgin Lola. Fade to black.

SCENE THREE: Ext trampoline. Montage of bouncing boobies. Music is The Chipmunks.


So that’s where I am right now. I’ll have more for you soon.
 
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