BlackSnake
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Johnny was a bad little kid was a nasty mouth. His teacher had to constantly watch him.
One day the teacher told the class that they were going to do exercises to help them learn their ABC's. She told them that when she called out a letter she would call on someone to name something that beginned with that letter.
She said, "A" and Johnny raised his hand. The teacher looked at Johnny and thought he would say something like asshole or anus, so she called on Timmy. Timmy said, "Apple" and the teacher said, "Very good Timmy" with a smile.
She called out the letter "B". Johnny raised his hand again. She looked at him and thought he might say something like bitch or bastard, so she called on Susan, who said "Ball". "Very good Susan," she said.
She said "C" and again Johnny raised his hand, but she called on Tommy, who said "Cat". "Very good Tommy," she said.
Every letter she called out Johnny would wave his hand, and out of fear of hearing fawl language the teacher did not called on Johnny.
When she got to the letter "R" Johnny was raising his hand eager to answer. The teacher thought, and couldn't think of any bad words that began with the letter "r", so she called on Johnny.
Johnny stood up and said, "Rats".
"Very good Johnny," she said smiling.
"Big fuckin' rats, with dicks this long," he added to the cheer of his classmates.
One day the teacher told the class that they were going to do exercises to help them learn their ABC's. She told them that when she called out a letter she would call on someone to name something that beginned with that letter.
She said, "A" and Johnny raised his hand. The teacher looked at Johnny and thought he would say something like asshole or anus, so she called on Timmy. Timmy said, "Apple" and the teacher said, "Very good Timmy" with a smile.
She called out the letter "B". Johnny raised his hand again. She looked at him and thought he might say something like bitch or bastard, so she called on Susan, who said "Ball". "Very good Susan," she said.
She said "C" and again Johnny raised his hand, but she called on Tommy, who said "Cat". "Very good Tommy," she said.
Every letter she called out Johnny would wave his hand, and out of fear of hearing fawl language the teacher did not called on Johnny.
When she got to the letter "R" Johnny was raising his hand eager to answer. The teacher thought, and couldn't think of any bad words that began with the letter "r", so she called on Johnny.
Johnny stood up and said, "Rats".
"Very good Johnny," she said smiling.
"Big fuckin' rats, with dicks this long," he added to the cheer of his classmates.
