Johnny Mayberry

[Mia62]

For a man with no toes...you are pretty witty.

Welcome.

Now that the niceties are over with...tell us more about yourself...and the posting of nudes is obligatory around here.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

What, have i got a fan club now? Tell you about me...hmmmm...what do you need to know? I'm 28 years old, I work as a lab tech, I play guitar...

ummm...shit, I read a book a day, everything from science fiction to police procedurals to sociology books. I'm a devout atheist. I'm into self-discovery though self-inficted pain, I enjoy witty conversation, long walks on the beach, and my turnoffs are mean people and rainy days.
Oh, and I don't have a camera yet, but the minute I do...

 

[Mia62]

Ohh...a lab tech AND a musician...cool combo.

Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?

What colour toothbrush do you use? Do you drink coffee? Pepsi or Coke?

No camera, eh? *passes around the hat*

 

[alexandraaah]

and my turnoffs are mean people and rainy days.

Well, drats.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Ohh...a lab tech AND a musician...cool combo.

Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?

What colour toothbrush do you use? Do you drink coffee? Pepsi or Coke?

No camera, eh? *passes around the hat*

These are some odd questions...

I hate pina coladas almost as much as I hate the song that line came from(grrrrrrr!) If I'm drinking, which isn't too often, I'm drinking Scotch on the rocks, or a few pints of Guinness. I use a black toothbrush with green stripes. I have my coffee black. My soft drink of choice is Mt Dew.
I'd get a camera of my own, but i am trying to go into business for myself, as a recording engineer, and that's consuming all of my cash right now(I'm not much of a guitar player, but I have a good ear)

 

[Mia62]

Well, drats.

Dang, alex...is it raining there? So close...

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Well, drats.

Well, you can be mean on sunny days...it's the combination of rain and cruelty that bug me, not one or the other...

 

[Guest]

Well, drats.

I'm sure he likes lips, so don't sweat it.

 

[Rhys]

Hey Mia...

how's come you never asked me what color my toothbrush is

I feel slighted

 

[Mia62]

These are some odd questions...

Odd? You aint seen nothin' yet.

Do you floss regularly?
Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
Any criminal records?
Do you have bellybutton lint?

 

[Mia62]

Hey Mia...

how's come you never asked me what color my toothbrush is

I feel slighted

What flavour of toothpaste do you use??

(that's one question I save for the special ones)

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Mia, are you European? Just playing Sherlock Holmes here...

I floss when the mood strikes me, once of twice a week.
I sleep on the TOP SIDE of the bed, where else?
I shoplifted a CD, does that count as a criminal record?
*checks bellybutton* Nope, lint-free!

 

[Rhys]

What flavour of toothpaste do you use??

(that's one question I save for the special ones)

Anchovy

 

[Mia62]

Lameass joke...

If you are peeing in the bathroom - what are you?

Yer a pee-in'.

Sorry but the above lame ass joke is a side effect of being a mom.

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Nopers...I am not European...I live in Canada...that may have something to do with it.

What better way to get to know someone but to ask questions??

Are you a dog or cat person?
Any kids - known or suspected?
Ever been on Jerry Springer?
Favourite rock band?

 

[Rhys]

aww c'mon Mia ...ya mean you could not guess from my other av what sort of toothpaste I use???


sheesh

I am an Ultrabrite man.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Lameass joke...

If you are peeing in the bathroom - what are you?

European

Sorry but the above lame ass joke is a side effect of being a mom.

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Nopers...I am not European...I live in Canada...that may have something to do with it.

What better way to get to know someone but to ask questions??

Are you a dog or cat person?
Any kids - known or suspected?
Ever been on Jerry Springer?
Favourite rock band?

Canada would have been my next guess, followed by Australia and New Zealand...can you guess why?

I'm a dog person, but I get along with cats ok.
No kids, so far as I know. I'm considering a vasectomy in order to keep it that way.
Never been on Springer, but I've been in some situations that could have got me on the show. I've grown up alot since then...
Favorite rock band? That's a tough one...I buy 2-3 CD's a week, it's my only indulgence. I love almost anything rock, currently i'm listening to some new stuff from Seether, Taproot, and Chevelle, but I love old Led Zep, Sabbath, Pink Floyd, etc.

 

[Mia62]

aww c'mon Mia ...ya mean you could not guess from my other av what sort of toothpaste I use???


sheesh

I am an Ultrabrite man.

Shoot...I forgot about that one, don't ask me how I forgot. But the anchovy paste sounded pretty good.

 

[Mia62]

Re: Re: Lameass joke...

Canada would have been my next guess, followed by Australia and New Zealand...can you guess why?

Hmm...no. Fill me in?

I have never heard of some of those bands...but then, as HeavyStick says...I am an old crone.

Ever heard of O'Town? I was listening to them last night...they are pretty cool.

I am just glad that the boy bands have lost their appeal for people...at least the ManBands sound like their voices have changed.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

my turnoffs are rainy days.

Damn...and I was mildly attracted.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

What colour toothbrush do you use? Do you drink coffee? Pepsi or Coke?

Fill you in or fill you up? The 'U' in 'colour' was a tip-off...

I'm a big rock fan, I don't get much pleasure out of prettyboys moaning and dancing...and I'm sure you aren't
that old!

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: Lameass joke...

Hmm...no. Fill me in?

Dingleberry - it's the "u" you add in words.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Damn...and I was mildly attracted.

Well...I can't please everybody, now can I? Well, not all in one day at any rate!

 

[honeylick]

Re: Re: Re: Lameass joke...

...Ever heard of O'Town? I was listening to them last night...they are pretty cool...

I am just glad that the boy bands have lost their appeal for people...at least the ManBands sound like their voices have changed.

this is the worst of the boy-bands darlin'....

-shudder-

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Hmmm...Mia, your taste in music may be lacking, but your personality seems to make up for it(I'll admit, I'm intrigued...a guy is always interested in someone who is interested in him!)

This is strange, I rarely talk about myself. I would rather hear about you!(not a cliche or a line, I spend every moment with myself, i find the subject fairly boring)

 

[Mia62]

Ahhh...ok, well consider the fact that I didn't get much sleep last night and that explains why I was so slow on the U factor. Sheesh.

Johnny, m'dear...really, there is nothing at all to tell about me. I am just a simple woman with simple tastes. And I am old...old as the hills...really. <nodding>




*praying that lightening doesn't strike again*