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catalina_francisco

catalina_francisco

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After receiving countless bribes (weasels, hamsters and gummi bears) I have decided to let you all in another secret of the BDSM LTG.

Johnny is a magical creauture. He knows the secrets of the universe and maybe if we bribe him enough he will give us lessons about:

  1. How to get a well paid job where you do not work.
  2. How to get a great sub.
  3. The best tips on how to use food in a more interesting fashion than the obvious.
  4. Where the cheapest cigarettes live.
  5. New and exciting ways of getting your sub into subspace.
  6. How to tell great jokes.
  7. How best to avoid the dominant gaze and irresistability of an almighty Domme.
    [/list=1]

    Just to name a few.

    Francisco.
 
catalina_francisco said:
After receiving countless bribes (weasels, hamsters and gummi bears) I have decided to let you all in another secret of the BDSM LTG.

Johnny is a magical creauture. He knows the secrets of the universe and maybe if we bribe him enough he will give us lessons about:

  1. How to get a well paid job where you do not work.
  2. How to get a great sub.
  3. The best tips on how to use food in a more interesting fashion than the obvious.
  4. Where the cheapest cigarettes live.
  5. New and exciting ways of getting your sub into subspace.
  6. How to tell great jokes.
  7. How best to avoid the dominant gaze and irresistability of an almighty Domme.
    [/list=1]

    Just to name a few.

    Francisco.
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  1. LMAO.. oh my goodness I can't wait to see this.
 
The first of many lessons

The first lesson Johnny taught us was how to look like a Dom.

  1. Have very short to no hair.
  2. You need a neatly trimmed beard.
  3. Fiery, piercing eyes (takes a lot of practice)!!
  4. A good sense of BDSM fashion (red t-shirts are always a winner)
  5. And of course the mighty staff of omnipotence, those can be created by
    [/list=1]
    • Plastic surgery.
    • Natural born luck.
    • Vaccuum pump
      [/list=a]

      Francisco.
 
catalina_francisco said:
After receiving countless bribes (weasels, hamsters and gummi bears) I have decided to let you all in another secret of the BDSM LTG.

Johnny is a magical creauture. He knows the secrets of the universe and maybe if we bribe him enough he will give us lessons about:

  1. How to get a well paid job where you do not work.
  2. How to get a great sub.
  3. The best tips on how to use food in a more interesting fashion than the obvious.
  4. Where the cheapest cigarettes live.
  5. New and exciting ways of getting your sub into subspace.
  6. How to tell great jokes.
  7. How best to avoid the dominant gaze and irresistability of an almighty Domme.
    [/list=1]

    Just to name a few.

    Francisco.
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  1. 1) Lie on your application, find the most important job that doesn't require lifting, and get a cordless phone so you can 'work' while making long distance phone calls all night.

    2) Getting a great sub is easy...be as awesome as I am, and they come to you!

    3) Keep your eyes open, and smack everything against your leg before eating it...ham sandwiches don't work, but carrots do.

    4)Live where they grow the tobacco!

    5) Well...once you get a submissive trained...*grins*

    6) Great jokes? Go with the Robin Williams method, which is tell as many jokes as possible in the shortest amount of time. Later, people will only remember the funny ones!

    7) Ummmm...who said I avoided it? *winks*

    Enough innuendo in #7??
 
Oh, yeah. I knew this was gonna get deep. :D

*sits back and watches with anticipation*
 
Re: Re: Re: Johnnies Magic.

AnelizeDarkEyes said:
Who needs tiramisu, when you can have Perfect Potato Soup?

Yummmmm.

~anelize
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I'll be making the perfect soup tomorrow...NUMMY!!!
 
I have been silently following the "Johnny Saga" for a while, this thread should prove quite informative......
 
Your magic seems to grow with every minute.
I am starting to get jealous I also want a stalker.

Francisco.
 
catalina_francisco said:
Your magic seems to grow with every minute.
I am starting to get jealous I also want a stalker.

Francisco.
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Oh honey, don't be sad, I watch you every moment, even when you sleep!!

Catalina:heart:
 
catalina_francisco said:
Your magic seems to grow with every minute.
I am starting to get jealous I also want a stalker.

Francisco.
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Don't be jealous, you know Johnny is the type that needs his ego stroked.....
 
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