JLA

X-Men anyone?

OOC: Real fast is anyone here interested in jumping into the new X-Men thread? It's basicly a continuation on the old thread but starting new so that new people can jump into it with the older characters from the first thread. I'm gonna join so any of you want in too?
 
Johnny Blaze

OOC: Back Again From Computer Problems...Hopefully For Good Now.


IC:
As Blaze turns to leave the room, he suddenly finds a losso surrounding his throat and pulled tight. Thinking quickly he grabs his Hellfire Gun, only to have it kicked from his hands. This lady had spunk. He liked that.

Quickly Blaze slipped his fingers up and between his throat and the lasso, enabling him to breath again. his other hand grabbed the rope and pulled the lady first off her balance, then another pull brought her to him, his arm surrounding her.

"Im sorry I woke you. I didnt mean to, I had thought this room was empty, apperanly I was wrong."

Blaze slowly slipped the loop over his head and tossed it aside.

"By the way, nice panties."
 
Nightwing - to Guy

"Intruder?" I say, "geez, your security must be appalling... well, I got here through the bat-cave teleporter, so that's pretty secure, not many who know where to find that... OK, lets take a look around, then..."
 
The Cat Woman...

Cat Woman walked lightly down the hallways looking for something. She found and door and tested it. It was locked of course. Using cat logic that meant something inside that wanted messing up. With a deft kick she broke the lock and the door swung open. It was dark inside and she inhaled deeply getting a sense of her surroundings. Just then she heard the pitter patter of feet entering behind her.

"Hey kitten, what ya doin'?" She turned on the man with a hiss. "Would you quit following me?" The man lounged against the door frame with a smirk across his face. He loved it when she got mad. "Awww pussy cat... don't be like that..." She scowled then sniffed obviously trying to ignore him as she turned around to inspect the room.

He watched her languidly as she prowled looking for trouble.
 
Nice panties? Panties are not supposed to be nice they are either sexy or confortable

Jesus some men lol


Daija Vu IC:


As I release the form of Wonderwoman and shift back to my original form I was still in his arms "nice panties." OK whoever this stranger is he is gonna pay for the peepshow. So I kneed him in the groin and and stood over him as I morphed myself into my new costume and stand over him and point a morphed plama cannon that used to be my arm at his head and ask

"Who are you and what are you doing here. After all the JLA don't just leave the front door open and make you fill out job applications."
 
Cat Woman looked around and saw... some dynamite. "Cool! Stuff that explodes!" She whispered to herself. Suddenly follower number two pranced inside. "Hiya cat-lady!"

The cat woman stood and turned. She scowled at the man who was almost laughing now, and then at the young woman in the revealing body suit. "What are you doing here Tainted?" She asked the little minx. "Awww don't be like that... I get bored to ya know..."

Cat woman hefted a stick of dynamite in her hand thoughtfully. "Well... I guess you can play..." she agreed with a wicked smile. The young woman grinned happily and the man watching snickered his eyes dancing as he watched the two collect as many sticks as they could carry.
 
Guy Gardner

Nightwing and I head through the base when we hear the sound of someone sneaking around infront of us.

Turning to nightwing I warn him "Someone is up there ahead of us Nightwing." Nightwing turned to me "What do you suggest we do?"

Thinking for a moment I figured to go for the practical approach "Let's get the jump on them. You go around the back and sneak in from the other side and I'll get them from the front. Ok lets go."

Nightwing went out the window and used whatever tricks he had with his weapons to cling to the wall as he prepared to enter from the window behind the invaders. This was it, we had to strike now or they could get away.
 
Nightwing

Swiftly and silently, I ran around, seeking a route that would lead me to the window that led into the room where Guy had heard who he believed to be the other uninvited guests, though I now had my RVSP.
I opened and swung out of the window in an adjacent room, and saw the one across was open. A quick dive and I had caught the edge, and with a flip somersaulted to land within.
Oh boy.
Perhaps I shouldn't have been so eager.
A feline figure, one who I knew very well, was twirling a stick of dynamite in one hand. Two others, a man and a woman, who I did not recognise, where collecting more of the stuff.
"Well, cat's and dynamite don't mix. That'll certainly send them flying out of the bag" I said, straightening up slightly, smiling, "how are you, Selina? Been a while... Gotham City not been entertaining enough of late? Introduce me to your two friends, won't you?"

[Edited by Kepic on 09-17-2000 at 02:39 AM]
 
Guy Gardner

Seeing that Nightwing had them distracted I sneaked up behind the three. Pointing my ring at them I quickly created three different yellow fists that wrapped around the three!

Holding them there I did my best to keep them traped as I yelled to Nightwing "What do we do with them now?" I was barely keeping them in my grip.
 
Johnny Blaze

Blaze groaned and dropped to a knee, having had his balls pressed up into his throat, then caughed. After regaining his breath and the feeling naseous passed, he pushed her hand aside and stood.

"My name is Blaze, and Im a new member of the Justice League. Like I said before I was told to choose a room in this hallway and I figured any door that was locked was occupied. So I tried the doors 'til one opened. It just happened to be this one. I apologise for waking you, and I was about to leave quietly before you attacked me."

Seeing he made a wonderful first impression on this lady, she was beautiful and spirited, he thought he better take his losses and leave now while everything was still attached -speticles testicles wallet and watch...sorry Austin Powers flashback- and started towards the door again.
 
Nightwing

"Give them a tour?" I said, "No... how about we take 'em out to lunch... geez, how should I know? Haven't you got any holding cells in this building? And how come you've got a room stacked of explosives here, anyway? You redecorating the real armoury at the moment?" I said, my voice oozing sarcasm.
 
Uh oh Supes is gonna kill me I just stopped a member of the team from having kids in this lifetime. As I morph my arms back to normal, I decided instead of morphing into uniform I reappeared in my normal body and in a black tanktop and tight black leather pants. Then I began to apologize prefusely to Blaze, however secretly I was getting a kick out of the fact that I just whipped the new guys ass. Plus that "field goal" I just kicked was pretty funny hehe.

OCC: Spectacles, testacles, wallet and watch watch hahahhaha good one
 
Johnny Blaze

"No need to apologise, it was my fault."

Blaze reminded himself to get a cup, seeing as this one went right for the kill, most likely the rest of the ladies in the Justice League would do the same thing if he crossed their paths and made a bad impression.

Seeing her dressed to kill, Blaze offered a more sutable apology.

"Tell you what since you're dressed and its early, care to go get a drink? I'll buy. Concider it my way of starting off on a better foot with you?"
 
Guy Gardner

Getting a little ticked off from Nightwings sarcasm I notice that they are almost out of my grip. Holding three at once was too much for the ring to handle after using it to fly around for so long.

"Look Nightwing, we have to get them to the cells now. I can barely keep them under control." Doing my best, I tried to cary the three to the cells but they were almost free.
 
Nightwing

"OK, lets hurry then..." I said, "but locking 'em up with dynamite still in their hands won't be a good idea... be like giving them the cake with the file in before you stick them in prison..."
 
Guy Gardner

Noticing the dynamite I yelled "Well get it away from them! The rings power is almost used up!" Nightwing tried to get all of the dynamite from them as the power of my ring slowly started to fade but was keeping them held...for now but we had to hurry.
 
Re: Nightwing

Kepic said:
Swiftly and silently, I ran around, seeking a route that would lead me to the window that led into the room where Guy had heard who he believed to be the other uninvited guests, though I now had my RVSP.
I opened and swung out of the window in an adjacent room, and saw the one across was open. A quick dive and I had caught the edge, and with a flip somersaulted to land within.
Oh boy.
Perhaps I shouldn't have been so eager.
A feline figure, one who I knew very well, was twirling a stick of dynamite in one hand. Two others, a man and a woman, who I did not recognise, where collecting more of the stuff.
"Well, cat's and dynamite don't mix. That'll certainly send them flying out of the bag" I said, straightening up slightly, smiling, "how are you, Selina? Been a while... Gotham City not been entertaining enough of late? Introduce me to your two friends, won't you?"

[Edited by Kepic on 09-17-2000 at 02:39 AM]


"OOOOh... so we're friends now are we?" Cat woman responded cattily. She gasped as she felt the large fist grabbing her making it impossible for her to move. If there was one thing she hated it was being confined. She hissed and cursed.

Tainted yelped struggling beside her. The man remained stoic as if not concerned about his current predicament. He did watch cat woman's struggle with amusement though. "Ready to ask for help yet kitten?"
The scowl she shot him was deadly. Tainted and Catwoman struggled and slowly they started to feel the grip on them weaken. She noticed Nightwing step forward and a gleam appeared in her eye as she realised she still held the dynamite. Tainted turned and saw the look in Catwoman's eye with a delighted giggle she flicked open her lighter and the familiar hiss of lighted fuse filled the air.

"Ohhhh... baby... now we're gonna have some fun!" Crooned Catwoman as the grip about them lessened again. "Your friend is getting weaker baby... sure you don't want to join in the fun?" She purred laughing. Suddenly the two women were free and they pranced around lighting more and more fuses. Nightwing attempted to stop catwoman but suddenly found himself held from behind by Tainted. "How's about a lil' kiss there stranger?" She cooed before he felt her lips on the back of his neck. She began to use her power to suck the essence from him. His knees buckled and cat woman prowled forward waving the stick of dynamite before his eyes. "Where should I throw this I wonder huh?" She grinned before scampering outside.

Guy confronted the man who turned to face him. He was 6 foot tall and slender, dressed entirely in a black body suit similar to Cat-woman's and Tainted's. He danced to the side when Guy moved to hit him. "Now is that anyway to make friends?" He asked Guy. Tainted looked up from her meal and grinned. "Go get him Panther!" She laughed. Nightwing took this chance to elbow her in the stomach. She gasped for air as she fell to her knees clutching her tummy.
 
Deija Vu

Ok I will admit I was flattered by Blaze's invitation, but he already saw me in my underwear. I mean whatever happen to the femine mystique. Well still I could go for a drink plus I needed some down time after all being a hero is a tough occupation, I mean the pay kinda sucks, vacation time is almost non existants and there are no personal/sick days, but on the plus side there are some pluses like the non stop T-Shirt sales, free merchandise and movies about us too bad Halle Berry already was in the X-Men movie she would have made a cool Daija Vu. Oh well anyways back to Blaze, I supposed it was my fault for not locking my door damn sleepiness oh well. I turn to him and " Drinks sure. By the say sorry for making you limp for the rest of your life" then I began to try to suppress a giggle as I left the room and grabbed good ole' JayDen's leather Fubu jacket to cover up my cannonballs as JayDen calls them. As we began to make our way to the parking garage, I wonder were we gonna take his bike or my Mercedes convertible

OCC: Hey Renegade don't worry I did not keep the tape,but .......... I did put it on the internet for a small fee
 
Superman walked down the corridor, hearing voices. There he was, the intruder, and he was with a woman. Superman crouched down, although he could move at super speed, could technically fly faster than a speeding bullet...
(waiting for applause to die down) ...
...
...
(waiting)
...
...
Superman still liked the illusion of surprise. He lept up in the air, tackling the man down.
"What the hell..."
Superman looked at him...
It was that newbie, Boxer, or Brown noser, or something.
"Whats up Superman?"
Superman smiled, "There is an intruder, actually a few of them on the grounds, any of you see anything."
They both shook their heads.
Superman realized he was still on top of Boston Market.
He picked the guy up, brushing him off.
"There, no harm done, you two go to wherever you were going. And don't keep him out too long, we do have things to do tomorrow."
They laughed and Superman went back to another corridor. He heard struggling in another part of the (we keep calling it different things, whats up with that) house, and rushed over there.
Just under bullet speed...
(standing ovation)
no no thank you... thank you all...

(the other JLA members start throwing omatoes)
All right all right... jeeez a guy deserves a break from all of those jokes.
 
Guy Gardner

Panther and me looked at each other as we prepared to fight. I knew about this guy, he was very fast but not strong. Trying numerous times to hit him with my fists, he kept dodging me without much effort. He was getting me tired fast at this rate.

He mocked me "Oh c'mon Guy! You can do better then that!"

Looking up at him with a smirk I agreed "You know what? Your right, I can do better then that. Like this!" With that I aimed my ring at him as a giant yellow fist shot out and slamed into Panther! Pulling the fist back I watched as the unconsious Panther fell to the floor.

Turning to the other two I yelled "Ok who's next?!"
 
Catwoman prowled the corridors randomly throwing lighted sticks of dynamite into rooms she passed. It took a couple of minutes but soon enough the fireworks started. A large 'kaboom!' and she glanced over her shoulder as the door to one of the rooms exploded off it's hinges. She purred with satisfaction. "Chaos and destruction... what more could a girl want?" She snickered.

She skipped down the hallways with two sticks of dynamite left...


****** MEANWHILE *******

Panther dodged Guy ingnoring Tainted. He just wanted to get back to the Catwoman. He heard the first of the explosions and had to smile in wonder at the woman's knack of causing trouble. Guy took that opportunity to throw a punch that actually connected. Panther's head snapped back but he recovered quickly and he was not amused. Suddenly Guy produced a massive fist and this time Panther fell backwards unconcious.

Tainted scrambled to her feet and managed to knock her would be attacker off his feet. She giggled mischieviously across at him... "now now honey... is that any way to treat a lady?" She cooed licking her lips as she crawled towards him.

[Edited by Moneytalks on 09-17-2000 at 11:26 PM]
 
Guy Gardner

My challenge at the others caused me to forget about Panther. Big Mistake! The cat guy flew at me with a kick to the back of the head which sent me forword into a wall. Before I could do anything else he began an assault of fists to my back. Grabing me hair he pushed me to the ground as he tied me up with some rope.

Once he got off me he mocked me again "Looks like your not as good as you thought you were Guy."

Trying to break free I noticed he made sure to keep my ring hand tied behind my back so I would not be able to use it to break free easily. I hated to admit it but I was helpless now.
 
Panther glanced over at Tainted and noticed she seemed to have things under control, or at least under as much control as Tainted was capable of. He sauntered out into the hallway looking at the trail of destruction Catwoman had caused. He shrugged... "at least you're easy to follow there Kitten..." he grinned strolling down the hall.

Tainted pranced aside and suddenly caught up Nightwing in a clingy hug. "Hey sweetie... give Tainted a kiss?" She locked lips with him and immediately he felt himself weakening. She sucked on him hungrily feeling his essence flooding her veins. "MMMMmmmmmm" she purred as she brought him to his knees. She finally heard the explosions and looked around. Finding another rope she tied his weakened body up expertly. She patted him on the head with a grin. "Panther taught me that rope trick honey... but the kiss was ALLL me!" She winked as she skipped outside to look for trouble with a capital "C"
 
I'mmmmmmmmmm Baccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk JayDen

"Sugar" I replied to Shadowess. As she poured the coffee I could not help but stare into her gorgeous green eyes. I liked the ways they had a certain sparkle to them. Suddenly my JLA pager goes off. I look down at the 911 message and think "With about a half dozen of the most powerful heroes in ever, you'd think dat they would have less emergencies. However looks like it time for me to do the hero thing"
I lean over the table and whisper to Shadowess and say "I think we are needed." As the shadowess surround her creating her costumes she begins to make her away to the parking garage, however before she can reach for the motorcycle I stop her and say " UH I just had an idea how about instead of the bike we teleport there." She looks at me with a questioning look on my face however I am beginning to reach down and drain myself a lil and transfer my power to her and a shadow portal opens and we shadow walk to the JLA. I can already tell she is wondering how the hell did I do this what she does not realize is by draining a little of my life essence I created a nice size energy loop with transferred to her therefore pushing her power levels to reaches she has never reached yet therefore the portal and shadow-walking. WOAH I sound smart I better stop that before the Last Son of the Cubscouts expects too much from me.
 
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