Jimi !!!!!

[Jimi]

Ohhh not you LTR!

That comment was directed at my rapidly filling pm box.

As for Jimi~ Yep I caught up with him.

He is bound and gagged in teh basement as we chat

As if....

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[LukkyKnight]

As if....

2 minutes in the penalty box for "As if" in the wrong thread.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: I STILL don't get it...

like every red-blooded male upon these Boards, i'm absolutely thrilled to have my own thread - but I have no clue how it started...

What was the post "Editted for tackiness", anyhoo?

Since I'm working, I just don't get the opportunity to be as prolific a poster as in daze of yore...

Please BUMP this thread as often as you wish, Friends, it is GREAT for my ego.

And a game misconduct for using too many smilies!

(Just an excuse to keep you in the basement a while longer! )

 

[Jimi]

Re: Re: I STILL don't get it...

And a game misconduct for using too many smilies!

(Just an excuse to keep you in the basement a while longer! )

Basement, My Arse! But I like to stay recumbent below...

(See, only one "Smiley")

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: I STILL don't get it...

Basement, My Arse! But I like to stay recumbent below...

(See, only one "Smiley")

All right , all ready!

So, would you be game if I let you tie me up in the basement?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Time's up, Jimi, so sorry. I know it's your thread and all, but you still have to work it, there's no such thing as a free lunch.

I'll tie up MissT. I don't need to think longer about the offer...

 

[MissTaken]

Time's up, Jimi, so sorry. I know it's your thread and all, but you still have to work it, there's no such thing as a free lunch.

I'll tie up MissT. I don't need to think longer about the offer...

Why thank you, Sir Knight!

I like a man who can take a bit of control and take decisive action. After all, malaise is often the result of indecision. Wouldn't you agree?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Definitely, MissT. I've watched in near physical pain as other agonize over decisions... make it, move forward, get off the fence, if you're wrong you just change back, the world isn't hanging in the balance.

 

[MissTaken]

There are very few decisions that we can't turn back or make something good be the end result.

If only we can accept that the end result may not be the one we were hoping for in the beginning.

So.....about tying me up?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Restraint...

I've yards of silk, MissT. Wrists one to each side of the headboard...

a blindfold...

...and an ankle to each side of the footboard

 

[MissTaken]

I have the headboard with many spindles and huge posts.


However, the headboard and bed need to be reattached.

Oops...that was for the other thread!

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'll manage.

There's obviously no sense waiting on that Canadian chap.

 

[MissTaken]

Well, the Stanley Cup Playoffs have begun, eh?





He might be a bit preoccupied for a bit.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I thought Canadians were into curling. What is this "hockey" I keep hearing so much about?

 

[MissTaken]

Come a little closer and I will teach all about hockey.

It is a full body contact sport, after all!

 

[LukkyKnight]

You bet, MissT... but let's find someplace more discreet, I'd hate to have my lesson interrupted by somebody who thought it was a curling match...

 

[MissTaken]

Your place or mine?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Um... both, but let's start at yours since you're teaching.

 

[MissTaken]

Sure, and then we can stop by Jimi's for a cocktail and a curling match after the lesson.

*snickers*

 

[LukkyKnight]

Ah, there's that candybar again...

You're on, MissT. Teach me.

 

[MissTaken]

Candy bar?

Well, just a little something to sweeten me up!



My favorite candy bar is a Butterfinger....but there doesn't seem to be a facial expression associated with that particular sweet.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Sure there is. A butterfinger is the effect of inserting one digit to stroke the g-spot, melting the lady like butter. The facial expression is self-explanatory.

 

[MissTaken]

Ohhhhhh

I suppose I walked right into that one, eyes wide shut!




Very sweet!

 

[LukkyKnight]

It's my second-best butter trick.