JFK had sexual relations with Marilyn Monroe?

[Mike_Yates]

I heard that JFK and his brothers were having a marital affair with actress Marilyn Monroe? Of course she ended up dying under extremely suspicious circumstances shortly thereafter. My guess is that she was murdered.

Is there any credibility to this?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Kennedy fucked around more than Clinton, and he and Bobby banged Marilyn, a couple of times together.
The Secret Service kept quiet, mostly because they were playing hide the salami with Monroe as well. Before he died, Churchill used to come to the U.S. twice a month to have sex with Monroe, but never on top. Life magazine did a story about it.

There's a whole list of eerie coincidences regarding the life and death of both Lincoln and Kennedy, such as the fact both their VPs were named Johnson, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy, and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, etc.
The strangest, though, is that a week before he was assassinated, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland, and a week before he was assassinated, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Marilyn Monroe ended up going BANG!

 

[ChinaBandit]

She refused to "do" Teddy.

They said, "OK, blow job then." She still said no. "What do you mean? You would fuck, and marry"Jolten Joe" but not even blow Teddy?" Absolute cunt! "That wop's dick is no better!"

As you can see, they were really pissed off so they had her killed.

 

[CandiCame]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30500000/Marilyn-Monroe-Bus-Stop-marilyn-monroe-30593493-1148-1563.jpg

I don't get everybody's obsession with Monroe. Yeah, she's hot. But she's not a goddamn philosopher. She was a drunk who doesn't deserve the eternal praise of fat chicks everywhere. I don't understand it.

 

[ivantheterrible]

why do americans get so damn uptight about whose fucking who? who cares?

 

[ChinaBandit]

I don't believe the part about her fucking Churchill. That's not too far from the leading role in a Tiajuana donkey show.