Jett Starr: OOC Casting Call!

[Maid of Marvels]

Okay... so this afternoon the phone rang. It was an evil sounding Brit with a sinister laugh. Luckily, Interpol broke in and said they were hot on his trail. I asked WHO he was. They said something like "T... Ti... Tib... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" and then the phone went dead!

Any idea who they could have meant, Mr. Humble Very Amateur Writer? Huh??? Huh???

 

[Yoc]

You are still not talking with that hack, are you Miss Marvels?

How about forgetting him and concentrating on the real man in your life?

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Good morning, Yoc. Long time...

Yes, I still talk to that hack. I just can't help myself. It's like an addiction or something. A BAD one. Can't I just have BOTH of you?? *sog*

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Question???

Just how many Inci's ARE there? Gods, I'm confuzzled.

 

[Tibxo]

Let me see.

There's the Inci in the ship being fucked by the alien.

There's the Inci in Jett's ship.

There's the Inci in Smythe's ship.

There's the Inci in Maxx's ship.

So that makes FOUR.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Oh... is that all?? What are you like?

 

[Maid of Marvels]

When we last visited with the crew of the X-70, they were on a rescue mission departing from a Rocket Force moon base to the planet Mars. The X-65, had been reported missing and it was up to that spectacular space stud, erm... hero, Jett Starr to figure out the why of it.

Meantime... aboard the ship, more than two thirds of the crew have gone missing!

The AI, apparently involved in some sort of experiment with the ship's Doc Blofeld, has ignored all warnings. Crew Woman Samantha Shapely-Stern and Jr. Lt. Billy Maxwell have been discussing erm... interstellar etiquette and have also ignored the nefarious goings-on. Lzog and "Whip" Dashell may be the only two who can help.

What will Jett do? Is this mission going to fail?? Impossible!! Something must be done! His arch-nemesis, Anton Smythe, seems to be at the bottom of all this hanky panky.

And what has become of poor, innocent Commander Inci Ismael -- and who are all those replicas?

Stay tuned to find out more...

If anyone is interested in joining us as we resume this little space adventure, please feel free to post a character description here in the OOC. Here's a link to the main story: Jett Starr and The Mystery of Spaceship X-65

 

[Tibxo]

Can I play, Maid?

Character's Profile

Name: Jett Starr

Age: Classified (though he appears in his mid thirties).

Rank: Space Rocket Captain of the X-70.

Relationship: Lover of Inci Ismael, daughter of General Ismael - Head of Rocket Force.

Description: Typical good looking space hero (bit like Flash Gordon or Buck Rogers) with blond wavey hair.

Is that good enough?

 

[Maid of Marvels]

*swoon*

I know just the part for you, too.

 

[Rubber Biscuit]

Doc's biosystems are currently at Idle. As soon as reserve power is allocated to the thread, his systems will activate and switch to Throb.

 

[Yoc]

Anton Smythe - Evil Genius

So, the feeble Jett Starr and his equally pathetic cohorts are still trying to continue with this mockery of a thread are they?

Do they not know that they are already beaten? That even now, the real Miss Ismael is being ravagishly taken by some super-endowed creature which will turn her off her fellow man - including her beloved Jett, forever???

Be sure, be very sure that this is what you want before you persevere with this foolish course of action.

Ha! Haaaa! Ha! Haaaaaahhhaaaaaa!

 

[captainb]

Junior lieutenant Billy Maxwell

Golly, Captain Starr! Did you hear that evil laugh over the radio? You must really have mean ol' Smythe pretty scared if he's trying to bluff you away! Don't worry, captain. Me and Sam... I mean, me and crewwoman Stern are ready to kick some evil alien butt, sir!

 

[It's... She!]

TIF1023 - AI of the X-70

Doc's biosystems are currently at Idle. As soon as reserve power is allocated to the thread, his systems will activate and switch to Throb.

http://www.Bibracte.dreamwater.org/ATWAS/TIF1023A.jpg
*stroking... erm... stoking the X-70 back into gear*

It seems, Dr. Blofeld, that all of your parts... erm... the X-70's parts are fully functional. There may, however, be some further testing required.

 

[Miss Behavin']

Crew Woman Samantha Shapely-Stern

*wiggling fingers at Billeee and blowing him a kiss*

"Crew Woman Shapely-Stern reporting for duty, Captain Starr," Shapely-Stern announces breathlessly, boldly bolstering her brightly bouncing bust as her fingers fumble with her zipper. "I learned some things from Jr. Lt. Maxwell today that you might be interested in learning yourself."

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Let me see.

There's the Inci in the ship being fucked by the alien.

There's the Inci in Jett's ship.

There's the Inci in Smythe's ship.

There's the Inci in Maxx's ship.

So that makes FOUR.

Okay... for sake of clarification (if that is at all possible) the Inci who is with the alien may or MAY NOT be the "real" Inci, and the other three are definitely NOT her. Now let me see if I can wriggle myself out of this dilemma. *sigh*

 

[Tibxo]

Hmmmm.

I agree, Billy.

Smythe is a bit of a blow hard but nevermind, chaps. I am sure we can knock the wind out of his sails, what?

And Commander Ismael? Please refrain from wiggling. It only distracts the crew.