Jesus was...

Hey, you want to get married? I love your sense of humor. I live in Sumas so we are close. You are great.
 
Jesus Saves...

Green Stamps.

So old! So lame...

Brat, I've never written a message to you, but I couldn't resist after that brilliant display. If its your own creation I fall on my knees in admiration of your wit! I love it. If perchance you came across it from another source I'd love to learn where. It is absolutely priceless!

(I lived a number of years in Seattle and often traveled up to Vancouver for a taste of European living. In fact, except for the vagaries of Canadian immigration laws I'd probably have gone to graduate school at UBC. You'd appreciate this! I was accepted to study architecture and my former wife was offered a teaching job in Burnaby. But Canada would give me a student visa that wouldn't have permitted my wife to work or they would have approved landed immigrant status, but only on the basis of my work. My wife's work didn't count and we needed her income to support us during my schooling. So I went to the University of Washington instead. We might have been neighbors otherwise. Oh well, we've met anyway.)
 
Way too funny!

Love it! There's a few biblical references which escape me along the lines of what sort of motorcycle Moses rode etc. If there are any more please let me know, I live for gems like the above.


... oh yes, the motorcycle: "The roar of Moses' TRIUMPH was heard throughout the land".
 
Hey do you think Mary ever said "Hey shut that door were you born in a barn!"

if she did i bet he said.. "well ... yeah"
 
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