Jesus saves!

[Guest]

The sign said so.

Follow the savior's example. Get a savings account and put 10% of what you make into it. Don't touch it! It's for emergencies and for that day when you, too, will purchase an RV and retire to the sunny sands of Arizona/Florida and vote for Pat Buchanan when you meant to vote for Al Gore.

Remember, a penny saved is a penny the bank uses to finance someone's house!

*MUAH*

 

[Kitte]

Jesus Saves

By using double coupons

 

[Guest]

I forgot to mention that you shouldn't buy pork rinds. Pork rinds are gross.

 

[phrodeau]

At the Bank of the Jordan.

But the prophets are poor.

 

[HeavyStick]

traditional savings or Roth IRA?

 

[Guest]

Thanks because they purchased pork futures. It was a bad move. They should haved bought mutual of omaha funds.

 

[ExLimey]

...Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!

 

[Cerberus666]

I'm an atheist I don't believe in saving.

 

[slickwillie]

Hanns saves too. But according to Mr. Lee he saves the wrong things.

 

[ridddder]

jesus bouncing on his dick
click

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jesus saves, but he also bounces checks -- never paid for the last supper. He figured he was dead by Friday anyway, so what the hey...

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Jesus saves, but he also bounces checks -- never paid for the last supper. He figured he was dead by Friday anyway, so what the hey...

and he rose on a sunday when he knew the banks would be closed

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Jesus Saves

But they have to call him in from the bullpen.

TB4p

 

[Blues]

"Hymn 43"

Oh father high in heaven -- smile down upon your son
whose busy with his money games -- his women and his gun.
Oh Jesus save me!
And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three
and made his name in Hollywood
to set the white man free.
Oh Jesus save me!
If Jesus saves -- well, He'd better save Himself
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death.
Oh Jesus save me!
I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon --
His cross was rather bloody --
He could hardly roll His stone.
Oh Jesus save me!


Jethro Tull