Jesus is a Liberal

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The best part of the site is the Hate Mail:

"You must accept that Jesus is deeply grieved by the message you are sending. Stop defaming Jesus! Shut down your website! Accept the true Jesus into your heart and you will be forgiven or wat you are doing will be punished severely in this life and the next." J. Hollis ~ July, 2005

"You are a heroin using homosexual pedophile liberal jew." Anonymous ~ July, 2005

"God Bless America and thank heavens for a God-fearing president who is not afraid to take a stand on what's right and what's wrong! I would get rid of the website, shirts, etc. if I was you. You totally ignore the teachings of the Bible. You accept gays openly flaunting their sinful behavior in God's face. You sit by and approve of millions of babies being MURDERED every day. You want to tax hard working Americans to death and give it to lazy people who refuse to work. You have no concept of what REAL morality and REAL Christian teachings are! Thank God for Bush, and you can burn in hell!" True Christian ~ June, 2005

"Jesus was never pro-choice. There is no such animal as a liberal Christian. What you are doing with this website is evil." Peter S. ~ June, 2005

jesusisaliberal.org

 

[Farrah]

The best part of the site is the Hate Mail:

"You must accept that Jesus is deeply grieved by the message you are sending. Stop defaming Jesus! Shut down your website! Accept the true Jesus into your heart and you will be forgiven or wat you are doing will be punished severely in this life and the next." J. Hollis ~ July, 2005

"You are a heroin using homosexual pedophile liberal jew." Anonymous ~ July, 2005

"God Bless America and thank heavens for a God-fearing president who is not afraid to take a stand on what's right and what's wrong! I would get rid of the website, shirts, etc. if I was you. You totally ignore the teachings of the Bible. You accept gays openly flaunting their sinful behavior in God's face. You sit by and approve of millions of babies being MURDERED every day. You want to tax hard working Americans to death and give it to lazy people who refuse to work. You have no concept of what REAL morality and REAL Christian teachings are! Thank God for Bush, and you can burn in hell!" True Christian ~ June, 2005

"Jesus was never pro-choice. There is no such animal as a liberal Christian. What you are doing with this website is evil." Peter S. ~ June, 2005

jesusisaliberal.org

That last comment is my favorite.

 

[IndieSnob]

"Jesus was never pro-choice. There is no such animal as a liberal Christian. What you are doing with this website is evil." Peter S. ~ June, 2005

SaintPeter, would you care to come and talk to the rest of the class about your views?

 

[Farrah]

How dare you call Jesus a Liberal? Was Jesus GAY?! Was Jesus an ABORTION killer?! Was Jesus a WELFARE
whore?! Was Jesus a DRUG dealer?! Was Jesus saying that you can do anything to anyone and it is all just ok?!
You will feel the pain of eternal fire and damnation for what you are doing in His name!" Anonymous ~ May 2005.

**Facefuckingpalm**

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Jesus was a liberal for his time.

Liberal has always been a bad word for people with tight rectums who are sanctimonious hypocrites.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Liberal has always been a bad word for people with tight rectums who are sanctimonious hypocrites.

Or smarter than you.

Damned Poindexters and shit.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Or smarter than you.

Damned Poindexters and shit.

Doodiehead

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Doodiehead

I'm smarter than you. You have to call me "Shakespeare" or "Bug Eyes" or something. Remember, intelligence makes you feel bad, so it's evil. Stop me before I use science to build killer robots.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

I'm smarter than you. You have to call me "Shakespeare" or "Bug Eyes" or something. Remember, intelligence makes you feel bad, so it's evil. Stop me before I use science to build killer robots.

Obviously you do not understand my first post so you only think you are smarter. Sad you are. I cry for you.

 

[Missingout]

The best part of the site is the Hate Mail:

"You must accept that Jesus is deeply grieved by the message you are sending. Stop defaming Jesus! Shut down your website! Accept the true Jesus into your heart and you will be forgiven or wat you are doing will be punished severely in this life and the next." J. Hollis ~ July, 2005

Holy fucking pyscho.
Religious people just scare me.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Obviously you do not understand my first post so you only think you are smarter. Sad you are. I cry for you.

You were being arch and subtly sarcastic.

Yoda.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Jesus isn't grieved. It just opens more real estate for his planned amusement park in heaven.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

You were being arch and subtly sarcastic.

Yoda.

To what end?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

To what end?

Are you asking if I'm a Top or Bottom?

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Are you asking if I'm a Top or Bottom?

You're obviously trying to top from the bottom.

 

[CandiCame]

That last comment is my favorite.

I like the heroine pedophile Jewish one.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're obviously trying to top from the bottom.

Well, baby, if you're the bottom, I'm the top.

 

[CandiCame]

Well, baby, if you're the bottom, I'm the top.

I think it's funny where I wound up in that conversation.
Yay for juxtaposition.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's an odd site. It looks like it was designed ten years ago. No recent posts, and lots of Bush bashing.

Jesus might be a Liberal, but he's so 2006.

 

[paganangel]

the christian image of jesus is a guy who looked like a hippie, drank a lot, mooched off people, was a pacifist, and was willing to be killed to let a guy kiss him.

 

[warrior queen]

I'm a little surprised that the Christian fundamentalists haven't come into lit and swarmed the boards.