!!!!!JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Newbies are fucking using my name, my threads, my shit, my phylo, my, my, my, - my stuff - to futher the number of their posts?

What the fuck is this board comming to?

Pandomonium!?! "Lou Albano!" (Eraser's in cheek.)

God Damn! You'll piss off all the old fucker's!

The one's that think they own this shit. The one's that think they established some kind of rules here.

The one's that.........

Many (most, except trolls)of whom are nice....... but........

times, they are a changin'.....

God I love Robert Zimmerman!!!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

!!!!!!!!WHERE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

OH, you were cursing. My bad. Whatever that means.

I don't use rampant posting to further my numbers.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nope, I don't.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Not me, I'm not a rampant poster.

 

[Naked Hunny]

ok Muff what Mt. Dew can are you huffing from?

 

[KillerMuffin]

This isn't a silly post its just stupid

I'm not muff, I'm Sparkplug Krylon. Yeah. I am. Really. I'll do his, I mean MY motto thingy.

Kiss my mid-torso tuber and the seed of life will splatter you up your nose.

I stole the one you just streaked down the hallway to get.

*giggle*

 

[Naked Hunny]

Nope Muff sorry Nekkie isnt Nekkie!! I have on sweats!! Why because im sick!! Wanna lose 8 lbs in a week come here ill cough on you!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I TOLD you, I'm not Muff. I'm Sprinkled Cannolini. I am too. See? I have a southern NYC accent. I say "youse all."

Awwww no streaking for the nekkie for a while.

I'm not posting rampantly to gain more post #s. Nope, I'm doing it to annoy Strained Carrots, I mean, me, I'm Striking Cordite. I'm doing it to annoy me.

Don't tie me to the rollbar, kiss my mid-torseo tuber softly so it can blow in your ear.

 

[forgetunome]

KillerMuffin...

....UH I mean Sparkplug Krylon you are tooo funny! Keep up the posts...lol

 

[KillerMuffin]

GAWDDAMMITT SPACKLED CRETIN!!!!

I think I made all the rules around here. No mentioning Robert Zimmerman allowed. Its against my personal opinion to mention Robert Zimmerman. Primarly because I don't know who Robert Zimmerman is and I don't want to appear ignorant. So therefore you're hostile, a troll, post too much, post too many stupid threads, and you need to quit posting.

I'm not Muff, by the way, I'm Spoor Cablevision. I am too!!!! Dammit, you better believe me, I'm an oldster, I MAKE the rules.

Ok, I'm done now.

Sit on my tongue, its ready to lick. -Stoically Clabberheaded

(I love you too Sparky.)

 

[Bobtoad777]

Robert Zimmerman is the Doctor/scientist that built the holgraphic doctor on Star Trek Voyager.

 

[Never]

Robert Zimmerman is the Doctor/scientist that built the holographic doctor on Star Trek Voyager.

Thank goodness, I was worried that Spunky and I were the only geeks on the board.

Want to see how many brain cells you've wasted on Trekker knowledge? Take this simple test!

1: All male Starfleet Captains must:
a. sleep with a female member of every new species discovered.
b. Say "Engage" twice a day, at lest.
c. Be bald (or balding).
d. die horribly with their ship.

2. Seven of Nine's unit designation on the Borg Cube was:
a. Seven of Nine.
b. Secondary adjunct.
c. Unimatrix 5472
d. Beer Wench.

3. Which crew member has not given birth?
a. Deanna Troi.
b. Data.
c. Beverly Crusher.
d. Picard.

4. The crew of DS:9 went back in time to what Star Trek Episode?

5 a. At what setting does a phaser inflict lethal damage?
b. At what setting can a phaser burn through a bulkhead?

6. Every seven years a Vulcan male experiences what sexually exited state?

7. 'The Doctor' once picked a name for himself, what was it?

8. Sensoria Displacement is an illness caused by what method of travel?

9. What is the fastest speed possible when traveling through subspace? (Trick question here)

10. Who's your favorite captain?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beam me up Spunky.

 

[R Nitelight]

I think Sparky may be looking a little further back, children.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am not entirely sure but here it goes

Thank goodness, I was worried that Spunky and I were the only geeks on the board.

Want to see how many brain cells you've wasted on Trekker knowledge? Take this simple test!

1: All male Starfleet Captains must:
d. die horribly with their ship.

2. Seven of Nine's unit designation on the Borg Cube was:
a. Seven of Nine.
b. Secondary adjunct.
c. Unimatrix 5472

3. Which crew member has not given birth?
b. Data.
d. Picard.

4. The crew of DS:9 went back in time to what Star Trek Episode?
Missed that one


5 a. At what setting does a phaser inflict lethal damage?
I believe level 6
b. At what setting can a phaser burn through a bulkhead?
I believe level 8

6. Every seven years a Vulcan male experiences what sexually exited state?
I know it i can't recall, something like Cumfor

7. 'The Doctor' once picked a name for himself, what was it?
I fell asleep and missed that episode and been waiting for it to come back

8. Sensoria Displacement is an illness caused by what method of travel?
Not sure

9. What is the fastest speed possible when traveling through subspace? (Trick question here)
Infinite isnt it

10. Who's your favorite captain?
Tie between Picard for his fatherly caring decent acting and Kirk for being able to constantly be getting laid.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beam me up Spunky.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I can't believe it Sparky....

So, Robert Zimmerman changed his name.
Lots of Jews do it. Can you imagine what his parents thought when he became BOB DYLAN. What's a nice Jewish boy doing with a name like BOB???

Anyways... Times they are a changing but, are they really??? Actually, if you look back you will see that the only thing that has really changed is the time factor. Peope still lack the skills to understand themselves and each other. Think about it!!!

blue

 

[Bliss]

*ding* You're correct!

Way to go, Blue. I don't think we need ta thunk about it, since it's exemplified in this thread.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

The "yard bird" takes a bow....

Thank you, thank you.

blue

 

[KillerMuffin]

*Smacks everyone in the shins with the 2 pound summer sausage Uncle Stan sent along with Uncle Earl's lightnin for my birthday*

I can't even get flamed for being irritating. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!

I'M IRRITATING DAMMIT FLAME ME!!!!!

WHERE IS MY TROLL!!!!!!!

Spastic Cranelegs, I'm counting on you!


That has to be the stupidest thing I've said in a long time. *giggle snort chortle*

 

[Cheri]

Will someone please help me with these buckles, Miss Muff has gotten loose again. Damn you'd think these straight jackets would at least keep her subdued for longer than an hour! I've the mind to write the manufactor and ask for a refund or some animal tranquilizers. Now drop that Mountain Dew can and where the hell did I leave the Celestial Seasons Sleepy Time tea..

 

[Cheri]

Crap, I was supposed to post that anonymously! Well it's too late now so I might as well flame away... Muffy baby, will you shut your word hole?

 

[KillerMuffin]

A FLAME!!! A FLAME!!!! I GOT A FLAME!!!!!!!

I feel soooooo special now!!

*Muff leaps all over Cheri, smooching and hugging and wagging her tail*

(I'm not using your thread to further my post numbers Shippy Camelot, I'm not, I promise. I swear.)