Jesse Jackson - fun, phonetic writing contest!

[Sparky Kronkite]

I just don't think I can do it. Can you?

I just heard him say "idolagical" and it's weird - that's exactly my one word opinion of him.

Can you phonetically right like Jesse speaks?


c'mon give it a try.

 

[Unclebill]

Can I axe you a question about Hillary Rodman Clinton?

 

[Expertise]

I tried Spark. (see taking bets thread)

Its as much about the cadence of his speach as it is phonetics.

He's a smart guy. I wonder if he does it just to sound like he is in touch with his constituents.

 

[Ambrosious]

Ah did not come
he ah
to recreate
disen chun!
Ah came
he ah to
en shu ah
ou ah
vo ces
are heard!

<choir sings> Hallaleauh! Hallaleauh!

[Edited by Ambrosious on 11-09-2000 at 10:44 AM]

 

[Ambrosious]

Stay out da Bush! Stay out da Bush!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Is this ebonic's 101 ?

 

[Ambrosious]

More like an intelligent man talking down to his public. And have you heard Gore speak to a black audience? Damn funny, that.

"It's all...good!"

 

[*Eve*]

Speaking of ebonics, weren't they trying to pass a proposition in California about teaching Ebonics in their schools?

 

[Ambrosious]

Yep. It failed miserably. So did the prop to make Spanish an official language in Cal.