I've heard rumors of a central Jersey, but no one has ever been able to point it out to me. I agree with Joey - it's South Jersey or North Jersey, or if I'm feeling plucky, an occasional "deep south" Jersey for the parts, as iman stated, that are more Kentucky-like.
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And what's your excuse for Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx and half of Long Island?
None of those have the stench of toxic chemicals and decomposing bodies like the a good part of New Jersey.
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None of those have the stench of toxic chemicals and decomposing bodies like the a good part of New Jersey.
C'mon, who doesn't love a whiff of ammonia and formaldehyde in the crisp early morning?
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Btw, Christie plans to shut down the GWB on SuperSunday so that New Yorkers can't get to the game.
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In my experience, most people from jersey are morons.
That's true of most places, since most people tend to be morons. I haven't noticed a higher than average in Jersey, but some days it feels like it.
I always figured jersey for one of the worst states to live in until I moved here. I probably wasn't far off but I like it a lot more than I expected to. of course I'm in the "deep south" part of jersey which suits me just fine considering where I'm from. I haven't even been to north jersey yet and I'm in no hurry to.
and I always called it new jersey until recently. I guess the guidos are rubbing off on me.
and I always called it new jersey until recently. I guess the guidos are rubbing off on me.
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Central Jersey is a mix between good old boy college town (Princeton), urban college town (Rutgers), and the worst suburbia has to offer (everywhere else: Edison, North Brunswick, etc.).
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Where are you from originally?
nor an ocean..............
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That makes sense.
Every place in the world with white sand beaches on the ocean must be New Jersey.
Hooray for not understanding metaphors.
the actual deep south. jersey ain't dixie but hey it's alright.
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Piney!
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And what's your excuse for Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx and half of Long Island?
for real!
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a lot of crazy shit goes on in those pine barrens.
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Funniest episode of The Sopranos ever.
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True, but then, The Sopranos wasn't a nonstop laughfest like Breaking Bad or The Wire.
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Same reason people refer to NYC as "the city".
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the best episode!
Paulie: "He's some kind of interior decorator"
Christopha: "But his apartment looked like shit!"
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"We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers."
"And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't"
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I think we should have made more fun of New Hampshire in this thread.
Most people think the state motto of New Hampshire is "Live free or die".
Actually, it's "tax free liquor, next exit."
Most people think the state motto of New Hampshire is "Live free or die".
Actually, it's "tax free liquor, next exit."
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If we're going to discuss NH, this is the summer home I will buy.
Just as soon as I win the lottery.
http://blog.sfgate.com/ontheblock/2...t-homes-for-sale-in-massachusetts/#19994101=0
Just as soon as I win the lottery.
http://blog.sfgate.com/ontheblock/2...t-homes-for-sale-in-massachusetts/#19994101=0
