jen s i luv u we had the best time last night

[ihaveabigcock]

i had to get u in here gurl
u r the girl i been dreaming bout
give me a chance
i can make u feel like a real woman
i will be your luv slave
just give me a chance

 

[ihaveabigcock]

cum on gurl

why wont u respond to me?
i am love sick over ya

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: cum on gurl

why wont u respond to me?
i am love sick over ya

Here's a little tip for ya, dick

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=27595

And another... the fake personnal thread scam has been tried on me (most unsucessfully) several times before. But then you haven't been around long...

 

[God of Threads]

Ah, so beautiful this is

Please let me know where you two register at. I'm gonna get you a great gift.

I also am willing to be in the wedding party.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Ah, so beautiful this is

Please let me know where you two register at. I'm gonna get you a great gift.

I also am willing to be in the wedding party.

Not to worry, GOT... He'll run as soon as I bare my fangs

 

[makofin]

Big dick

Well, it has fianally happened. GOT's', sorry I am the best man. You didn't know that big dick and --Jenny -s were having an affair and that she was really straight. Yes and Waverly Gurl will be the maid of honor.
Wedding gift's are as follows.......
All expense paid trip to Chicago to visit Nude Cop [ the dickless wonder ].
Then on to Maryland were the best biker bars are located.!!!!!
Then to a FAKE AV photo shoot [ for overweight former lesbo's only ] This offer is for BASHERS only-

Please help this happy couple.... contribute if you can !!!!!

 

[angelique127]

Giggle

I would give her a DILDO but Jenny -S wouldn't know what to do with it ?????

 

[makofin]

Jennny -S

She won't need any lubricant , all she needs is her LAP CUNT Waverly Girl to whisper in her ear.......
Did you actually read her PULP stories ?
Do not tell her FRIENDS but I voted a 2 !!!!!!

 

[angelique127]

Jenny -s

How about one of those 'female blow up dolls ' you know the kind the males use !!!!!

 

[makofin]

Damn, she already has one .... It looks like Waverly girl.

 

[God of Threads]

Re: Re: Ah, so beautiful this is

Not to worry, GOT... He'll run as soon as I bare my fangs

It makes me squeemish just to think about the teeth like that.

 

[God of Threads]

Re: Giggle

I would give her a DILDO but Jenny -S wouldn't know what to do with it ?????

Most dildos do come with instructions in English, French, Spanish and Mandarin.

 

[God of Threads]

blow up doll as gift

How about one of those 'female blow up dolls ' you know the kind the males use !!!!!

I bought a newly married couple a blow up doll once. Years later they got a divorce and cut that doll in half.

It was a symbolic gesture which really said it all.


(Later I glued and sewed the doll back up. It's still got a lot o' life in it.)

 

[angelique127]

The gift that keeps on giving.....
Really the only doll she should have is a Chuckie doll.....

 

[God of Threads]

i wouldn't turn my back on that little bastard

The gift that keeps on giving.....
Really the only doll she should have is a Chuckie doll.....

Chuckie was hung like a mule you know.

 

[makofin]

What Jenny s really needs is a case of Adult Daipers, you know Depends since she is always complaining about how wet she always is.
Hope they come in her size !!!!

 

[angelique127]

Oh my God of Threads

Beware, not only of those fangs but of her cleaver. Did you see what she did to that fat cop.? Not that I would not help her!!!!
Looking forward to a story from Mako.

 

[Succulent-one]

Thank you

Thank you to everyone who posted on this thread. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

 

[makofin]

It is only a matter of time until ZACK finds this !!!!
Or the groom [ I have a big cock ]

 

[makofin]

BLUE LIGHT SPECAIL

Get your very own blow up Jenny s doll now while supplies last, comes w/ meat cleaver, one adult attends diaper, Britney Spears soundtrack, her very own intimate teen diary [ includes how she managed to start her own thread on Literotica ] also comes with 2 wigs, 1 blonde, 1 brunette to start your own real fake AV's. This offer is for a limited time only so ACT now to become a member of her fan club to learn the best male bashing techniques available!!!! If you order now to include tips on How To NOT Like A Wet Tongue Licking Your Asshole !
Carry on the true tradition of Carrie Nation !!!!!!!!! And Molly Hatchet.....

 

[God of Threads]

Re: BLUE LIGHT SPECAIL

Carrie Nation !!!!!!!!!

Despite her stance on liquor I would have fucked Carrie Nation. What a hot axe-wielding mama.

 

[God of Threads]

"Fat cop"?

Beware, not only of those fangs but of her cleaver. Did you see what she did to that fat cop.? Not that I would not help her!!!!

What exactly happened to the law enforcement officer?

 

[makofin]

There was a pic of him missing his manhood, and then Jenny posted her weapon of choice- the meat cleaver.
this is also to be used on male tongues and fingers [ mine ] .

 

[God of Threads]

Time to run

There was a pic of him missing his manhood, and then Jenny posted her weapon of choice- the meat cleaver.
this is also to be used on male tongues and fingers [ mine ] .

Daaaammmm.

I'm going into hiding.

 

[makofin]

GOT

Don't worry you are safe. According to Jenny- S she says that God is really a female.