Jellybeans up the Nose, or the best reason you've had to leave a movie

[Rubyfruit]

I missed most of Harry Potter today because one of my 3 year olds put a jellybean up her nose. Way up.

She got a really cute doctor to fetch it out for her though, which was nice for mommy. She's fine. The jellybean was laid to rest. I missed the movie and it looked really good.

How was everybody else's Sunday?

 

[RastaPope]

I walked out of Friday After Next last week. I didn't pay to see it, thank god, I got snuck in.


Worst. Movie. Ever. Managed to sit through 20 minutes before I remembered I'm a white kid from the 'burbs.

 

[#1tankcomander]

I missed most of Harry Potter today because one of my 3 year olds put a jellybean up her nose. Way up.

She got a really cute doctor to fetch it out for her though, which was nice for mommy. She's fine. The jellybean was laid to rest. I missed the movie and it looked really good.

How was everybody else's Sunday?

Not as hair raising as yours, but I could do with a little stroking from you if it matters!

 

[christophe]

jujjy fruits....pulled a molding right off my tooth i was 10


thats ok i didnt like the movie anyhow

 

[Pagliacci]

My Sundays been hung over.
I have brief recollections of a club,lots of alcohol and making out with someone that according to friends must've gotten into the club with a fake ID or through an act of God.

I'm sort of glad I was drunk enough to end up alone in bed this morning.

 

[Rubyfruit]

That sounds like a close call, Pagliacci. Maybe you should invest in some fake ID detection equipment.

 

[seXieleXie]

on saturday i went with my friend and his whole family to see solaris. this included his 7 year old sister. the little girl got scared, and i volunteered to take care of her while everyone else stayed in the theater. the truth was, i wasn't really enjoying the movie. we went to the toy store instead it was much more fun.

 

[Eumenides]

I ate half an S.O.S. pad when I was three. It has nothing to do with movies, though

 

[Pagliacci]

That sounds like a close call, Pagliacci. Maybe you should invest in some fake ID detection equipment.

Or break the cultural curse of binge drinking

 

[La Huesera]

I missed most of Harry Potter today because one of my 3 year olds put a jellybean up her nose. Way up.

She got a really cute doctor to fetch it out for her though, which was nice for mommy. She's fine. The jellybean was laid to rest. I missed the movie and it looked really good.

How was everybody else's Sunday?

Did that with unpoped popcorn when I was a kid. It came out once without help...second time required a doc and a pissed off mother.

 

[Flower Petals]

I ate half an S.O.S. pad when I was three. It has nothing to do with movies, though

I used to eat soap bubbles when I was 4. Is that kinda the same?


Movies? I can't recall ever having to leave one, but I was tempted to walk out of They the other night. I'm fairly easy going on movies. If they can entertain me, I'll watch em. I don't take into account the sets, lighting, acting, and could care less if the story is morally or historically correct. But They just sucked ass.

 

[calypso_21]

My son threw up all over my mother because he had created a new drink of milk, salt, and pepper and drank it... as I was trying to breakdown his crib so he could sleep in a big boy bed.

 

[PacificBlue]

Best reason for leaving a movie... to go home and make out in private.

I want love like that again... *sigh*

 

[LukkyKnight]

I ate half an S.O.S. pad when I was three. It has nothing to do with movies, though

I'll bet that didn't get Ruby in to see a cute doctor, either.

 

[427cobra]

I missed most of Harry Potter today because one of my 3 year olds put a jellybean up her nose. Way up.

She got a really cute doctor to fetch it out for her though, which was nice for mommy. She's fine. The jellybean was laid to rest. I missed the movie and it looked really good.

How was everybody else's Sunday?

I can't believe that actually happened to sombody else too! I once watched my little brother do the same damned thing when he was a kid. Damned jellybean got stuck too! I swear it took the doctors and nurses about a 1/2 hour to stop laughing, which was fine because I was laughing too.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cobra, my girl friend and I were laughing so hard, tears were streaming down our faces. I took the Beanstuffer to the bathroom and ran into a pediatric nurse (isn't he universe wonderful?). After she assessed the situation she asked if I was ok because my makeup was running.....

Kids are funny.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Just close the unstuffed nostril and have 'em shoot the beans out. It's fun for everyone!

 

[427cobra]

Cobra, my girl friend and I were laughing so hard, tears were streaming down our faces. I took the Beanstuffer to the bathroom and ran into a pediatric nurse (isn't the universe wonderful?). After she assessed the situation she asked if I was ok because my makeup was running.....

Kids are funny.

Kids are funny? Better believe it Rubes! Probably the funniest part of it was, I swear, that it was a green jellybean. Yeah, the universe is pretty cool. After all, incidents like this proves that if there is a higher power, it's got one helluva sense of humor.

 

[Cherry]

... or the best reason you've had to leave a movie

I was asked to leave a movie once because I had a baby bunnie in the pocket of my sundress.

It was only a tienie tiny bunnie that my dog chased out of its nest that afternoon. I was feeding it with a baby bottle, and I was afraid to leave it at home alone. And besides, I liked it so, I took it on my date to the movies.

Problem was ... somebody in the ladies room told theatre management that it was a rat! Stupid broad didn't see the cute little bunnie ears, I guess.

Anyhow ... that's my story and I'm stickin to it!

 

[427cobra]

Re: ... or the best reason you've had to leave a movie

I was asked to leave a movie once because I had a baby bunnie in the pocket of my sundress.

It was only a tienie tiny bunnie that my dog chased out of its nest that afternoon. I was feeding it with a baby bottle, and I was afraid to leave it at home alone. And besides, I liked it so, I took it on my date to the movies.

Problem was ... somebody in the ladies room told theatre management that it was a rat! Stupid broad didn't see the cute little bunnie ears, I guess.

Anyhow ... that's my story and I'm stickin to it!

Don't you just hate nosey people!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

The only time I can think of that we had to leave the movies was when the crowd in the movie theater "lit" up and the smoke was too intense. We just left, the movie was really bad so we did not mind leaving...

 

[Guest]

I (and my 7 yr old nephew) had to move twice and then, finally, leave. This man just kept finding me and sitting next to me, rubbing his hand on my leg. My nephew was not happy. Neither of us have seen Wrath of Khan all the way through.

 

[Rubyfruit]

...we had to leave the movies was when the crowd in the movie theater "lit" up ...

Oh, sorry about that. ;-)

Thanks all for your amusing stories, giggles and sympathy. Cherry, I hope you learned your lesson. A rodent is a rodent.

 

[Shadowann2]

I got kicked out of a movie once because I was really drunk and started having sex with my b/f. It was months before I saw how Armagedon ended! (I used to be so bad!)

My cousin ate half a bar of soap and my brother swallowed a hearing aid battery. My son once got a pencil eraser stuck up his nose. Just thought I would share.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Such a bad girl, Shad. ;-)

I had to leave the movies once because we couldn't stop laughing....I can't even remember what movie it was, but it was quite apparent that we were the only ones who thought it was funny.

Drugs will do that...let that be a lesson to you young lady. ;-)