jelly beans are weird.

[pointless]

when they aren't around i don't even think of them. they are of no interest to me at all. couldn't care less.

but when they are available i could down a bag day and it wouldn't be enough. it could never be enough.

even the gingers ones.

and i don't really like ginger.

the only exception is the black ones. i fucking hate the black ones. stupid licorice. why do you even exist? you make terrible candy and booze for idiots. when i become god you will be wiped from the face of the earth and anyone who even thinks of complaining will burn for all eternity.

the end.

 

[butters]

i'll eat the black ones.

no need to thank me.

 

[hobbit.]

i'll eat the black ones.

no need to thank me.

living where you live that comes as no surprise....

jelly beans remind me of the clitoris.

 

[butters]

living where you live that comes as no surprise....

jelly beans remind me of the clitoris.

so not going to bite on this

 

[hobbit.]

so not going to bite on this

that is what i usually say.. then something snaps....

 

[butters]

that is what i usually say.. then something snaps....

the knicker elastic, or your braces?

 

[pointless]

mmm, minty clits.

or fruit flavored. those would be good too.

 

[lovecraft68]

I never liked the "traditional" ones then my daughter brings home this bag with flavors like "bubblegum" and "Green apple" and bunch of others and you're right the damn things are addictive.

 

[wigglezism]

I have never seen any appeal in jelly-beans. They aren't sweet enough, sour enough or chocolate enough for me. :x

 

[hobbit.]

the knicker elastic, or your braces?

care to find out sistah...

 

[blue_pearl_85]

Jelly Beans + gummi bears...


I am not a grown-up.

 

[butters]

care to find out sistah...

put down the stun gun and step away from the jelly baby

 

[pointless]

and be careful to not trip on your scarf.

 

[AuntNelda]

when they aren't around i don't even think of them. they are of no interest to me at all. couldn't care less.

but when they are available i could down a bag day and it wouldn't be enough. it could never be enough.

even the gingers ones.

and i don't really like ginger.

the only exception is the black ones. i fucking hate the black ones. stupid licorice. why do you even exist? you make terrible candy and booze for idiots. when i become god you will be wiped from the face of the earth and anyone who even thinks of complaining will burn for all eternity.

the end.

Go home to your mother!

Doesn't she ever watch you?

Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center!

Tell your mother I hate her!

Tell your mother I hate you!

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I can't have them in. It's like a demons inside me tell me to eat the beans. eat the beans.
Especially the cinnamon ones. Cinnamon jelly beans.

:weeps:

 

[hobbit.]

put down the stun gun and step away from the jelly baby

the jelly baby? FFS and you deny that this place is weird.... the milky bar kid wouldn't stand for this!

 

[pointless]

I can't have them in. It's like a demons inside me tell me to eat the beans. eat the beans.
Especially the cinnamon ones. Cinnamon jelly beans.

:weeps:

i'm not a fan of cinnamon candy, but i will eat the hell out of cinnamon jellybeans. i have no idea why.

 

[butters]

I can't have them in. It's like a demons inside me tell me to eat the beans. eat the beans.
Especially the cinnamon ones. Cinnamon jelly beans.

:weeps:

i like the green and purple ones best

 

[hobbit.]

i like the green and purple ones best

infected and bruised? yuk!

 

[butters]

the jelly baby? FFS and you deny that this place is weird.... the milky bar kid wouldn't stand for this!

this place isn't weird

just . . . a different kind of normal

the milky bar kid hightailed it out of here on his fat little pony, long time back. laurel threatened to ban his pimply arse if he didn't leave, stat.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

There are yucky ones, bogey and snot flavoured- too. So I've been told anyway, never tried.

 

[butters]

infected and bruised? yuk!

you are so dirty

*wobbling with laughter*

 

[butters]

There are yucky ones, bogey and snot flavoured- too. So I've been told anyway, never tried.

i'll tell you again, but for the last time - that's a different plot. now sit down, you've had a hard night.

 

[hobbit.]

i like the green and purple ones best

you are so dirty

*wobbling with laughter*

you lookin at my bird pal? no mate just her thrush.....

 

[pointless]

There are yucky ones, bogey and snot flavoured- too. So I've been told anyway, never tried.

every flavor beans. you can thank j.k. rowling for that shit. i've seen them in the past, but i never dared to try them. i have no interest in eating something that tastes like vomit.