Jeff Rapped My Cat With A Pecil...

lol....not that this is on topic or anything but...one time with an ex-boyfriend of mine...we were watching tv and his friend came over...long story short...they asked if i wanted a chili dog and i was hungry so i said yes...well...they laughed and then held me down and ripped off my shirt and bra and his friend made a large smelly poop on my breasts and they both proceeded to boob screw me...lol...and then they yelled "two chili dogs to go!!!"...and shoved me out the front door and locked the front door...lol...talk about smelly
 
God, I really hate it when insensitive little pricks like you jump onto a board and wrte stupid shit thinking that its funny. My cat was raped, and I think you are being really insensitive to her feelings. Fucker!
 
Dar~ said:
God, I really hate it when insensitive little pricks like you jump onto a board and wrte stupid shit thinking that its funny. My cat was raped, and I think you are being really insensitive to her feelings. Fucker!

But fortunately, his was only rapped.
 
BlackShanglan said:
But fortunately, his was only rapped.


Do you think he rapped him on the head?

Poor kitty.

I hope he scratched the asshole.
 
minsue said:
OUCH!!! :eek: Now that ain't right.


No, no, no. Not the anatomical body part, asshole.

Just the junior high person asshole.

That could work.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
No, no, no. Not the anatomical body part, asshole.

Just the junior high person asshole.

That could work.
I dunno....if he's rapping a cat with a pecil, maybe he needs to have his asshole scratched.
 
Well... it wasn't my cat...

But my dog did lick the butthole of my housemate's dog.

The other dog didn't seem very comfortable about the situation.

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
Did Al Quaeda just release some kind of brain rot formula over the the US? :confused: What is all this crap I'm seeing on boards?
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Did Al Quaeda just release some kind of brain rot formula over the the US? :confused: What is all this crap I'm seeing on boards?

No more brain rot than normal. I guess its just the kiddie hour and mommy and daddy are to busy to check and see where junior and his sister are surfing....
 
The really amusing thing about the mental titans who started this thread is that they actually think everyone is laughing with them...
 
cheerful_deviant said:
The really amusing thing about the mental titans who started this thread is that they actually think everyone is laughing with them...

I originally put them on ignore and then decided it would be more entertaining to make fun of them.

But I have a feeling they'll go on ignore today. If they are still around.
 
jbuthead said:

What a wanker! :D

My top tip of the day: Use spellcheck whenever you make a post. :cool:

Although, I do prefer the thought that he lightly tapped the cat on the head with the rubber end of the pencil. If he didn't do that, and he did what I think you implied: :mad: :mad: :mad: I hope it scratched his fucking eyes out. :cool:
 
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