JazzManJim...Where are you, sweetie?

[BgMma]

You know, I am just being obnoxious, but I was kinda hoping to talk to you tonight. But, I see how you are......

 

[JazzManJim]

Obnoxious? not a chance. I"m here, digging through some of my old mail to see what I have and haven't answered. I'm actually disconcerted that thre are a couple messages I've forgotten about.

 

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[Freya]

No date tonight, Hanns?

 

[BgMma]

i am not bothered that you haven't answered any IMs. I just really wanted to talk to you.
I am silly that way, or so I have been told!
Hanns, go away, there are thirty other threads that have your name in them find one!

 

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[JazzManJim]

OH don't bother with him, FReya. I ignore him. In fact, if my guess is right, he made some comment about me being fat.

Inventiveness isn't his strong suit.

But I will say that for someone who long ago claimed to love anarchy and wanted to set people at each other here, he's done a remarkable job of bringing solidarity to the Boards. It's a sad thing, I think, to be so incompetent at virtually everything.

 

[BgMma]

What a downer! Of course there are comments from the peanut gallery.
But, if it makes you happier to know, I love big guys.

 

[JazzManJim]

I"m here, hon. I'm a little loopy on cold medicine, so forgive in advance if I go off on tangents.

Maybe it's the cold medicine talking here, but I think that maybe the reason our resident troll haunts me so is because he wants the old high hard one up the ass. I knew I should never have posted my penis as an av a while back....

 

[JazzManJim]

What a downer! Of course there are comments from the peanut gallery.
But, if it makes you happier to know, I love big guys.

Oh Pfffft! That's no biggie at all. Of all the insults someone could hurl at me, fat jokes are the lamest. they're easy to make and it's not like I haven't heard them all for years. I"m like Steve Martin's character in "Roxanne". I could probably toss out more on my own.

 

[BgMma]

I missed that one! Would you be willing to show me?
I can forgive easily, honey, no problem.
Other than being so ill, how have you been?

 

[BgMma]

Oh Pfffft! That's no biggie at all. Of all the insults someone could hurl at me, fat jokes are the lamest. they're easy to make and it's not like I haven't heard them all for years. I"m like Steve Martin's character in "Roxanne". I could probably toss out more on my own.

I loved that scene!
I am tired of fat jokes, too. There is nothing more to be said other than I have heard them all!
Big men rule! Lots of kisses, baby!

 

[JazzManJim]

Show you the high hard one? Sure!

Big Men do rule. We always sit where we damned well please on the bus, and in arenas, and park benches, and no on, but no one gets in front of us at a buffet!

Aside form the cold, I've been passing well, so far at least.

 

[BgMma]

Mmmmm, I would love to check it out! I am a sucker for a great dick shot!

Honey, you crack me up. And one more thing, DUTCH OVEN? You are too funny for your own good. If I were there now, I would spank you, you naughty little monkey!

Glad to hear that you are doing better at least!

 

[JazzManJim]

Not before I spanked you first, you Royal Super Saiyjin-lover you!

 

[BgMma]

Oh, I need to be spanked? Why didnt' I get that memo?

Hm, the only thing better than a saiya-jin is a big man named Jim.

 

[JazzManJim]

But, unfortunately, the Dutch Oven is the closest thing i have to a Kamehameha Blast.

 

[BgMma]

I will take your word for it, darling!

So, what things do you like to do on the rainy days when you are under the weather and I can nurse you to health?

 

[JazzManJim]

Oh mostly I veg when it's a bad day and I'm not feeling well. I'll make some dinner or something, though I don't get very hungry when I"m sick. I read a lot - never without a good read somewhere at hand.

I love my N64. It's not the best and brightest, but I have a few games I could play for hours. It makes me feel better, too.

I isten to music at times, depending on if there's something good ont he tube.

 

[BgMma]

I love to read myself. I dont' get much time for it with Jesse the Wonder Heathen, but I try.
I do love to cook, though. I could have something for you that is so good, it will make your toes curl!

 

[JazzManJim]

Hon, you can cook for me anytime!

 

[BgMma]

Mmmm, the possibilities are endless. You tempt me so....

 

[JazzManJim]

This is a very good thing.

 

[BgMma]

I concur.

 

[JazzManJim]

Hey, if you'll cook for me and give me the occasional backrub, I"m a pretty happy camper!