Jane Seymour

[Kenny McCormick]

I've had a crush on this woman from a very young age and would LUV to read something about her.

I don't really care use your imagination and see what you come up with, but she has always been very femine so a lipstick lesbian story would be cool.

 

[MsLinnet]

I've had a crush on this woman from a very young age and would LUV to read something about her.

I don't really care use your imagination and see what you come up with, but she has always been very femine so a lipstick lesbian story would be cool.

so would I

 

[Axeltheswede]

I was always waiting for the Dr. Quinn episode where she gets her ashes hauled by the buckskin guy. Talk about ratings.

 

[Kenny McCormick]

Axel, I have no idea what you are talking about


".........ashes..........buckskin guy"???????????????

 

[Axeltheswede]

Jane Seymour starred on the TV show, "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman". The show ran for at least three or four years. She played a frontier doctor. Her love interest was a woodsman, scout type guy who always wore buckskin clothes.

The formula for TV calls for sexual tension between female and male leads without letting them actually have sex. I would have liked to have seen them sneaking off in the night and having actual sexual intercourse.

I hope that explains "getting her ashes hauled by the buckskin guy" for those who may not have ever seen the TV show.

 

[Kenny McCormick]

Yeah I saw the show, thank god it was taken from the air.

How many times do the people at CBS (or whatever studio funded the program) think we are going to watch an educated woman battle with the same rednecks every week?

That is to say that the show was crap as there was stuff all character development.

I thought you were talking about the indian fella actually..

That would have been funny!!!!!!!!!

But seriously if any authors are out there reading this, could you let us know if you are going to take the idea up???

Cheers
Kenny

 

[Axeltheswede]

Celebrity fan fiction has never interested me much. Seems like trading off on an established character. Tigerjen's thread about Anthony Hopkins made me reconsider.

I'm thinking about a story using the celebrity as the persona other characters revolve around. Some ideas come to mind. The plastic surgeon, remaking his wife in the image of Jane Seymour. A husband's request to have his wife act out a love scene.

I am interested in any other ideas along those lines.

 

[Guest]

Who?

Is this the same Jane Seymour who was married to Henry VIII of England?
Or am I missing something?

Now Henry VIII and his six wives and various mistresses might have the makings of a good "Group Sex" or even "Loving Wives" story.

 

[Axeltheswede]

You bet, Charm. Same Jane Seymour. Married to Henry VIII. Exact same woman. Remarkable she was still spry enough to do a TV series in the late twentieth century.

Looks like any story about her would have to go in "Mature".

 

[Guest]

Looks like any story about her would have to go in "Mature".

Mock not. In 1968 the House of Lords, sitting as the highest court of appeal in the UK, refused to presume the death of a man known to have been alive in 1385.
I don't believe that is an upper limit on Mature, though the lower limit looks awfully young from where I sit.

 

[ZIP CODE]

I always thought Jane Seymour was hot in "Somewhere in Time".

 

[Criswell]

Let's not forget the scene in SINBAD AND THE EYE OF THE TIGER where she and Taryn Power are skinny-dipping. It was a G film, so you technically couldn't see anything, but damn...

 

[Guest]

OKAY, I know this thread is old hat, but I had an idea.

Jane Seymour (21st Century) is the reincarnation of Henry's wife and a series of vignettes take place which remind her of incidents in her previous life, where much the same thing happened to her?

For example her first time reminds her of the first time for the 16th century Jane and so on.

Then she gets pregnant in the C21 and remebers that Jane C16 died twelve days after Edward was born ...

 

[Axeltheswede]

Good luck with this one, Charm. This one is going to require a lot of education about Jane Seymour. Those of us outside the UK don't have much of a frame of reference for her.

Is she one that Henry separated from her head?

 

[Street0]

Nah, usually post-childbirth deaths are not caused by axes. Good guess, though; you had a 33% chance of being right.

 

[Guest]

Good luck with this one, Charm. This one is going to require a lot of education about Jane Seymour. Those of us outside the UK don't have much of a frame of reference for her.

Here is a potted biog to start with:

Born 1509?, England
Died Oct. 24, 1537, Hampton Court, London

Third wife of King Henry VIII of England and mother of King Edward VI. She succeeded--where Henry's previous wives had failed--in providing a legitimate male heir to the throne.

Jane's father was Sir John Seymour of Wolf Hall, Savernake, Wiltshire. She became a lady in waiting to Henry's first wife, Catherine of Aragon, and then to Anne Boleyn, who married the King in 1533. Henry probably became attracted to Jane in 1535, when he visited her father at Wolf Hall, but, though willing to marry him, she refused to be his mistress. That determination undoubtedly helped bring about Anne Boleyn's downfall and execution (May 19, 1536). On May 30, 1536, Henry and Jane were married privately.

During the remaining 17 months of her life Jane managed to restore Mary, Henry's daughter by Catherine of Aragon, to the King's favour. Mary was a Roman Catholic, and some scholars have interpreted Jane's intercession to mean that she had little sympathy with the English Reformation. The future Edward VI was born on Oct. 12, 1537, but, to Henry's genuine sorrow, Jane died 12 days later.

Jane's family enjoyed Henry's favour until the end of his reign. On the accession of Edward VI to the throne, Jane's brother, Edward Seymour, Earl of Hertford, became Regent as Lord Protector with the title Duke of Somerset. Another brother, Thomas Seymour of Sudeley, was Lord High Admiral from 1547 to 1549.

My problem is that I know nothing about the 21st Century one. I would not recognise her on TV or in a cinema, and as far as I know I have never seen anything she was in.

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Who?

Is this the same Jane Seymour who was married to Henry VIII of England?
Or am I missing something?

Now Henry VIII and his six wives and various mistresses might have the makings of a good "Group Sex" or even "Loving Wives" story.

lol

i'm laughing my ass of for real over here

 

[penguindance]

 

[Guest]

You guys are such good comic relief.

Always happy to oblige.

Back to the thread:

I saw Murder in the Mirror on one of our TV channels. Is that mature lady (old bag) the same Jane Seymour you are raving about? The film was rubbish as well.