Jail's Cell

[Shreik]

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson

 

[nonotthere]

What is it? Good morning all.

 

[Shreik]

The great advantage of a hotel is that it’s a refuge from home life.

Oscar Wilde

 

[Shreik]

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt

 

[Shreik]

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Shreik]

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

 

[Shreik]

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
-- Jim Fiebig

 

[Shreik]

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost

 

[Shreik]

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke

 

[Shreik]

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
-- Slappy White

 

[Shreik]

What a man is contributes much more to his happiness than what he has, or how he is regarded by others.

Arthur Schopenhauer

 

[Shreik]

In order to create there must be a dynamic force, and what force is more potent than love?

Igor Stravinsky

 

[Shreik]

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb

 

[Shreik]

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
-- Robert Frost

 

[Shreik]

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin

 

[Shreik]

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
-- William Faulkner

 

[Shreik]

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
-- Robert Paul

 

[Shreik]

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
-- Ray Romano

 

[Shreik]

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it—and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again—and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

Mark Twain

 

[Shreik]

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
-- Josh Billings

 

[Shreik]

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul

 

[Shreik]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Emo Philips

 

[Shreik]

When our thoughts - which bring actions - are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white, we are in a living hell. That is as real as hell will ever be.

George Washington Carver

 

[Shreik]

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
-- George Bernard Shaw

 

[Shreik]

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.
-- Stevie Wonder