Jade's World on Lit

[Nightbird]

Hey Nightbird.

JADE Happy Easter how are you?

 

[JerseyJade]

JADE Happy Easter how are you?

I'm tired but good, thanks. How are you?

 

[Nightbird]

I'm tired but good, thanks. How are you?

Im tired too.. But Im ok I have tomorrow off then its back to work again.

 

[JerseyJade]

Im tired too.. But Im ok I have tomorrow off then its back to work again.

Lucky you. I have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[Nightbird]

Lucky you. I have to go to work tomorrow.

Well that sucks and not in a good way. I'm sorry..

 

[HeavyBalls]

I had to work today... and I have to tomorrow...

Joys of management.

 

[rickeno650]

Thank you

 

[Fazer600]

Congratulations, JJ! People around you - some in the next state felt the earth move! I assume the shaking was from you having wild sex again.

 

[JKL123]

Yeah! JJ registered a 4.8 (outta 5)

 

[13Fantasies]

I miss you, JJ. I hope are doing well. -Hugs-

 

[ShaneoD]

Hope all's well Jade

 

[investor2020]

Even tho' the original is always appropriate, the correction improves the message.

 

[JerseyJade]

Congratulations, JJ! People around you - some in the next state felt the earth move! I assume the shaking was from you having wild sex again.

I wish!

 

[JerseyJade]

Even tho' the original is always appropriate, the correction improves the message.

#truth

 

[JerseyJade]

Yeah! JJ registered a 4.8 (outta 5)

Who said it was me? Maybe it was from the dude that I was... oh, never mind.

 

[Fazer600]

Hi, Jade! Welcome back.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hi, Jade! Welcome back.

Hi, Fazer.

 

[investor2020]

Subject: The modern version of the "birds and bees" chat

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers,

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom, and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

 

[Nightbird]

Greetings and Salutations everyone.

 

[JerseyJade]

So now I know why @SirConradPeckereye likes blowup dolls so much.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Jade...

That's evil...

I approve!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So now I know why @SirConradPeckereye likes blowup dolls so much.

Because they don't smart off to me!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Found you the PERFECT one @JerseyJade View attachment 2338895

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh look I found an unfiltered pic of @JerseyJade

View attachment 2338897

 

[JerseyJade]

Found you the PERFECT one @JerseyJade View attachment 2338895

Nope. His mustache ruined it for me.