Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

You're not over here to inflate it for me, with all that hot air.

Just so you know, I'm getting you a bicycle pump for Christmas this year.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That's basically what his blowup dolls look like... one big repair patch.

At least I only get a hissing sound out of her.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Just so you know, I'm getting you a bicycle pump for Christmas this year.

I'm getting you gnome knee pads for Christmas this year.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm getting you gnome knee pads for Christmas this year.

Cool!

 

[Jaws82]

So what you're saying is you're going to be a very good girl now

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Cool!

There will be gnome more worries about rug burns for you!

 

[JerseyJade]

So what you're saying is you're going to be a very good girl now

Define very good girl.

 

[JerseyJade]

There will be gnome more worries about rug burns for you!

Actually... that never happened to me. Go figure.

 

[JackKingOff]

Actually... that never happened to me. Go figure.

That is top class service right there!

 

[JerseyJade]

That is top class service right there!

Well... I do use a pillow sometimes.

 

[JackKingOff]

Well... I do use a pillow sometimes.

I am all about comfort and protecting the body so it works longer!

 

[JerseyJade]

I am all about comfort and protecting the body so it works longer!

I use a pillow when I know I'm going to be there for awhile.

 

[JackKingOff]

I use a pillow when I know I'm going to be there for awhile.

Now that is a lucky ass man… well lucky you too!!!

 

[ShaneoD]

That's a man with more self control than me, that's all I know.

Now that is a lucky ass man… well lucky you too!!!

 

[JerseyJade]

That's a man with more self control than me, that's all I know.

No, that's a man that can go more than once.

 

[ShaneoD]

I just heard myself whisper "Jesus"

 

[JackKingOff]

No, that's a man that can go more than once.

Better than my issue.

Never have been able to cum from a BJ

 

[JerseyJade]

Better than my issue.

Never have been able to cum from a BJ

And you'll never be my bf.

 

[ShaneoD]

Ah the classic "I've never came from a blowjob" line, the well known cousin of "that's never happened before" which is often said about 37 seconds after you get it out of your trousers with a particularly attractive lady

 

[JerseyJade]

Ah the classic "I've never came from a blowjob" line, the well known cousin of "that's never happened before" which is often said about 37 seconds after you get it out of your trousers with a particularly attractive lady

I have never heard a dude say that in the RW. Only on here.

 

[drobert44]

I have never heard a dude say that in the RW. Only on here.

Exactly........

 

[Shenanigans90]

https://imgur.com/a/hVfxL9s

 

[Shenanigans90]

Good to see you back JJ, happy all is well.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://imgur.com/a/hVfxL9s

Seen a lot of those.

 

[JerseyJade]

Good to see you back JJ, happy all is well.

Thanks Shenanigans.