Jacking-Off Log

[sweepthefloor]

pillow fuckers

“Hi, My name is Janey, it has been 30 days or more since my last jack off, if I can even claim what I do as jacking off. “

Assessment: Lying in bed, I close my eyes for approximately 15 minutes, during this time, I think about a man who I do not even have an image for, because it is not necessary. I made his feeling up in my mind, and that is all I need. In my daydream, I suck him well and he is pleased. I am so sensitive, just thinking is enough to make me shiver.

Diagnosis: OSUL: Over sexed and under laid by choice, with a highly active imagination exacerbated by an oral fixation.

Intervention: Thinking about this, while I lay on my side, my eyes are closed and a pillow is in between my legs. I rock it for 30 seconds or less, and I have quietly finished myself.

Equipment: My mind, and my pillow briefly.

Subjective Data: Verbalizes a feeling of excitement, heat, butterflies in the belly, and throbbing sensation in the pelvic area, shivers inside. Rated 10/10 with 10 being the most pleasurable, on the female shiver pseudo ejaculation scale, personalized for myself.

Objective Data: Rapid heart rate, increased respiratory rate, dilated pupils, edema of the facial lips, swelling of labia major and minor, wet panties, thin clear discharge.

Evaluation: Positive outcome

Recovery time: At least 1 hour on the backyard swing, staring at the clouds.

Future therapy recommended in this manner until compliant with sexual activity as ordered by the Hierarchy of Needs.

 

[badmatt]

so, there I was, awake quite early...a nearly perfect set of tits on display right beside me and I couldn't help it. I started to suck them. The action just making me all the harder, so I started to stroke. Slowly at first, but after a moment I was spitting on my palm and going faster. Slapping it against bare thigh every few strokes. And then I couldn't take it any more, I moved her legs and climbed between them, rubbing the head along her lips as I stroked myself. Leaning over again and again to suck and lick those nipples. Finally I reared up as far as I could and shot all over her belly and tits with one lil' drip hitting square on her chin.

 

[lustlick]

Just remembering the last good face fuck when watching a CUMFILLEDTHROAT dot com video, it just took me there she was chugging and gulping to keep up with my hot spurts and had crean running down her chin out of her mouth because it was way too much for her to handle..That was last week, better get her back over here the hot wet mouth on my thick cock fent much better that my stroke-off even thought the mental and computer image was there to enhance the replay of the mouth-sex. POP

 

[bridgeburner]

Mutual of Omaha's Wild World of Jacking presents:

The spontaneous nocturnal hunt of the elusive O

I woke in the middle of the night from a series of sexual dream snippets where I would almost reach climax and then be rudely denied and shifted to another teaser. I became so frustrated that it woke me up and I jacked furiously to a satisfying O and then immediately went back to sleep.

This is a jacking first for me. I've had plenty of "freebie" O's in my sleep, but it's never awakened me unsatisfied with the demand to finish the job manually. I was nearly crazed -- twisting and flipping all over the bed to get the right positioning and trying to muffle my groans with a pillow pulled hastily over my face.

I did discover that I just can't jack on my stomach anymore. I hadn't tried for years, but when I woke up, I was so close that it seemed silly and unnecessary to flip over and go through any of my usual rituals. I should've been on a hair trigger, but I just couldn't manage it. Splayed out and humping furiously and kicking pillows and twisted sheets I finally rolled over and ended up diagonally across the bed with one leg hanging over the side and the other propped against the wall over the headboard.

I'm lucky I didn't do myself an injury.....well, I did get a cramp in my calf muslce, but that's not uncommon for me with a really strong O.

 

[MechaBlade]

This morning, in the shower, thinking (mostly) of my girlfriend. I love that I have a girl who's sexy enough to jerk to.

 

[naughtycakes]

This morning, in the shower, thinking (mostly) of my girlfriend. I love that I have a girl who's sexy enough to jerk to.

This makes me happy, but I'm a total sap.

 

[naughtycakes]

I haven't jacked in a while, might tonight. Up late working on an assignment at home and I have to get up in a few hours for a full day...ugh. I need a good jack, but my libido is latent right now.

I had a really good jack last week, thinking about somebody I had been messing around with and was about ready to fuck, aided by spanking videos of bitchy women verbally taking their victims to task as they lay into their bottoms. I got so turned on, I overcame my usual jacking laziness and brought out my dildo and went to town. I ended up squirting a little on my sheets Not much, just a spot about four inches in diameter. The flood waters were opened the previous week during a heated session and it seems like they wanna keep flowing.

Meh, maybe I'll jack, but it's not going to be anything special.

 

[naughtycakes]

My fingers are wrinkly, my orgasm was very elusive tonight, but I managed to extract one in the end.

 

[rbijon]

My fingers are wrinkly, my orgasm was very elusive tonight, but I managed to extract one in the end.

MMMMmmmm, very sexy, thanks I love knowing that.....kiss....lick

 

[Marquis]

Been jacking a fair amount lately.

I notice that there are two primary categories of jacks, or perhaps a more accurate way to describe them would be two ends of the jacking phenomenon. There is the manual, "I will make my dick feel good and stimulate it until cumming" and there is the "I will get horny and excite myself and then provide just enough stimulation to cum" and I find that I am a healthier and happier man when my jacks are consisting primarily of the latter.

The self stimulation jacks are the teenage jacks of low self esteem and poor body control that sap your self confidence and your ability to conquer the females of the species because they don't know how to touch your penis like you do. Better to try and focus your inner hornball because you can bring that out any time when you are staring at them and drooling over them and your mouth is watering and your jaw is clenching and your eyes are rolling and your hamstrings and shoulders feel tight then they can just look at your dick real nice and you can cum, but they can't work it like you can.

 

[Marquis]

This morning, in the shower, thinking (mostly) of my girlfriend. I love that I have a girl who's sexy enough to jerk to.

Faggot.

 

[bouncinaround]

Now.....reading lit.

 

[Marquis]

Faggot.

Jesus, that was harsh!

Pay me no mind Mecha, I was just jealous because I don't have a gf, let alone one hot enough to jack to.





I find myself recently at a loss for things to jack to. Usually I have a few outlets:

1. Porn
2. Sexual IMing, Texting
3. Reliving my own sexual activity

Well, the great empornium.us has been shut down, my cheggit account is limited with no hope of recovery and I just can't get off on youporn/redtube style videos for some reason, they're just too poor in quality.

I don't know how to find people for inappropriate texting/iming any more. I don't know what happened. I feel like in the days of myspace you couldnt log in without meeting a slut wanting to cyber/text fuck you. I'm on OKCupid now but these bitches are all mad prude.

And...... I'm not really getting laid much.

Life has surely taken a dark turn. I suppose I could use my imagination, that might be good for me actually.

 

[evesdream]

"Be the porn you wish to see", i always say

 

[Marquis]

"Be the porn you wish to see", i always say

Is this, like, "The Secret"?

 

[evesdream]

Is this, like, "The Secret"?

yes but with less Oprah and more body fluids.

 

[MechaBlade]

Jesus, that was harsh!

Pay me no mind Mecha, I was just jealous because I don't have a gf, let alone one hot enough to jack to.

Ha ha, no problem. I understood that post to be pure hateration.

I find myself recently at a loss for things to jack to. Usually I have a few outlets:

1. Porn
2. Sexual IMing, Texting
3. Reliving my own sexual activity

Well, the great empornium.us has been shut down, my cheggit account is limited with no hope of recovery and I just can't get off on youporn/redtube style videos for some reason, they're just too poor in quality.

I don't know how to find people for inappropriate texting/iming any more. I don't know what happened. I feel like in the days of myspace you couldnt log in without meeting a slut wanting to cyber/text fuck you. I'm on OKCupid now but these bitches are all mad prude.

And...... I'm not really getting laid much.

Life has surely taken a dark turn. I suppose I could use my imagination, that might be good for me actually.

The life of a male whore is unsustainable.

jeez, this is my first post of 2011. And I didn't think I could stay away from this place.

 

[bridgeburner]

Yeah, well I just noticed I've been here for more than nine years and I still haven't hit 3,000 posts. I'm amazed anyone knows my freakin' name.

I conqured an unruly O last night. I was frantically rubbin the nubbin and getting close to the payoff. I was all twisted up and heavey and the light was on the horizon when I got a major charley horse in my right side obliques. I'm so close I don't want to quit, but the pain is distracting and I'm losing the edge so I start whacking away at the spasm with my other hand thinking maybe I can hold off just long enough to tip over. Nothing doing. So I had to stop and bow up to stretch out the muscle and every time I think it's subsided and I go to reach for the gold again it flares up.

I managed to keep the fantasy going --- my creep climbed off and took a break, so I perved on the callous nonchalance for a bit --- and finally, finally I was able to resume.

It wasn't the stellar O I know was waiting for me to begin with, but it was still a solid 7 and I felt magnificently triumphant.



It occurs to me that when the story of near-thwart is better than the story of the jack itself, perhaps things are not as they should be.

 

[neci]

messing around
searching for stimulation
finally stumble across a random video from some random site
i like her
she is petite
long hair in pigtails
loosely tied back by ribbons
on her it doesn't look trashy or cheesy
it's just right and suits her thirst
large natural breasts
shining under the night vision
being used
not hard
surprisingly
soft
by several cocks
she guides them down her throat
gasps and moans on them as she is fucked from behind
i worked up
hand under pantiless tights
booted legs spread
sweater keeping me warm
mind went dizzy
light shakes
i could have pushed it a lot further
instead i stopped
right as the lightheadedness set in

 

[neci]

that last one was a lot stronger.
my hamstring is tight.
i think i was able to expel the last bit of energy through orgasm.

 

[naughtycakes]

I'm wanking a lot less lately.

Probably because I've been procrastinating fixing my laptop, and I haven't bought any Penny Birch books lately (one is on it's way, expected to arrive Monday or Tuesday, with a few other goodies: Bare, White & Rosey)

So to wank to internet porn, I have to do it on my couch, facing my desktop. I got a longer cable so I can move the screen closer, but it is an awkward endeavor, added to the fact I always self-consciously have to lower the volume, thinking of the thin wall that separates my apartment from my snotty, 22-year-old wannabe hipster neighbor. But then I miss out on the cacophony of slaps, moans, cries, reprimands and pleas. Sad. And my earphones aren't long enough - I tried that - so I have to crane my head and back like a wanking contortionist.

Needless to say, I've been re-reading favorite passages from well-worn books, and reliving past sexual experiences to get myself off in bed, like a fucking civilized person.

And I've been using more hardware. A tiny little vibe I bought at a Passion Party a girl at work had - that was fucking bizarre - and a big, black dildo - I bought the smallest one they had on Amazon of that type, 7 inches, and the "white" skin color fa-reaked me out. The dildo's too big, and requires a lot of commitment to the wank, so I don't use it often. I've also on one recent occasion used a cute, little glass butt plug - again the smallest one I could find - worming it into my butt slowly, contorted on my couch with a hand mirror and restricted by the tug of the earphones feeding me slappy sex noises.

Next week I'm going to Best Buy, dammit!

 

[Saint Peter]

Cakes!!!

 

[naughtycakes]

Cakes!!!

Petey!!! I have missed you! How's life?

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey!!! I have missed you! How's life?

Life is good! A bit chaotic now, but this will pass.

How are you? Where the hell have you been??

 

[naughtycakes]

Life is good! A bit chaotic now, but this will pass.

How are you? Where the hell have you been??

I'm good! I've been out and about, here and there, I'm here, I'm not, you know, doing the elusive thang