Jacking-Off Log

[bisexplicit]

I being completely filled, and my fingers just don't do that for me. Dildos/vibes it is. Or random objects from around the house...

I also heart it. More than I can explain.

I need to buy a strap-on type device (maybe, probably feeldoe), but, I should get one that could be easily used for masturbation purposes, as well.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I also heart it. More than I can explain.

I need to buy a strap-on type device (maybe, probably feeldoe), but, I should get one that could be easily used for masturbation purposes, as well.

Slut.

 

[naughtycakes]

I have to say, you trying to force this huge-assed dildo into your cunt is hot. Super hot, even.

My fingers just always feel inadequate and frustrating during masturbation, if I put them inside of me. They're never deep enough, and I can't get a good, hard thrusting motion going.

Exactly. This is why you need a cephelapod monster, it's a whole different story from your fingers. I started with a candle, got freaked out about cooties so I put a condom on it and then threw it away, hahaha. Then I graduated to something I will not mention because I know it finds no favor in your house, but it was phallic and pretty big. And Finally I went to a sex shop and bought the pink vibrator. I've never been able to get the whole thing inside me, but I like that. I'm not a size queen, but there's something to be said for excess.

 

[alabama]

Exactly. This is why you need a cephelapod monster, it's a whole different story from your fingers. I started with a candle, got freaked out about cooties so I put a condom on it and then threw it away, hahaha. Then I graduated to something I will not mention because I know it finds no favor in your house, but it was phallic and pretty big. And Finally I went to a sex shop and bought the pink vibrator. I've never been able to get the whole thing inside me, but I like that. I'm not a size queen, but there's something to be said for excess.

Please elaborate on the highlighted part.

kthx

 

[naughtycakes]

Please elaborate on the highlighted part.

kthx

Ok, but I don't wanna gross out bisexy, it's something she abhors.


A nice zucchini, right size, right shape, organic, disposable and a mere $1.88/lb

 

[alabama]

Ok, but I don't wanna gross out bisexy, it's something she abhors.


A nice zucchini, right size, right shape, organic, disposable and a mere $1.88/lb

You have secured a top spot in bama's Top Ten Lit Chicks I Wanna Bang list.

 

[naughtycakes]

You have secured a top spot in bama's Top Ten Lit Chicks I Wanna Bang list.

Excellent! That's the best list I've made to date

I should start putting together my own lists, and I'll go in alphabetical order, hehehehe.

 

[alabama]

Excellent! That's the best list I've made to date

I should start putting together my own lists, and I'll go in alphabetical order, hehehehe.

WooHoo!

 

[joystick2]

You have secured a top spot in bama's Top Ten Lit Chicks I Wanna Bang list.

Excellent! That's the best list I've made to date

I should start putting together my own lists, and I'll go in alphabetical order, hehehehe.

I hope you two lovely ladies take pictures and post them.

 

[SkAoUt]

Not really all that randy as of late but today I decided to spend some time reading erotica and viewing porn (at least for a little while).

I started viewing some interracial and amateur porn clips. Grinding against the mattress as is my usual fashion. But decided to stroke off for a bit, which is a rarity for me. And so, in a semi erect state, I found myself in the loo cleaning up my junk with a razor. Stroking myself to maintain my firmness while manipulating the razor around my low slung plum sized testicles, full of spunk and goodwill. A bit of aloe vera afterward to grease up my missile. A hand on the sink, slightly hunched over. Stomach taught, hips pressed forward, tense. Fist rotating at the top of the stroke, head gently squeezed. Imagining one of the many hot women I'd passed on the street bent over, jeans and panties pulled down, cunt framed by a full ass, beckoning. Up close I notice spunk leaking out of her slit. This image make me harder and now I thrust against my pistoning fist. Buried in her slick puss I'm grabbing hair and shoulders, arms, whatever and fucking her with abandon. Imagining her moaning for more. Oddly enough we're in the street I saw her and no one is paying us the slightest bit of attention. I imagine lifting up her hips, her feet grazing the sidewalk as she holds onto a railing in front of her. In typical wheelbarrow fashion I plow into her heat. Her imagined moans set me off and I'm shooting goo across tile and formica.

kickin' it JOL old school; Quantity: lots and rather milky (drinking tonnes of water). Quality: 7 (10 being the highest)

 

[rosco rathbone]

I finally got a fast computer and a fast connection. SO I went over to redtube to see what all the excitement was about.

I really don't like porn. How can good-looking people have such boring, corny, fake sex?

Even the amateurs are imitating the porn pros. I jacked halfheartedly and gave up.

 

[MechaBlade]

I finally got a fast computer and a fast connection. SO I went over to redtube to see what all the excitement was about.

I really don't like porn. How can good-looking people have such boring, corny, fake sex?

Even the amateurs are imitating the porn pros. I jacked halfheartedly and gave up.

Get kinky porn.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Get kinky porn.

Help a brother out. I don't know where this stuff is found.

 

[MechaBlade]

Help a brother out. I don't know where this stuff is found.

I can't believe you've been on slow Internet all this time. Well, assuming you want free stuff, I'd hit up the TGPs, like pichunter.com, and check BDSM porn or whatever it is you're into these days. If you know how to torrent, that's how to get all the best porn. Siterips, full videos, etc. Puretna.com.

These days I get all my pictures from the chans (4chan and gurochan). I get my video from extreme-board and puretna.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I can't believe you've been on slow Internet all this time. Well, assuming you want free stuff, I'd hit up the TGPs, like pichunter.com, and check BDSM porn or whatever it is you're into these days. If you know how to torrent, that's how to get all the best porn. Siterips, full videos, etc. Puretna.com.

These days I get all my pictures from the chans (4chan and gurochan). I get my video from extreme-board and puretna.

Dude, I was on dial up with a Dell from 1998.

I just leaped ten years into the future in one day.

I don't know how to do any of that stuff, but I will figure it out.

 

[MechaBlade]

Dude, I was on dial up with a Dell from 1998.

I just leaped ten years into the future in one day.

I don't know how to do any of that stuff, but I will figure it out.

Jesus Kee-rist.

Google stuff.

I wrote this guide a few years ago, so it needs updating, but it may serve your purposes.

I really need to update that shit.

 

[naughtycakes]

Help a brother out. I don't know where this stuff is found.

For you
http://www.yu vu tu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=249570

Get rid of the spaces in yu vu tu. Lit won't link it, for some reason. This is a pretty pervy site, just do a search on it for the things you like. Also try tube8.com.

Here's my thread on my favorite spanking videos:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=614826

 

[rosco rathbone]

For you
http://www.yu vu tu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=249570

Get rid of the spaces in yu vu tu. Lit won't link it, for some reason. This is a pretty pervy site, just do a search on it for the things you like. Also try tube8.com.

Here's my thread on my favorite spanking videos:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=614826

Old men fucking a 40-year old scrawny Russian junkie! Solid gold!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Weird. On redtube, all the porns were way too long. Endless. Here, they are too short.

 

[naughtycakes]

Old men fucking a 40-year old scrawny Russian junkie! Solid gold!

Hehehe, I got your numba.

 

[bridgeburner]

I finally got a fast computer and a fast connection. SO I went over to redtube to see what all the excitement was about.

I really don't like porn. How can good-looking people have such boring, corny, fake sex?

Even the amateurs are imitating the porn pros. I jacked halfheartedly and gave up.

This is why I like 70's giallo and "roughies" with the odd hardcore shot stuck in. Granted, it's tough to find one with a lot of bang for the buck, but there's nothing like stumbling over one of those nasty Italian nazi-flicks --- provided it's not some Ilsa knock-off with a bunch of lesbo shower scenes.

I want to see dicks IN chicks and I want it to be sordid if not wholly violent.





Oh, jacked in a friend's bed last night while house and puppy sitting. I tried not to, but I was overcome. It's not like I seeded her sheets or anything, but it would bug me if somebody jacked in MY bed and it wasn't somebody I wanted to fuck.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm having hard time getting behind this whole porns thing.

I've seen one clip that was half jackworthy...an amateur BJ where the guy obviously oed hard and threw his arms wide. I've done that, so I kind of got into it.

I could make porn ten times hotter than anything I've seen yet. No passion, intensity, to any of this shit. People fuck like bugs.

 

[rosco rathbone]

............................

 

[MechaBlade]

I could make porn ten times hotter than anything I've seen yet. No passion, intensity, to any of this shit. People fuck like bugs.

We all could.

Well, actually the one site I never would have dreamed up is straponlesbians. Nothing but chicks revenge fucking other chicks in the ass. I would have considered it, and then thought it impossible.

 

[rosco rathbone]

We all could.

Well, actually the one site I never would have dreamed up is straponlesbians. Nothing but chicks revenge fucking other chicks in the ass. I would have considered it, and then thought it impossible.

Do you seriously mean that or do you think it's easier said than done.