Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

Hahaha, does she come with software for Repentant?

It was more of a grunty teeth-gritter, grrr.

That's the top of the line model which comes loaded with emotions and freewill right off the factory floor.

I can only afford the econo unit.

Come to think of it, "snatch" is not going to move product. We need " sterile self-cleaning auto-lubricating, electrically-warmed, homeostatic sexual receptacle with six vibrating speeds and four contraction frequencies for your pleasure".

 

[naughtycakes]

That's the top of the line model which comes loaded with emotions and freewill right off the factory floor.

I can only afford the econo unit.

Come to think of it, "snatch" is not going to move product. We need " sterile self-cleaning auto-lubricating, electrically-warmed, homeostatic sexual receptacle with six vibrating speeds and four contraction frequencies for your pleasure".

Hahahah, why did I picture a silky woman's voice with a Japanese accent saying that? Arigato gozaimas *covers mouth and giggles*

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hahahah, why did I picture a silky woman's voice with a Japanese accent saying that? Arigato gozaimas *covers mouth and giggles*

Perfect, on a gigantic video-billboard with a hiccup in the loop so it jumps jerkily at the end, seen through the rain.

 

[stirbird]

"perkoset" lol.

For some reason, the words poise, pussy and purr all together make me think of a lifesized sex service android with a vibrating snatch.

That's because you have dollies on the brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZokZA-8Wvg

(someone needs to make a "proper" video out of this song. )

 

[rosco rathbone]

That's because you have dollies on the brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZokZA-8Wvg

(someone needs to make a "proper" video out of this song. )

Birdie! Back from the dead!

 

[bisexplicit]

Last night's jack was crappy. I was sick, so I thought it'd help. I hadn't came in a few days and it was slightly painful.

So this morning I thought I'd even it out with a good one. I usually squat in the jacknasium, but I was standing, thinking about pounding subbie ass when it hit. It's fun to stand and O, because my knees get weak and I enjoy the game of trying to stay upright. I came and didn't see where the jizz went, but didn't care.

A few minutes later, I saw I had a sticky smudge on my right cheek.

Something About Mary style.

You have to love those ones that turn comical.

Last week-ish, I'm fucking myself. On my hands and knees, my fingers burried deep, pretending I'm being mounted, called a bitch and told I can only bark or whimper, asked if I want my tummy filled to make little puppies...

And, then, I stupidly go to change positions, bring my fingers to my lips to taste myself, and, of course theres fucking blood on them. Buzz-kill. Now, I gotta clean myself up, wash the sheets, and stick a tampon up in there.

 

[bridgeburner]

Perfect, on a gigantic video-billboard with a hiccup in the loop so it jumps jerkily at the end, seen through the rain.

Did you catch this on the latest big-screen re-release for the anniversary?

I was just thinking that like any good gum-shoe story it has a lot of nice moments with D/s overtones and none of that silly protocol stuff that so often irritates me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Did you catch this on the latest big-screen re-release for the anniversary?

I was just thinking that like any good gum-shoe story it has a lot of nice moments with D/s overtones and none of that silly protocol stuff that so often irritates me.

I didn't even known it had been re-released. I'd have gone to see it if I knew.

 

[naughtycakes]

Mmmm, last night I came so hard I almost screamed down the house and my legger shot out sideways like when you pet a little dog in the right place and it starts shaking a leg, so I had to stop because I felt a sharp cramp. I did ride five hours to the beach earlier, so my body felt like jello and my legs got quite the work out.

I was on the phone with my favorite Orgasm Facilitator and using this loud, skinny little vibrator on my clit while I fingered my ass - my pussy's still bleeding a little from my period, so I had to keep a tampon in, though I did squish my finger in there a bit later on - and I went into orgasm loop for what seemed like ages until my leg cramped and I almost threw that little instrument of clit torture across the room.

I feel great today

 

[luxey313]

rosco!

 

[rosco rathbone]

The Anabel Chong story had me jacking hard....a jacumentary.

She's got that great dyke hair and a strangely large mouth for her little head. Fucked-up teeth and a flat chest; she looks real. Especially next to Jasmin St Clair, who looks like a golem constructed by a perverted porno-addicted rabbi.

She's obviously completely crazy.

 

[kotori]

The Anabel Chong story had me jacking hard....a jacumentary.

She's got that great dyke hair and a strangely large mouth for her little head. Fucked-up teeth and a flat chest; she looks real. Especially next to Jasmin St Clair, who looks like a golem constructed by a perverted porno-addicted rabbi.

She's obviously completely crazy.

Sounds good. I hate Asian actresses with big tits--it's just wrong.

I'm going to a Chinese wedding this evening: The Dong-Chong nuptials.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Sounds good. I hate Asian actresses with big tits--it's just wrong.

I'm going to a Chinese wedding this evening: The Dong-Chong nuptials.

Make sure to try the chicken feet in aspic.

 

[naughtycakes]

Make sure to try the chicken feet in aspic.

*gag*

Chicken feet are soooo chewy. The only dim sum I won't eat.

 

[kotori]

Make sure to try the chicken feet in aspic.

I'll give it a shot.

*gag*

Chicken feet are soooo chewy. The only dim sum I won't eat.

I want to try the naughtycakes too.

 

[Batch]

I'll give it a shot.

I want to try the naughtycakes too.

too spicy for you

You'll be up all night, with heartburn.

 

[naughtycakes]

I'll give it a shot.

I want to try the naughtycakes too.

Hahaha, what Batch said

too spicy for you

You'll be up all night, with heartburn.

I'm too much for most, 'tis my lot in life.

 

[Batch]

Hahaha, what Batch said



I'm too much for most, 'tis my lot in life.

Ayep.

Too hot to handle.

 

[bridgeburner]

After what seemed like a long dry spell I've been firing off some gems this week.

I'm attibuting the previous lack of ability/interest to stress over the new job. I couldn't seem to shut it out of my head long enough to get going ---- or if I did, something from work would pop in at an inopportune time and just gross me out so I'd quit.

What a relief to be back in the jacking saddle.

 

[rosco rathbone]

After what seemed like a long dry spell I've been firing off some gems this week.

I'm attibuting the previous lack of ability/interest to stress over the new job. I couldn't seem to shut it out of my head long enough to get going ---- or if I did, something from work would pop in at an inopportune time and just gross me out so I'd quit.

What a relief to be back in the jacking saddle.

Beebs, it's good to have you back.

I've been jacking steadily but with almost no fantasy content to make for interesting logging. I emit sperm as if by reflex and go to sleep.

 

[bisexplicit]

Impregnation has been on my mind, again.

This time, however, the focus was on rape and forced impregnation.

I think, maybe, I'm just hella missing being filled. I might actually need to start really putting my fingers inside of me, just to feel something in there.

 

[naughtycakes]

Impregnation has been on my mind, again.

This time, however, the focus was on rape and forced impregnation.

I think, maybe, I'm just hella missing being filled. I might actually need to start really putting my fingers inside of me, just to feel something in there.

Do it! I was resistant to it for very long, would masturbate by rubbing my pussy, not even my clit, but just circles around it, but once I started shoving my fingers inside me about six months ago, the orgasms became much more intense.

Soon, I was looking for things around the house to shove in my cunt and I eventually bought a couple of vibrators, including a huge, pink, cephelapod-looking monster that I've never managed to stuff further than half-way into my slut cave.

 

[Yang4yin]

Impregnation has been on my mind, again.

This time, however, the focus was on rape and forced impregnation.

I think, maybe, I'm just hella missing being filled. I might actually need to start really putting my fingers inside of me, just to feel something in there.

Hmmm... maybe you should try the ol' "gangbanged 'til you're preggers" routine.


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[bisexplicit]

Do it! I was resistant to it for very long, would masturbate by rubbing my pussy, not even my clit, but just circles around it, but once I started shoving my fingers inside me about six months ago, the orgasms became much more intense.

Soon, I was looking for things around the house to shove in my cunt and I eventually bought a couple of vibrators, including a huge, pink, cephelapod-looking monster that I've never managed to stuff further than half-way into my slut cave.

I have to say, you trying to force this huge-assed dildo into your cunt is hot. Super hot, even.

My fingers just always feel inadequate and frustrating during masturbation, if I put them inside of me. They're never deep enough, and I can't get a good, hard thrusting motion going.

Hmmm... maybe you should try the ol' "gangbanged 'til you're preggers" routine.


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That was exactly what I was getting off to!

Although, I also want to be impregnated by a lesbian, and while fucking hot in fantasy, so unrealistic. It's sad.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I being completely filled, and my fingers just don't do that for me. Dildos/vibes it is. Or random objects from around the house...